YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE ILX HEAVY ROCK/METAL ALBUM POLL COUNTDOWN, SUCKA (CLICK FOR A RECAP)

LJ is The Lex of metal.

Johnny Fever is a younger Homer Simpson Chuck.

For Homer Johnny http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/07/23/metalsucks-and-bring-back-glam-present-the-ten-best-must-have-glam-metal-albums-the-final-countdown/

xp: Johnny Fever, did you vote for Foghat in this poll?

Maybe I am like Chuck in the way that I champion what I truly like, but I honestly think I have better taste. LOL

we all champion what we truly like, I know I do.

19 Metallica · Master of Puppets (1985) (845 Points, 22 votes -TWO #1 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd700/d778/d77804sbbed.jpg

too low

As far as post'90 '80s style metal goes, I was into Saigon Kick for their first couple albums. But then they kind of imploded after a tiny mtv hit (which of course was an acoustic ballad in the wake of "More Than Words").

We're in the top 20, anyone who says too low from now on gets their bollocks smeared in gravy,tied up and left dangling for Henry.

awesome album, always been a close second to ride the lightning for me though

This poll is just too metal for bill.

^Screw you Herm. YOu know where I was last night. A FUCKING SLAYER CONCERT. You can take your Borises,Sleepy Bananas Gorilla Shit Museum, Slough Fegs, Nirvanas and Black MEtal dorks and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. What i saw last night was fucking pulverizing and kicks the shit out of the 90% of this list that isnt Sabbath.

The dudes in Banana Sleepy Gorilla shit would be cowering in fear if they had to share the stage with fucking Slayer.

too high imo

While Bill and I probably don't see completely eye to eye on what's good and what's not, we are unified in disgust of this list as a whole.

metal is all about verse-chorus thrashing w/ pentatonic melodic sensibility and guitar solos

that is what metal is and we have ruined it

rip metal

this list is severely lacking in KISS imo

REAL TALK

lol
xp quadruple lols

Metal is what I witnessed last night. Not Ulver. Not even close.

Bill did you vote for a slayer album made in the last 19 years?

My top Metallica album placed way low on this poll, but Master of Puppets at least has Orion - my #1 pick from the tracks poll - on it. I haven't listened to the record as a whole in years either, but I've had Damage Inc. floating around in and out of my head for a few days (amongst all this other metal!).

I didn't, but that's because I didn't double up all that much. I would stan for the newest one and Christ Illusion, though. xp

18 Guns 'N Roses · Appetite for Destruction (1987) (851 Points, 18 votes - TWO #1 voters)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f549/f54995xbhar.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/3J7nG90gJ4NcGlTLGqquaj

Hair metal for johnny

Glad we got Platter of Crumpets (er... Master of Puppets) out of the way already. That fucking album. Ugh.

Henry is waiting btw hes hungry.

Metallica, GnR... let's go ahead and clear out all those despicable touchstones.

Megadeth, anyone?

Appetite pretty much transcends hair metal, dudes. It's among the ALL TIME greats in popular music in general.

eh, I guess

It's only got three really good songs on it and one's a cover

Does your copy have three previously unheard bonus tracks, Dan??

:D

lol no, I am willing to back the singles off of that album

don't care about anything else

also willing to back the song "Master of Puppets" but other than that don't really care about that Metallica album either

master of puppets is great

Sad that St. Anger didn't show up. :(

yr actually trolling there so its ok

Interesting, 6 #1 votes and not even in the top 20 for Funhouse. A piss poor showing for the greatest rock album of any sort, light, heavy, soft, hard or metal. Makes me wonder if there are people who voted in the poll who never heard it.

Also surprised to see Master Of Puppets fail to make the top 5. Maybe it was overplayed and votes split with Ride The Lightning.

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath was indeed voted the first modern metal album - What's the first modern metal album?

I disagree, but I do think it is an awesome album, not just because it was first. It certainly measures up close to Sabbath's three other best albums which will apparently be ruling the top 20.

Appetite was my #2. Johnny's right btw.

17 Darkthrone · A Blaze in the Northern Sky (1992) (855 Points, 20 points - ONE #1 vote)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/6/1/2/612.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/4ywDt046dDB2OtWLqKwvMF

OK FUCK YOU PEOPLE

awesome

can someone do me a favor and list out which of the death/black metal guys are horrible racists and which ones aren't so I at least have some goalposts to go by as I investigate this stuff

never rly HEARD any Darkthrone, but awesome

Johnny, if Kix showed up, I don't think people would be saying "OK FUCK YOU PEOPLE"

because for real, I don't care how talented you are, if you are saying shit about me and mine you need to never see any of my money ever and hopefully one day you will be killed

xp: yeah don't be so sure about that

Dan, just avoid Burzum, Drudkh and Enslaved and you should be ok

never rly HEARD any Darkthrone, but awesome

How does that work?