Could the new Liz Phair be any worse

lol

hahaha I am never listening to this

just the way she says "portfolio" is grounds for dismissal
it's hard to recover from that when it's the first line of the song

I am sitting here laughing/crying over the Celine video.

I wish she had covered Skee-Lo.

My peen-ius got limp.

dude, i would kill to go to celine's vegas show!

So would I!

i would only kill to go to celine's vegas show if it was with ramzi

So would I!!!!

I'm afraid we'd be the only men present.

oh no you wouldn't, my wife went to one and you would have company aplenty

You didn't go with her? You bastard!

i would only kill to go to celine's vegas show if it was with ramzi

― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 8, 2010 3:38 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So would I!!!!

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSTXn4H5jY (Stevie D), Thursday, July 8, 2010 3:42 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

we would have such a time!! :D

lol stevie that's what you get when you italicize your sn

There should seriously be a Celine/Vegas ilx meet up.

As soon as the concert's over we should go here.

Have to wait until March but...

http://www.celinedion.com/celinedion/english/whatsgoinon_vegas.html

You sick bastard, Alfred. You mean here.

I'll only go if Dan sings "Where Does My Heart Beat Now" in the atrium.

Near, far, etc.

Victor Davis Hanson would start crying when "My Heart Will Go On" starts up.

Near, far, etc

http://www.sfu.ca/classics/history/VDH.jpg

...see, I can hear him sing that. Sadly.

Celine is actually covering Skee-Lo.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I believed you & was really stoked for it

You didn't go with her? You bastard!

It was a last-minute ticket given to her by a friend

tbh I respect Celine but I don't know if I could make it through one of her shows (although I've already been told that we will be going to Vegas to see her show)

I would go if I was promised 600 gin and tonics in the lobby.

I believed you & was really stoked for it

I am sorry to have misled. (I want it to be real, so bad.)

I would go if I was promised 600 gin and tonics in the lobby.

Who are you, me?

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20133eea9fa40970b-800wi

do u guys think that liz phair saw this thread and decided to answer the question?

Fuck and run.

Anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHkj804LCl0

This is too good to be on the same thread as Bollywood.

I like to think of it as counteracting that nonsense.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20133eea9fa40970b-800wihttp://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20133eea9fa40970b-800wihttp://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e20133eea9fa40970b-800wi

L-R
Surm, me, J0rdan

i'm the dude right in front of him

lol

michael stipe is hypnotic

plus, any other strong candidates for worst song of 2010? cuz that crabcore just ain't doing it for me no more.

jesus, Bollywood is repulsively bad. it's like she heard this cool new thing that's popular nowadays called Hippity Hoppity and thought, "hey, i could totally do that." it's like a pathetic imitation of MIA. as soon as i started listening to it i just wanted it to get away from my ears.

There's something really late-'90s about 'Bollywood', it's like Phair wanted to make a song mixing a load of contemporary genres together and turned to Beck's Midnite Vultures for inspiration.

She's drinking a Soy latte, She gets a double shot-ay, it goes all through her body

There's something really late-'90s about 'Bollywood', it's like Phair wanted to make a song mixing a load of contemporary genres together and turned to Beck's Midnite Vultures for inspiration.

― Gavin in Leeds, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this sounds like one of those G-rated parody raps they do on homestar runner.

only bad and not funny.

Every time I get to the spooky-voice " ... pulled out the CONNNNNTRACT ..." bit, all I can think of is one of the skit bits from "Dre Day."

http://imgur.com/wpTKi.png

And, honestly, "Bollywood" is way more fun to listen to than anything off of her last album; if all of Funstyle is just as bad as this, I can't wait to hear it. Still think that this song is just really effective trolling though.

this is... I mean...

waht

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ah, at last!

I was not really expecting it to be flat-out hilarious