Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

i'm inviting you, get your writing crew, and they dopest rhymes
i get up in that ass everytime

a playa's drinkin makers... marker, cranberry vodka
wearin a mink coat that's furry as chewbacca

i saw ya main gal and playa had to stop her
her name wasn't silkk, but her face was the shocker

the name is big daddy, ya know as in your father
so when you hear a def rhyme believe that i'm the author

YES

shiiit, I need to start an "ain't no half steppin" lyrics poll

i like how that rhymes seamlessly with the one i posted right above it

contrarian-ass mutha connections

i stay shining like headlights
and stay crawling like head lice

Better take one and pass, or that's that ass
Your vital statistics are low, and falling fast

Johnny Blaze out to get loot like Johnny Cash
Play a game of Russian roulette and have a blast

Nickname: "notorious", dick name: "glorious";
shawty call me when your boyfriend's borin' ya

i'm high powered, put adina howard to sleep
yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week

yup

she said she like to read so i took that ho to borders
and now she callin my phone while im in my headquarters

same goes for my whip, same goes for my kicks, rare
and i don't rush to the store, they save me a pair

You wanna smoke crack? That's gonna cost ten bucks
Walkin' on broken glass - Annie Lennox

Walking on broken glass....ANNIE LENNOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Energy is felt once the cards are dealt
with the impact of roundhouse kicks from blackbelts
That attack! your mic'phones like cyclones and typhoons
I represent from midnight to high noon

Some girls dont even know me askin me can they get some money
I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper

Nickname: "notorious", dick name: "glorious";
shawty call me when your boyfriend's borin' ya

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Saturday, July 10, 2010 10:35 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

this ain't even how it goes!

what're you hearing?

from the lyric book, it's:

"name notorious, dick game glorious, find me shorty if your boyfriend's borin' ya"...which is how I hear it as well.

i like my version better

Call it a day or make it a long evenin
You keep on schemin, man give me some more reason
to have the women in your mama's church screamin
"Lord Jesus!"

But this information I must pass to the homies,
If Hustlin is a must, be Sosa, not Tony

Sushi ass niggas, bougie ass niggas
In my Blues Brothers shades I Belushi past you niggas

They wanna know why I'm so fly
A girl asked me for a ring, and I put one around her whole eye

i keep it new orleans
sleeping with women that sleep with the hornets

and people say that i am a kid still
cuz the lil guy still ride on big wheels

thanks to cam i'm harlem's new anchorman
yes chump you should shake my hand

look at all my bitches booties
they handle all my pharmaceutics

i don't claim to be a big rap star
cause no matter who you are
you'll still catch a bullet scar

Yea, I was born in America, true
Does South Central look like America to you?

paint wheels on the coop, lifesavers
hit the club with 20 broads like flavor

lol

painted wheels on the coupe**

lolllllllllllllllllllllll

^_^

i mean the bitch thought she was bad,
i don't know what that batch was thinking
when she thought what she was thinking, but she shouldnt've thought that
(e-40)

i said woah little hottie
i'm not delorean, gambino, or gotti

Recession got the hood pushin more than time clocks
So I dropped a hundred in the streets I don't buy stocks

You the kinda girl to eat a dick up raw
And drink a 40 through a straw

i'm a hot and bothered astronaut
crashin' while i'm jackin off

while i'm tippin corners, i'm rolling with foreigners
my hoes be brazillian, sicilian, hondoras

honduras

speaking of good, i'm good with semi
blow wood with henny
in the hood like a hemi, homie

THE semi

THE henny

i'm the worst

speaking of good, i'm good with the semi
blow wood with the henny
in the hood like a hemi, homie

dirty harry green lantern dj vlad they know i'm bad
they declare me as someone mad. i make fools sad.

27 dollars to my name, headed up 85
pissy drunk, petey still made me drive