YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE ILX HEAVY ROCK/METAL ALBUM POLL COUNTDOWN, SUCKA (CLICK FOR A RECAP)

poor, poor Tres Hombres. It got knocked from the top 100 of the alt 70s poll because of an accounting error, and now it's fallen just inside the top 300 of the all time metal/rock poll. Sorry, dudes.

Posting two at a time: awesome when it produces juxtapositions like that!

I can do 2 at a time if you really want. That was a mistake heh

288
Deep Purple · Machine Head (1973) (174 Points, 5 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f621/f62139cuku1.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/2LaCtZxJ9pqS2lRKTlu8hx

287
Tool · Undertow (1993) (180 Points, 4 votes - ONE #1 Vote)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre300/e395/e39521clcz2.jpg

I approve of both of these.

Machine Head is kind of overrated, but Highway Star is a great keyboard-wizard song, and Never Before is terrific. I also remember really liking Sway and Space Truckin also, and I played Smoke on the Water when the 100-year-old grist mill in town burned down.

Tres Hombres is great, too. Hidden gem = Hot, Blue, and Righteous (sounds like Love Hurts though)...

really want to hear Wonderful Rainbow and TV Sky. Like a lot.

286
Def Leppard · Hysteria (1987) (180 Points, 6 voters)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f600/f60034r9k0d.jpg

285
Obituary · Slowly We Rot (1989) (200 Points, 7 votes)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/7/1/8/718.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/7H5MWoD8M6dEQoSj3SMHP7

voted for Slowly We Rot...great stuff, esp. the title track!!!

YES, HYSTERIA!!!!!!!!! (59 of those points are from me.)

I love Obituary, they didn't make it onto my ballot unfortunately.

284
Opeth · Ghost Reveries (2005) (200 Points, 8 votes)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/8/5/1/7/85177.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/54nOmn8SzWheUvl1YHe240

283
Alice Cooper · Killer ( 1971) (201 Points, 6 votes)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TJiDVSyTggI/R_EMxbeD7-I/AAAAAAAAAZM/9_MTNbOZcMQ/s320/a-killer1.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/5H55ey6ihbSppmVyK1gqVz

Killer is cool. I know nothing about Opeth. But Killer is REALLY cool.

LJ wont like alice cooper beating Opeth

I'll post the last 2 for the night shortly.

ghost reveries has the baying of the hounds on it which SLAYS SO SO SO SO SO MUCH

worth it for that song alone

282
Smashing Pumpkins · Gish (1991) (203 Points, 6 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd000/d097/d09751ia7ug.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/3JultJIT4wt05dFtuaY37j

I still think that's their best record.

In so much as I would still listen to it all the way through.

bleh

281
Deep Purple · In Rock (1970) (207 Points, 6 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd500/d572/d5725720i01.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/2bjTVISSsvwia7uxrrEsuQ

^ this has Child In Time on it, an awesome slab of heavy greatness.

I can't believe skipping things was the solution so I'm glad you abandoned it. I have to go away for the weekend and will miss the countdown which is a much better personal solution.

Sad to see some of these so low (Killer, 1984, Bad Reputation, Tres Hombres, Ghost Reveries), but as I only threw points at one (Opeth) I can't complain.

Keep on truckin' and I'll catch up somewhere into the top 100.

Happy Birthday to Colonel Poo!
and here is your present!

280
Discharge · Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing (282) (208 Points, 5 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd200/d248/d24892i1l68.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/7tlh0UNHCkENgoMm7NEizn

Aw, I quite liked seeing 'to be announced', but as I have less at stake than the rest of you (as I didn't vote in this one) I don't mind it being revoked.

Don't think I'm going to get a chance to finish the tracks listening until post-weekend, sadly, but I will do it, as I promised.

279
Bad Brains · I Against I (1986) (210 Points, 6 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf300/f341/f34116utdmf.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/0btkVh2TIc79B4ERtH5rWt

Have been wanting to hear that Discharge record for ages, now's my cue!

you wont be disappointed

278
Judas Priest · Stained Class (1978) (212 Points, 6 votes)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/4/3/4/434.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/15gzdgyhKXr1K0faea4ImN

277
Nirvana · Bleach (1989) (213 Points, 9 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc700/c718/c718495x6ae.jpg

276
Monster Magnet · Spine of God (1992) (215 Points, 7 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd100/d125/d125532817m.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/5fdS4ZLVCdPHgIxRPnsRb1

the amg review btw

The metal album for people who hate metal albums. A glorious and unapologetic celebration of pure indulgence, Spine of God is the ultimate stoner goof, a brilliant satire of headbanger culture so pitch perfect that it's almost tempting to take it at face value. Bearing the warning "It's a satanic drug thing...you wouldn't understand," the record is a complete mind-f*ck -- the production is positively viscous, a hallucinatory sludge of echo-drenched vocals, bone-rattling drums, and reverbed guitars which seem to stretch on into infinity; frontman Dave Wyndorf is like a shamanic idiot savant floating in a sea of bongwater, growling proclamations like, "If Satan lived in heaven, he'd be me" in the midst of deadpan fantasy freakouts which name-check every teenage metalhead staple, from Led Zep to Playboy to whippets. (There's even a toweringly psychedelic ode to everyone's favorite room deodorizer, "Ozium.") Monster Magnet's genius is that their music speaks directly to the audience it's poking fun at -- Spine of God's sheer sonic intensity is brain-warping stuff even without chemical additives, and its themes of sex, drugs, and evil are so hilariously over the top that it's impossible not to be charmed by the absolute mindlessness of it all. No matter what, proof positive that the road of excess leads anywhere but the palace of wisdom.

^ the most hawkwind inspired album, and it's bloody brilliant too. Deserves to be waaaaaaaay higher.

275
Led Zeppelin · Presence (1976) (219 Points, 5 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf900/f931/f93182zhvt1.jpg

LJ wont like alice cooper beating Opeth

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, August 5, 2010 11:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Im not happy the Cooper album didnt destroy Opeth. Some of these (Killer, In Rock, Tres Hombres) are wayyyyyyy too low!

274
Motörhead · Overkill (1979) (220 Points, 5 votes - ONE #1)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/9/3/6/936.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/5bZg8FCOmr6K8NvxMFp4ME

^boo! waaayyyyyy too low.

273
Judas Priest · Sin After Sin (1977) (221 Points, 7 votes)
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/4/3/3/433.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/4xs2NRWIFeoO6mXLlKhb5u

272
Andrew WK · I Get Wet (2001) (222 Points, 7 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f170/f17046oouct.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/2CIrcCUymw9t2AfqQPdUjn

lol falsers

well we got all of that out of the way while I was sleeping. AWK isn't false!

but Sin After Sin is sinfully low.

271
Om · Conference of the Birds (2006) (225 Points, 6 votes)
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drh300/h308/h30883szrq8.jpg

Psyched for number 270

You should be, it's a big album, it's a big ILM album too.

a 'conference of birds' doesn't seem very hard or heavy to me -- sounds cute, like little birds in suits around a table worrying about the bottom line, chirpin' and squawkin'.

you didn't vote for it though
xp

When I woke up, the Viceroy told me "I get Wet" as at 272, but I misheard him. "Number two, that's the right place for it."