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Linda has been getting into watchmaking in a big way, and has been asked to write a feature for the magazine "Horology Today". She apparently likes horology because "you can get a lot of satisfaction for little effort and very little outlay."

Linda is now one of the world specialists in making and mending the beautiful Oris Pendulette, an interesting combination of pocket watch and desk clock.

― the clocktower, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The much delayed Haggis Collectors single is out next Monday on Pickled Egg. An outsiders bet at 1,000,0000-1 for the Christmas number one?

Scottish Mick (who is twiddling the knobs behind the mixing desk) is the new Phil Spector and I claim my five pounds!

― The Wimp, Monday, 29 November 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

Geordie Mick has reformed "How many Means Bake Five" for a new year's eve special at the Landsdowne Bar on london Road in leicester. The 'white-cider glockenspeil' obsessed fez wearer wants the band to to do loungecore versions of old prolapse songs in an attempt to get his royalty cheques to amount to more than 1p a quarter, the little scamp!

Merry Xmas to you all.

― Kitten on the keys, Friday, 24 December 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I spoke to Geordie Mick after the How many beans make five gig and he said he was forming a new band for 2005, which will be a fusion of reggae,goth,salsa,glam,techno,loungecore,post punk,punk,new romantic, post goth, and prog. But he's not sure of a name for the band so he wants suggestions. He reads this thread and is glad that he's not been forgotten. He was going to post here himself and ask for suggestions for names for his new band but is wary of cyber stalkers. So post your suggestions for a new band name. He is offering a prize for the best suggestion- a CDR of unreleased Conveyor Belt recordings so get those band names coming in now !

― Sophie Du Pont, Saturday, 1 January 2005 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Splendid Finger

― Reginald Plank, Saturday, 1 January 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Cunt Factory ?

― Diana Smith, Saturday, 1 January 2005 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

WhyteCyder,whyteraft,greenbackdollar,yeahbabyoh!

― Nakram Sinyada, Saturday, 1 January 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

cyberstalkers? nobody even knows who you are!

― neutron, Saturday, 1 January 2005 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ming Mang Mong

― Cynthia Wimplesnatcher, Saturday, 1 January 2005 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The Hogg Machine

― Geraldine Tanglestone, Saturday, 1 January 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Buttered Bun.

By the way, I heard that "What A Beauty!", Scottish Mick's musical history of Rolf Harris is nearing completion.

― oorwulliewallpaper, Monday, 3 January 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Prolapse II

― Mark Williams, Monday, 3 January 2005 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ears go piff

― The Incredible Cigar, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

goffick wang

― Wee Joni Ghosite, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

tubebar

― cmon turk, sue me, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

pickled reg

― one of the three regs, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Canada Briggs And Her Problems Down There

― palace 2 villa 0, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Bavid Dowie

― no.....i mean a different reg, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Lumpface

"shes lump, shes lump, shes lump, she's in my bed"

― Canada Girl And Her Problems Up There, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Jane Suck Died in 77.

― bouncebackability, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're witnessing the birth of Prolapse Mark 2... this is called 'Jazz Odyssey'".

― lestafiesta, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Edward's teeth

― William Nelson, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ted Heath's Teeth on Hampstead heath

― Jimmy Krankie, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Pink Octopus

― Regina Kaplinsky, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Conveyor Belt II

― Mark Walliams, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Geordie Mick Vs The Haggis Collectors: an excursion in sound

― Lynne Carol, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Cat Egg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Except One.

― Mathhew Pimm, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Broken Parsnip.

― Mark Randles, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

A toenail in an ashtray

― freezeframedweasel, Thursday, 6 January 2005 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sturgeonwangler

― Isadora Drunken, Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Pixellated Knob.

― Karl James, Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Pube stuck on sink

― The Binz, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Fat children eating chips

― mjhobbitt, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

A cat hair in some gravy

― Gary Bushell, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Smell of wet dog

― irritating dub, Friday, 7 January 2005 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

There is much pervertalism here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

how many regs make five?

― s. bakers day of sobriety, Friday, 7 January 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

jeremy irons (his purple flared cords)

― turners prize egg (pickled), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The Abbatoirs

― Scottish Mick's trembly leg, Friday, 7 January 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The Smell of a bus drivers armpit

― gareth, Friday, 7 January 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Gary Numan's Lip

― gareth, Friday, 7 January 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Pigeon eating vomit

― robert smith's fave lippy is mary quant crimson scorcher, Friday, 7 January 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The Dyson Spheres

― Lets build a dyson sphere!, Friday, 7 January 2005 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Ned's suggestion best "There is much pervertalism here" , but perhaps it would work even better as the Prolapse compliation album title? The bonus remix disc (sorry, US release only) could then be entitled "There is much pervetalism here 2".

― nuclearshithat, Friday, 7 January 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Stereofall Youth

― Bobbieflathead, Friday, 7 January 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Add N to Mick

― bubbles 2, Friday, 7 January 2005 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A punch up the trumper.

― Gideon Gaye, Friday, 7 January 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

FoxBox LaPlogge

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 7 January 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Lactating Rhinoceros

― Our Wullie, Saturday, 8 January 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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