Could the new Liz Phair be any worse

Celine is actually covering Skee-Lo.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I believed you & was really stoked for it

You didn't go with her? You bastard!

It was a last-minute ticket given to her by a friend

tbh I respect Celine but I don't know if I could make it through one of her shows (although I've already been told that we will be going to Vegas to see her show)

I would go if I was promised 600 gin and tonics in the lobby.

I believed you & was really stoked for it

I am sorry to have misled. (I want it to be real, so bad.)

I would go if I was promised 600 gin and tonics in the lobby.

Who are you, me?

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20133eea9fa40970b-800wi

do u guys think that liz phair saw this thread and decided to answer the question?

Fuck and run.

Anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHkj804LCl0

This is too good to be on the same thread as Bollywood.

I like to think of it as counteracting that nonsense.

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L-R
Surm, me, J0rdan

i'm the dude right in front of him

lol

michael stipe is hypnotic

plus, any other strong candidates for worst song of 2010? cuz that crabcore just ain't doing it for me no more.

jesus, Bollywood is repulsively bad. it's like she heard this cool new thing that's popular nowadays called Hippity Hoppity and thought, "hey, i could totally do that." it's like a pathetic imitation of MIA. as soon as i started listening to it i just wanted it to get away from my ears.

There's something really late-'90s about 'Bollywood', it's like Phair wanted to make a song mixing a load of contemporary genres together and turned to Beck's Midnite Vultures for inspiration.

She's drinking a Soy latte, She gets a double shot-ay, it goes all through her body

There's something really late-'90s about 'Bollywood', it's like Phair wanted to make a song mixing a load of contemporary genres together and turned to Beck's Midnite Vultures for inspiration.

― Gavin in Leeds, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this sounds like one of those G-rated parody raps they do on homestar runner.

only bad and not funny.

Every time I get to the spooky-voice " ... pulled out the CONNNNNTRACT ..." bit, all I can think of is one of the skit bits from "Dre Day."

http://imgur.com/wpTKi.png

And, honestly, "Bollywood" is way more fun to listen to than anything off of her last album; if all of Funstyle is just as bad as this, I can't wait to hear it. Still think that this song is just really effective trolling though.

this is... I mean...

waht

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ah, at last!

I was not really expecting it to be flat-out hilarious

You were never supposed to hear these songs. These songs lost me my management, my record deal and a lot of nights of sleep.
Yes, I rapped one of them. Im as surprised as you are. But here is the thing you need to know about these songs and the ones coming next: These are all me. Love them, or hate them, but dont mistake them for anything other than an entirely personal, un-tethered-from-the-machine, free for all view of the world, refracted through my own crazy lens.

This is my journey. Ill keep sending you postcards.

-Liz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7_-BAtm3Ys

uh that's a lot worse than bollywood imo

I like this song actually.

the lol part is intentionally funny, so that makes it better than bollywood. This, on the other hand....

http://www.youtube.com/user/madeyes4u#p/u/5/megGQuCHfxI

sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=megGQuCHfxI

This is my journey. Ill keep sending you postcards.

Returned for insufficient postage.

I guess she doesn't use Facebook or email.

Sex In the City 3: Bollywood

These songs lost me my management, my record deal

Anyone surprised?

Hey, it's the Moon Unit Zappa comeback album.

worst journey ever

"cocksucker blues" anyone? Metal Machine Music maybe? nah! she couldn't be that smart, amirite?

a song by song response to machine metal music is her next project

called Liz Can't Dance.

I think Liz should star and direct a Graffiti Bridge-like movie to tie all these songs together.

But her comeback is fucked now that "H.W.C." can't be her "Gett Off."

yes, that is why her comeback is fucked

cocksucker blues and metal machine music were both listenable, of course.

also artists usually drive themselves into the ditch when they're in the middle of the road, not when they've been stuck in their garage for five years

Holy crap, "Smoke" makes "Bollywood" sound like "Fuck and Run".

Sounds like a SNL parody of something from Beck's Odelay. Horrific.

I fucking love this song more and more every time I hear it and I need to hear this album ASAP