worst packaging ever?

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bugger... and i wanted to buy that fall dvd too...

Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

I was in a band that released about 100 promo demo CDs that had a green label with red writing on the disc itself and then we just stuffed the fuckers into ziplock baggies and handed 'em out thusly.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

those damn metal tins the basic channel/chain reaction cds used to come in.
my porter ricks has a minor crack near the center.

william (william), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

remember the Planet E comp that came in a petri dish type plastic container?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

i just received the comsat angels - "it's history", and it's one of those. which got me thinking about worst packaging ever.

argh....please elaborate as mine is on its way :-(

william (william), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

The Death to the Pixies double CD which, although it looks lovely, has gold paint splattered all over it that makes it all but impossible to read the liner notes.

Ben Dot (1977), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

also have to mention the intr_version label cds. that matchbook cover thing just ain't working for me.

william (william), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

those damn metal tins the basic channel/chain reaction cds used to come in.
my porter ricks has a minor crack near the center.

i totally forgot about those. i have the porter ricks shitty metal tin, but LOST the cd due to shitty metal tin.

argh....please elaborate as mine is on its way :-(

it's sort of like a small dvd style case (plastic sheet with paper liner inserted) with 2 cd holders inside that aren't really good at holding cd's at all. worth it for 4xcds @ $29 though.

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Anything made by Fireproof Press. Most digipaks. Basically anything that sticks out and makes a row of CDs fall over on my shelves. (Aluminum Tunes is a major culprit.)

When I'm elected, all releases will be packaged in standard jewel cases.

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

aww you guys are fascists...
what are those graphic designers gonna do without a little bit of self expression

hector (hector), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Alice Cooper's ancient "Muscle of Love" LP in a flimsy cardboard box.

I'm sure that (aesthetically) I'd hate the inconvenience of the original "Metal Box" (tho I still wish I had one!)

Myonga Von Bontee, Friday, 5 March 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

I love this (i think) Brazilian Queen at Wembley DVD that they have at least 8 of at every Best Buy. It's full of spelling errors including "Boehmian Rhapsody", "Is This The World We Greated?", "Tutti Frutt", and my personal favorite "We Will Rock Will".

I don't know who Will, is but he better get his ass ready, cause he's gonna get rocked.

Also, most of these are mispelled on both the front and the back of the packaging.

Mike Salmo (salmo), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a big Digipack fan, as long as they don't break in transit. Come on, paper is better than plastic. They wear better, too.

Aluminum Tunes is way up there. My center hole thingies never broke, but they never held the disc in, either. So that one is in paper sleevs now. Also bad: Switched On Vol. 2.

And those Audiosphere DVD-style jewel cases are annoying as hell -- same crappy plastic, just more of it!

Mark (MarkR), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

oh god, speaking of cab volt, the methodology box. lovely packaging, shame we cant READ THE DAMN NOTES.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

the special limited edition version of the !K7 Records compilation has a beautifully folded cardboard sleeve which comes to bits as soon as you try to put the CDs back in it. bastard.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

I hate anything with no spine, like the simple cardboard sleeves, that disappear on my shelf.

And yes...methodology was briliant, I was working on a project, a 3 CD set and wanted to do that, 3 CDs in sleeves in a a cardboard box w/ a booklet. Also like the Table of the Elements Elaine Radigue box, but apparently a 3 CD, 8 panel digipack is cheaper, because there's no manual insertion fees, amongst other issues. That seemed odd to me. But yeah, it's impossible to read.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

i also think its hilarious that gygax (and everyone else presumably) knew exactly what was wrong with the aluminum tunes packaging immediately

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

Stereolab, Aluminum Tunes. It's been said before on this thread, but I wanted to just say it again.

I used to have a problem storing all of those freebie promos and CD-Rs that I accumulate until I finally put two and two together and started using those AOL tins.

And when I run out, I just go down to the post office and take some more.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

I use one of those big books to keep all my CDr burns and promos and other things that didn't come in jewel cases.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

Heh. That does make some sense, Dan.

