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The Dankness.

They're like The Darkness, only clammier.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The Harkness

They're like the Darkness except every member looks like the ex-Liverpool defender.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The Barkness

They're like the Darkness except the singer's falsetto is so high humans can't hear it.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dick Hertz and the Burning Sensations

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 February 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't take credit for it myself, but a former roommate of mine used to often say that he wanted to start a punk band called Manifest Dentistry.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 February 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Pink Guns. The Hims - but probably not that original.

― Etta, Friday, 6 February 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Darkneds.

They're like the Darkness but . . . .

This joke MUST'VE been done already.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 7 February 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Low Level Functionary
Last Four Guys Picked
The Beatless
Per Erotica
The Ashen Kookers

― d.w., Saturday, 7 February 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

k-space
Trio Galaxia

― daavid, Saturday, 7 February 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Bendy Straws

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 7 February 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

'Nuum Beat

― JoB (JoB), Saturday, 7 February 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony Miccio & His Band Of Bitchy Yo's

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 February 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Prententious Trendy Wankers.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 7 February 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hangover Guilt

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Saturday, 7 February 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Jean Chretien and His Cabinet

Elvith Prethley

― Sean M (Sean M), Saturday, 7 February 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The Martians.

They too, are like The Darkness. Only not really.

And from Mars.

― blablabla, Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

'cozen', i suppose. brand name innit.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 7 February 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

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I really wanna call a band "The Crab with the Golden Claws" but all I do is solo krautnoise and I don't think that works. :((

― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Friday, 19 March 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Twist-o-lettes.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 March 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

echidna - my 1970 UK psych-prog one-off. organ fuzz and loud drums.

in the regions of sunreturn and beyond - my late '70s euro-electronic new age project. arps and fairlights.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 March 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Je Nay Zay Kwa

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 19 March 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I thought that calling something "Future Daze" would be a good idea, but maybe an EP and not a band or even an album. :/

― Lil' Fancy Pants (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I still don't know what to call my solo folktronica project... I'm using my initials, but it seems a bit flat.

― JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Neck.

And not "The Neck" either.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

What is folktronica

― Lil' Fancy Pants (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Brundlefly (done, I'm sure)
Split Screen
Bell Housing (first album: "Rides the Clutch")

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sumsia Dad

― that's MR. sanchez to you (mokey), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Dick Hertz and the Burning Sensations

There's already been a band called the Burning Sensations.

When we were starting our current band, a friend from the UK tried to convince us to call it 'Exit'. He said "think of all the free publicity, mate. I mean, "exit", that's everywhere innit? People see it in every building, driving on the freeway..."

We did not call our band 'Exit', so it's still available for the taking.

― webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

MacArthur Parka

― ken taylrr, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I was really excited about naming my band The Godzillas,
but the other bandmates wouldn't go for it. So we settled
for The Beautiful Damage. Needless to say, with a name like that,
we broke up within months.

So if I found a drummer tommorow, I'd form

Bad Trip Cyclone

or possibly

Midwestern Sexfest

― Squirl Plise, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Spy vs. Spy
The Vigs
Buckshot

― copywriter28 (copywriter28), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ben grimm

fox force five (all female band)

Amphetamine Blues

― copywriter28 (copywriter28), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Band names with promise:
The Crap With The Golden Claws, Comotose Angels, Fetish Patrol,
Ladyfest Planning Committee, and Blood Meridian.

― squirl plise, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The Awesome

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

cocaine

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Si J'avais Une Bande Ce S'appellerait Robotron Is For Kids

― dleone (dleone), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

wow

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Cote du Wrong
The Invisigoths
Leprechaun Holocaust
Tipping Kitty
Bromo

― joseph cotten, Sunday, 23 May 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir Matos and the Hands of Fate

― namewithheld, Sunday, 23 May 2004 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Twinkie Defense
Berkeley Horse
Los Luchadors

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 7 June 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

REAGAN DEATH PARTY

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Painfork.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 7 June 2004 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i´m gonna call myself King Tummy and my hit single is named Touch me i´m thick

― heroes + villains, Monday, 7 June 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

pow snatrol

― hmmm (hmmm), Monday, 7 June 2004 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

lone river junction

― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 7 June 2004 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Friends With Benefits!

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 7 June 2004 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Apologies to Joseph "Leprechaun Holocaust" Cotten: I once suggested "Dead Leprechaun" -- it scans well, and people could call you "Dead Lep." Didn't fly.

― briania (briania), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I think calling my noise project "merlin brando" is a bad idea

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I Tossed Yer Moms Salad

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

TEH SUKC.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 7 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

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