someone should just give this guy a really long hug and whisper "shhhh it's okay everything's going to be okay" into his ear
― samosa gibreel, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
THAT'S WHAT HAS BEEN TOLD TO HIM HIS ENTIRE FUCKING PATHETIC EXISTENCE.
HE NEEDS TO BE PUNCHED FUCKING HARD WITH A COPY OF ANNA KARENINA
― pounding beats of worship (the table is the table), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
y'all need to relax and give a kid a break
― Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
in his legs, you mean.
― pounding beats of worship (the table is the table), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
someone should tell him, though, that he doesn't want to become permanently known as "dude who spends all his time thinking and writing about one indie music website."
Ian Cohen’s Teflon Don review is precluded from being revelatory because so much quality stuff has been written about Teflon Don already, but it is a fantastic synthesis of the discussion about the record and it’s written succinctly and intuitively.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, August 6, 2010 9:03 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark
loooool
― unchill english bro (history mayne), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i30.tinypic.com/vzde6c.jpg
― zvookster, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
nah, I'm inclined to be way more forgiving of youthful earnestness and naivete than I am of callow cynicism a la Hipsterrunoff.
― Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ftr i think whoever's behind hipsterrunoff also needs his legs broken
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I tend to want to lock both of them in a box and toss them into a river
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
i just want to see prr dude interview carles
― emotional radiohead whatever (Jordan), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
ilxor, only reading music sites or books somehow related to music does not a well-rounded reading list make.
Didn't at all mean to suggest this, btw.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I invited him FYI
― Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
What's to say he isn't already posting here under some random name, and not in this thread?
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
because if he were he'd be all "hey guys I'm the PRR dude what's up!"
― markers, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
guys, I think ilxor is trying to tell us something
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://wuyausu.com/wallpaper/disguise.jpg
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you have him confused with Michael Steele
― Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
― Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, August 6, 2010 3:18 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm, when shakey is the voice of moderation its telling
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 6 August 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
imo "writes like his age" shouldn't be an excuse or explanation applied to anyone over, like, 20 -- if you're an adult you should write like an adult, after a certain point precocious naif shit is either an act or just plain sad.
― some dude, Friday, August 6, 2010 1:16 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i mean, kind of arbitrary dont u think? the vitriol from actual adults in this thread is silly. i mean, i think hes a lame writer & the times coverage is super-LOL. but like, all this nonsense about breaking dudes legs for being a not-good 22 yr old writer with a blog is kinda silly
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 6 August 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ilxor, are you saying something?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 6 August 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i think you're saying something!
If I even had the free time to write huge, sprawling blog entries about Pitchfork every day, then I'd spend that time doing something else... hah.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
glad to see we all thought so hard about this kid today!!
― max, Saturday, 7 August 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaha I've seen other blogs devoted to writing about other people's record reviews that are far scarier and more batshit than this guy's.
― spicy racist sauces (Matos W.K.), Saturday, 7 August 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Did anyone here ever read that "Stop Loving Everything" blog? I don't think it really gets updated much anymore. That wasn't explicitly about Pitchfork but that guy spent a LOT of time being snarky about pfork / obsessing about Pitchfork in order to be snarky about it. For whatever it's worth, PRR is more engaging.
― scott pgwp (pgwp), Saturday, 7 August 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link
My sense is that the guy started in a purely earnest place, but once he got a ton of followers and was written up on the Observer, Post, and Times, he started playing up his own schtick. It's not "purely" earnest any more. Like, he's in his Neon Bible phase.
― scott pgwp (pgwp), Saturday, 7 August 2010 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/919066049/haiku-series-about-lil-waynes-blunt-endorsement
― markers, Saturday, 7 August 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Got this in my Twitter feed today
http://predictfork.com/
Guessing Pitchfork meta-commentary is the new commentary?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 9 August 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Here's your chance to see PRR guy in the flesh:
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/events/readings/refresh-refresh-refresh-happy-ending
― Position Position, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I can imagine attending that would be a little more edifying, and a little less creepy and awkward, then the time my friend & I went to a John Birch Society meeting, but only just barely.
― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread is like a treasure trove of hilarious ott exaggeration!
― elephant rob, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9MA0eW8yyw
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
oops, wrong thread!
works fine here.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 August 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Can we get lex a complimentary front-row ticket to see Mr. PRR speaking in the flesh?? PLEASE
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
at this point i'm only clicking on this thread for the 10% chance that he's finally posted in it
― /\/K/\/\, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
hilarious ott exaggeration!
― elephant rob, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:30 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
speaking of obsessive weirdoes who might have been expected to post in this...
― welcome fake world we hope enjoy cardboard melon (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://predictfork.com
― markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 9 August 2010 13:38 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― just sayin, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/predictfork
958 Following 95 Followers
― markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link
looks like they annoyingly followed an insane amount of ppl to try to get attention
sorry d00ds, but i dont think lindsay lohan cares about p4k scores too much
― markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link
The only thing worse than obsessively reviewing everything Pitchfork does is obsessively trying to predict what Pitchfork will do.
― scott pgwp (pgwp), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
marinating a live cat is worse than both
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
sour orange and garlic powder help.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Marinating Joanna Newsom
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
update: this week i am not posting every day or doing the morning roundup. in that new David Foster Wallace interview book, David Foster Wallace explains that he is a TV addict and so he watches too much TV and then after he finishes watching TV he feels sad but he doesn’t know why, and that is how i feel reading everything on pitchfork every day, like every afternoon after i finish reading all the reviews and writing about them i feel sad, so i need to take a few days to not read everything on pitchfork and then this blog will be better because i’ll be enjoying it again
ok, this kid isnt real
― markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
he's real enough to answer e-mails
― glitter hands! glitter hands! razzle! dazzle! (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i heard you can't get an e-mail account these days without a social security # and biweekly home inspections
― dark twisted fanta girl (some dude), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
love this guy
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
perpetua said: All the activities you do, I sometimes wonder if you’re starring in some kind of reality show that will air sometime early next year.
― markers, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link