I still use the AOL thingys for giving out mix CDs. You can flip the card inside over and write a little message (or track listing) on it, too.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

You: worst packaging ever: stereolab aluminum tunes
Me: HOLY SHIT....the middle buttons fell out on DAY ONE
Me: so dumb
You: exactly
You: i tried to glue them back
You: then i felt like writing a nasty letter to someone important
You: then i cried
Me: i glued em back...then sold it...havent looked back since

ddb, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

you = me

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

Word.


Me=ddb

ddb, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, and the FIRST guided by voices box set on vinyl was the biggest piece of shit.

And although I do love June of 44's packaging...the cds are now so fucked I cant listen to them.


thanks fellas...

ddb, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

shellac's "1000 hurts" was ok, but "terraform" and "at action park" are FAILURES IN PACKAGING. the cheesecloth or whatever from action park did nothing to protect me from fireproof.

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

Those permanent cardboard longboxes that Sierra used for the first editions of the _Gram Parsons Live 1973_ and one of the Muleskinner titles (forget if it was the studio or the live one). Both in the 'great music, shame about the packaging' category.

Jeff Wright, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

My Dad is Dead-Chopping Down the Family Tree

Long Slim Cardboard (Similiar to the long boxes but flat)...I have now place to put it...so it ends up in my LP's...I find it every 8 months or so...then I forget to listen to it.

ddb, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

now=no....duh

ddb, Friday, 5 March 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

julian cope - interpreter
fuck - pretty ...slow
=both of these came in shellac "1000 hurts" style boxes .
fuck - "baby loves a funny bunny" matchbook cover stylee

william (william), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

drukqs

mmmmsalt (Graeme), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago) link

Also, pretty much all picture discs. The plastic sleeves that they generally seem to come in fall asunder in hours. One of the discs from my copy of NSC 1-4 cracked after falling out the bottom the first time I put it back into the sleeve.

mmmmsalt (Graeme), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

1. Lots of Blackbean & Placenta releases packaged with construction paper sleeves with a cheap Xeroxed 8-1/2" x 11" sheet glued to 'em.

2. Some early Wimp Factor 14 CD that came in a 5" x 8" manila folder with screen printing on it -- where the heck am I going to file that?

3. And, any CDs that come with no info on the spine or spines so thin it's impossible to print anything on them; they might as well be invisible on the shelves.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 5 March 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

The Wax Trax Black Box set. The discs were housed in opaque, black jewel cases. The plastic wasn't as strong as a normal, clear jewel case and the front lid/cover on all the discs cracked in half.

boldbury, Friday, 5 March 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

anything packaged in glass (Maeror Tri, the 'Marteau de Verre' comp), a safety-pinned diaper and metal tins filled with rock salt (what was Nigel Ayers thinking?), oversized wood and/or metal with screws sticking out from all sides (Blade Records a prime offender), or needlessly oversized cardboard boxes (just glancing around the room... TNB est Mort, Spalax's Radio Gong trilogy).

but the absolute worst? the Technoise/Hyware 2CD on i. a stickered cardboard box (like something you'd use to ship an order of 4-7 CDs containing a pair of unsleeved discs and some cheap B&W cards sandwiched between large styrofoam blocks. what's the point? makes Aluminum Tunes seem practical.

echoinggrove, Friday, 5 March 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

just remembered the Aube CD with "heat-sealed" water packets. which burst one hot day and flooded my Popol Vuh CD section with blue-tinted liquid. WTG, Manifold wizards.

Records that sabotage other records - C/D?
yes, yes, and Vini Reilly to thread....

echoinggrove, Friday, 5 March 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

my porter ricks has a minor crack near the center.

Mine has the same crack (although my cdplayer bravely ignores it :). Was the first one everybody bought right? After that all those cd's went into a plastic or paper cover and then into the bloody tin.

