Kanye West

(admit i may be way late to the party on this one, dunno)

what is "you n***** got jooooooookes" that funny voice?

is it a raaaaandy thing?

his album is called dark twisted fantasy. lol.

facepalm til infinity

21st century shitzoid plan

Friend just posted this on fb and made me lol: "The Kanye/Kardashian thing upsets me because I feel like I was really mislead regarding his thoughts on gold diggers."

p sure Kim does just alright financially w/ or w/out Kanye

True, but you're ridding my afternoon of humor. Thanks a lot!

lol, sorry.

During his show in London, Kanye West had to speak about a few things:

On Justin Timberlakes collaboration with Jay-Z:

During Kanye’s rant in London he said, “I got love for Hov, but I aint ****ing with that suit & tie.”

On Barack Obama:

“I don’t give a **** what the president got to say” – Kanye, during his rant.

On The Grammys:

According the Kanye, Grammy’s promised him he could open the show 4 years ago,
then Gaga got hot and he was bumped. The rant goes on LOL

The grammys can suck my dick

I’ve never won a Grammy against a white person

http://defpenradio.com/kanye-west-rants-about-jay-z-on-suit-tie-obama-and-the-grammys/

So, any night.

He's not wrong.

yeah he is, he won a Grammy against the Beastie Boys in 2005!

On Barack Obama:

“I don’t give a **** what the president got to say” – Kanye, during his rant.

otm

Kanye and Lupe 2013

i don't really think Kanye has much of any political convictions, he's just dealing with the fact that the first black president, who is from Chicago, called him a jackass on multiple occasions.

+ likes jay more

haha yeah

Lyrics to new Kanye song sound, er, awesome.

Stop everything you're doing now/ Because Baby, you're awesome / Don't let nobody get you down / Because you're awesome / You don't need to listen to your manager ... / You must be tired of running through my mind / Can I come inside? ... I'm also awesome ... / I'd rather do nothing with you, / than something with somebody new / Because Baby you're awesome.

I'm happy to have no clue what this album will sound like
I.e. happy to be surprised

Lyrics to new Kanye song sound, er, awesome.

Stop everything you're doing now/ Because Baby, you're awesome / Don't let nobody get you down / Because you're awesome / You don't need to listen to your manager ... / You must be tired of running through my mind / Can I come inside? ... I'm also awesome ... / I'd rather do nothing with you, / than something with somebody new / Because Baby you're awesome.

damn i was gonna post the youtube but it's been taken down already. even funnier as audio, though, trust.

Yo Kanye, keep runnin' up that hill, playa!!!
― Kate Bush (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 9:43 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it's hard to describe how funny it is when he finally goes "...also i'm awesome"

i was kinda really into that song tho

Hats off to Kanye for making a lyric out of the old pick-up line "Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

I hope he does something with "Apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?" and "You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy."

i missed this song! is it still up anywhere?

i can't even express how much i want a kim kardash feature on his album, it'd totally redeem him in my eyes

Hats off to Kanye for making a lyric out of the old pick-up line "Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

lol that's kind of what Frank Ocean's "Forrest Gump" was

yeah the "also i'm awesome" turn is incredible

all i can offer you is a vine https://vine.co/v/bEinpmHxMdE

lex you can hear the full thing here http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/kanye-west-sings-kim-kardashian-ode/

i really like this song, honestly

this is kind of like when i first heard "love lockdown" via a shitty live recording and was blown away, except self-parodic and farcical

given that we can't really hear it properly i'm not going to say it sucks yet but what precisely do you like about it j0rdan? you can barely hear it

at least a thousand tiiiiiiimes, at least a thousand at least a thousand times, alriiiiight alriiiight alriiiight

he really should've gotten some help on this from a more capable songwriter, like farrah abraham

I'D RATHER DO NOTHING WITH YOU, THAN SOMETHING WITH SOMEBODY NEW

oh my god kanye feat. farrah abraham would be EVERYTHING

Are we talking a song or a porno?

for the love of ray j!

Okay, I just heard this song and it has made my day. It is...awesome?

i dunno, you should check your manager

WITH your manager

holy shit

given that we can't really hear it properly i'm not going to say it sucks yet but what precisely do you like about it j0rdan? you can barely hear it

― flamenco drop (lex pretend), Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:40 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

well for one i was at the show so i could hear it pretty well

but i don't know i found it kind of really powerful. like, him standing in front of a crowd and with barely a beat singing this naked ode to a woman/relationship regardless of what the crowd or his peers or gossip magazines think. my biggest problem with kanye is that he's moved from the most relatable rapper (for middle class kids anyway) to the LEAST relatable rapper for anyone who isn't jay-z. but this kind of levels him again, even the lyrics are perfectly dumbstruck in a really sweet way. like, he sings about wanting to make kim a huge dessert.

like, he wants to make a huge dessert for her to eat, or he wants to lap her up like a giant bowl of Hagen-Daas, because

like, him standing in front of a crowd and with barely a beat singing this naked ode to a woman/relationship regardless of what the crowd or his peers or gossip magazines think

this is kind of why i compared it to "love lockdown" but that really was kinda whoa-wtf on a musical level

Kanye & Macca - Only One

https://soundcloud.com/bitemeapplesign/only-one

i love that there can be only one post about this song on ILM in its first 8 hours of being out

"Cut Me Some Slack" > "Only One"

it's the first of the month! it's the first of the year!
anyways, it's off soundcloud, here it is on youtube for the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES0Q5p4QF-8