lil b (the based god)

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i'm surprised he remembers the words to his own songs tbh

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 July 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

that video looks so sick

ogmor, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

caramanica definitely misses how epic the aborted based freestyle was. B was on the line "I feel like a blogger" then he followed it with a long pause and just yelled FUCK A FREESTYLE and the whole place erupted. that was definitely one of my favorite parts of the show, along with hearing Like a Martian at that volume, doing a little bit of cooking with one of the two dudes in chef hats, and pretty much all of B's other stage banter ("you know who i feel like? i feel like im fucking mel gibson" etc..)

/\/K/\/\, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

so many ilxors!

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 July 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kA2p_ouX5k

aborted based fetus (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

kiiiiiiiiiinda jealous. if lil b ever comes to london i'm going to be the the british master chef dude

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

xp the first 15 seconds of that song are amazing

/\/K/\/\, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

pity about the remaining 3:51

then an image appeared: a pizza pie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://i26.tinypic.com/2v1aele.png

based god GANGSTA GRILLZ coming soon?

aborted based fetus (The Brainwasher), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

i would listen to a b/drama spoken word collabo

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

the ad libs on the cooking songs are killing me

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

chef! chef! knife! swag! cook! cook! knife! chef! swag! swag! chef! cook! knife!

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

merry christmas bitch i got a bulletproof vest
happy new year bitch suck my fucking dick

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

shout out tupac i don't know you but i love you
man i fucked so many hoes cuz i look gay but bitch i'm thuggin

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

andy milonakis
bitch i'm johnny cochran
smooth with that chopper
i'm gone like my father

there is something about this one...

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

it's like he's rapping luriqua posts

terry squad (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 July 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)

idk who dj spinz is, but a mixtape dj voiceover going "shouts to all my chefs. whippin up them 5 star meals, man." is the best most hilarious thing ever

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)

yes, very otm kev

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1NLVMKteFA

"whos your top 5 artists?"

"shouts out soulja boy, the pack, um, lil wayne, um, tupac, antony and the johnsons"

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 06:54 (fifteen years ago)

also he pronounces 'pwnage" as "pinaj" like it rhymes with "minaj" about 3 or 4 times

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)

rare and secrete footage of the master chef dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpRm_4wTLFk

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 06:59 (fifteen years ago)

there is something about watching these video clips seeing a room full of people singing along to a bunch of youtube songs that is so cool and in a way heart-warming. i feel so happy for the guy.

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

while we're on the subject i also feel like barbara walters

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

lol, did not know he walked among us.
really kinda liking this guy quite a lot lately.

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

btw, where can i get an mp3 of county blues?

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

everyone should download the EVERYTHING BASED mixtape

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

especially ppl like me who listen to b on youtube 95% of the time

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

wooow i missed The Summer when the youtube came out...that beat completely took me by surprise

/\/K/\/\, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that song is really excellent

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

man, i was gonna start a trolling Lil B lyrics thread where I pretend to gush over his genius lyrics like J0rdan re: Gucci Mane, but it looks like J0rdan is already beating me to the punch on that

krippendorf's trife (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 30 July 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not gushing over his genius lyrics

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

i'm posting the ones that i think are funny

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

except the one about his father, which i thought was just interesting

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

i think the persona of lil b is genius, and i often think the art (music and otherwise) is too, but i'm not saying that the dude is a dope rap lyricist in the classic sense -- and i never have

altho sometimes his lyrics can def stand up on their own

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

and anyway, heaven forbid someone gushes over a rapper's LYRICS

i should start a thread where i post as you gushing over big boi's talkbox

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

this verse from 'the worlds ending' is really dope imo

why in school they ain't teach you bout the taxes
in the real world maine its all about taxes
all about tv and living above average
where the fuck you stay and all about your status
what the fuck you drive to the size of your mattress
how big ya chain and the girls that you're smashing
how much you work plus the time you relaxing
time spent in jail and in the streets savage
mixed with the robbing the stress and the addicts
mixed with the greed and the guns and the havoc
mixed with the weed and pills and the acid
killing off my people and the media is laughing
heard about the past but the present is whats happening
probation slavery pissing for the master
the cops is the gang and they really beat your ass
and the courts is the mob and its run by the cash

― pollos da don (tpp), Saturday, 1 May 2010 05:17 (2 months ago) Bookmark

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

yep

along the same lines, "the age of information" has rap lyrics that i will stand by

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

im feeling this lil guy conceptually, wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of some good songs, ps im talking abt good songs thx

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

download the mixtape EVERYTHING BASED

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

but before, i would youtube

i'm god
the age of information
pretty boy
insane

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

is lil b chillwave thx

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

he's moonwalkwave

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

cool b walks wave

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

cookwave

▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼ (LOLK), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

otm

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

cook b lil wave

ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

lil b is the hip hop carles

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

"summer" is quite dope in a 98-type way. big ups for using "triggerman"

ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

has anybody listened to Paint?

ballerrr (The Reverend), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it's horrible

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)


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