Most of those double-cd's that open outwards, I dunno what it is but those holders never actually hold the cd. I hate that.

I love digipacks though.

Never can make up my mind if the package of Faze Action's first album is cool or irritating (you know LP style inner sleeve). Also see Endtroducing right?

Omar (Omar), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

June of 44 TOTALLY. Where the fuck am I gonna put a matchbook?

My hubby got a noise CD that was packaged between two sheets of steel. He regretted this when we had our next fight, ouch

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 5 March 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

TOTAL RECALL SPECIAL EDITION DVD RULES

astroblaster (astroblaster), Saturday, 6 March 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

Storm and Stress's second record...umm, what the fuck.

ddb, Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

new Talking Heads box set... Jesus Ache!

donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 6 March 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

nb the Fall DVD/video is entirely worth acquiring anyway because of the spastic Brix dancing on the Eat Y'Self Fitter video, it is God

ferg (Ferg), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

The Cult's Rare Cult box set is very poorly made.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:55 (twenty years ago) link

Well, just everything that exceeds the dimensions af a jewel case. Therefore: digipacks are cool. But the cd-wrecking white carton the Basic Channel disc originaly came in, the New Tweedy Bros packaging (an incrediblely large carton hexagon) and a lot of the Staalplaat Label repertoire (just use whatever material you'll find and put a disc with it) originated in hell.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Saturday, 6 March 2004 09:11 (twenty years ago) link

But the cd-wrecking white carton the Basic Channel disc originaly came in

Really? I didn't mind that one (esp. compared to those Chain Reaction tins). That cd still works perfectly.

Omar (Omar), Saturday, 6 March 2004 09:25 (twenty years ago) link

It didn't fit into my cd-cabinet, so... When the tin-boxed version came around I exchanged it almost immediately.

Roger in Mokum (Roger T), Saturday, 6 March 2004 09:47 (twenty years ago) link

haha, everyone knew this thead was going to be about aluminum tunes. basically, any card/digipak/fancy sleeve is always a mistake in the long run

gareth (gareth), Saturday, 6 March 2004 10:03 (twenty years ago) link

All four disc trays fell out of my copy of the Joy Division Heart and Soul box on the first day.

Hayden Nicholls (Pop the Weasel), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

They should've just used chewing gum on those.

Andy K (Andy K), Saturday, 6 March 2004 13:16 (twenty years ago) link

This one's a real bummer - the Harry Smith vol.4 CD-book thing on Revenant. I've actually LOST the first CD somewhere - those fuckers just roll out all over the place. And the hardcover on the book seems to be slowly bending outwards. Shame, really, considering the effort that went into this thing.

radio morocco (radio morocco), Saturday, 6 March 2004 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

oh god, heart and soul...i remember admiring it lovingly on the walk home, and by the next day it looked as if the dog had been chewing on it all night.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

Miles Davis Bitches Brew Boxed Set is neat looking but really not user-friendly.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 24 July 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a couple of versions of that I think. one with the really chunky box and thick book, and a tall, thin version. have a feeling there's an alternate box like this for the complete ...silent way box too.

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Monday, 24 July 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

It reminds me of that mcdonalds burger that was like 'hot on one side, cool on the other' that came in the same packaging as the big breakfast.

-- bill stevens (bscrubbin...), March 5th, 2004.

Ha ha. I actually went to school with the son of the guy who designed the hot side hot/cool side cool packaging and became a millionaire off of it. Son was an alcoholic, of course.

cracktivity1 (cracktivity1), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link

...over time the shower-curtain material has suffocated the vinyl, making it unplayable...

the same thing seems to have happened to most copies of john dowie's factory 45

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 24 July 2006 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I actually cut myself on the star-shaped Chinese Stars CD.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 24 July 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of shower-curtain material, I have a Les Savvy Fav LP (entitled "3/5") that came wrapped in a package containing three actual shower caps.

Fucking shower caps stuck to the vinyl, leaving weird marks and making the record play shittily (that is, in a shit-like fashion).

But, you know, really excellent for keeping your weave together while bathing...

fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker), Monday, 24 July 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

prolapse - backsaturday

Shooz (shooz), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I have a new winner. Amarkord is some Italian publisher that's recently put out a bunch of "cosmic" compilations put together by Daniele Baldelli. The two volumes covering the Baia Degli Angeli club have been top-notch packaging-wise- hardback book with a DVD-style hub for the CD inside the back cover- but the Cosmic 2xCD/book compilation is fucking WRETCHED. The discs are in paper sleeves in pockets in the front and back covers. The sleeve for CD1 was stuck in its pocket and had to be forced out, ripping the paper and making part of the tracklisting illegible, but that's not the real problem- these are the tightest sleeves in the history of sleeves, or paper, or tightness. I had to reach in with my thumb and forefinger wrapped in one of those disc-cleaning wipes to keep from getting thumbprints all over and YANK, and after a good couple of minutes finally got them out (scratching them to fuck in the process). I'm left wondering how they got inside the sleeves in the first place- they're so flimsy that putting them back in wasn't even within the realm of physical possibility, let alone an option, so they're sitting in a couple of spare jewel cases next to the book on my shelf.

The music's nice and the book is gorgeous, but they make you fucking work for it.

Telephone thing, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

My two most hated packages of the year thus far are Bjork's Volta (whose packaging woes are much storied) and Fulanito's Vacaneria! (In something like a mini-DVD case, with the liner notes on cardboard sheets glued to the case and the cd tends to come loose and float around the case).

The Reverend, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

i haven't had any problems with the volta packaging.

funny farm, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 06:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i've had more probs with the volta record...

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Nah it's Volta. Just stupid. great if noone ever opens the fucking thing tho

President Evil, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 08:34 (sixteen years ago) link

The "Volta" sleeve/design is actually great. Which makes it even worse that you have to move the sticker to be able to open the CD box at all.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 08:40 (sixteen years ago) link

That... is... why... it... sucks.

President Evil, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I suspect that Geir doesn't consider physical materials to be 'design', only 2D images.

Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link

that primal scream dub thing in the cardboard packaging with the magnetic catch on the back, specifically for the bit of foam that was meant to keep the cd attached.

i never figured out the fabric live packaging. is the cd meant to be rattling around loose like that?

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I got that dub thing in a normal CD case! What a rip off!

Latest bummer packaging is WAR STORIES by UNKLE because 1) IT IS DIFFICULT TO OPEN and 2) IT SCRATCHES THE DICS THEMSELVES.

Well, don't have bought it then, you div, I hear you cry.

PJ Miller, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i realise i'm alone in this one, but i got the new limited UNKLE album that came in a box.
the whole thing was vacuum sealed meaning that you couldn't extract the inner box from the outer box, due to the seal.
many of the people who plumped up the extra ££ broke the thing to get into it, including me. however, the folks i ordered it from sorted me out, and i was a lot more careful second time around.
there is even a notice about the fun on the UNKLE website now with advise on how to get into the bloody thing. absolutely ridiculous.

mark e, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:43 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost .. (never read the extra post before hiting submit ..

mark e, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Those Volume compilations from the 90s... great idea, big thick book full of interviews with CD stuck in the back, but the cd was held in place with a disc button glued into the back cover and most of mine are broken/have come unglued and the cds keep falling out and going missing gah.

Trayce, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link

(xxpost)

11 July 07
War Stories LIMITED EDITION
Apologies to those who have been experiencing difficulties opening the limited edition War Stories. The vacuum packing technique looks great but does require some patience when opening. The secret is to give it time and not use any sharp implements that may damage the pack. Here is the process for picking the lock on this treasure chest of new UNKLE tunes:
Step 1: Pull the sides apart for about a minute to loosen up the outside package and let air in.
Step 2: Grab the box with the sliding end facing away from you and shake it hard for a couple of minutes.
Step 3: Once the inner case slides out a bit, grab it and pull.
Step 4: Smile because you've opened the new UNKLE treasure chest.
Step 5: Put the CD in, turn up the volume, check out the artwork in the booklet and enjoy!

www.unkle.com

lol

StanM, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Dear Plaid and Bob Jaroc,

Not only is your "Greedy Baby" DVD+CD double pack possibly the most half-arsed thing I have ever decided to spend money on, but as soon as I opened the shrinkwrapping the discs launched themselves out of the packaging and scratched themselves on my desk, meaning I can't even sell them. I put them away as carefully as I could and they fell out again. I had to give up and put them in CD sleeves inside the packaging, except the packaging is so narrow the sleeves don't even fit.

I haven't even PLAYED the audio-only disc (those tracks were lame enough with visuals) and it's scratched to hell. It's almost like you want all your potential fanbase to have to buy the thing new because there aren't any used copies out there even though nobody wants it. Hmm... ok, well planned.

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i have this as well. i has a little lever which is great for ejecting the cd. getting the cd BACK IN is, however, less easy.

http://www.discogs.com/release/958456

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

prolapse - backsaturday

what's wrong with this? i mean, sure, the spine's on the top instead of on the side, but it fits in your rack just fine and my CD's never fallen out or anything.

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

my favorite AND least favorite packaging gimmick of all time was the pre-stained cardboard box that Alice Cooper's 'Muscle Of Love' came in...it was very cool, but unfortunately not made to last...my copy of the record ultimately had to take residence inside the 'Love It To Death' gatefold...

henry s, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link

prolapse - backsaturday
what's wrong with this? i mean, sure, the spine's on the top instead of on the side, but it fits in your rack just fine and my CD's never fallen out or anything.

Yeah but you can't see what it is! Which is annoying. And even if you put the unlabelled side out it's a bit oversize. It fits in my current shelving but not in my last set.

(I have the US Jetset pressing, I don't know what the Lissy's one is like.)

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate anything where the size is based on the LP...

These are great, if you also play LPs, as they make for great category dividers - Mosaic sets are like this, my original Nick Drake box is like this, so is one of Ella's. Actually i prefer the LP-size to the long-box, which make it clumsier to stack a bunch of them together.

I don't have the Talking Heads box, but it sure looks unwieldy.

My vote:
The boxset "The Man from Impanema" for Antonio Carlos Jobim is a three disc set, contains 60 pages with each disc nestled within a different section, is too tall AND wide to fit on any standard shelf, and to top it all off, it's friggin' spiral-bound. This package won the Grammy for best packaging in 1997 --ack-- yet another reason to disregard any conclusions those idiots come to.

christoff, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

quickly checked the thread and realise no-one has mentioned the brilliant, but short life span of the Sudden Sway package - Space Mate.
The contents are well known and rather extravagent, but how on earth anyone could have a prime copy of the box it all came in is beyond me. way to flimsy - just getting it home made the fragger fall apart.

mark e, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Regarding sleeves: Does the new Prince album contain any info on the contents anywhere at all?

I mean, nothing wrong about the hologram cover. It's great and brilliant, as opposed to the primitive hologram on the original "Diamonds And Pearls". But I would have preferred a sleeve giving someindication on what's inside.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link

what hologram cover ?
the freebie MOS version was just a skinny cardboard cover with no detail on it at all.

mark e, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Re: Prolapse - Backsaturday, I think I have the UK version and that's the same. My shelves are too big for normal CDs so things like that fit OK.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

The boxset "The Man from Impanema" for Antonio Carlos Jobim is a three disc set, contains 60 pages with each disc nestled within a different section, is too tall AND wide to fit on any standard shelf, and to top it all off, it's friggin' spiral-bound.

It's lovely - I bought it for my wife in '99 or so. We just keep it on display, propped up on top of the shelves with the boxsets. It's still in good nick.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link


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