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CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"We've really been fucking some shit up," said Martin. "One one track we use a drum machine. On another we use a synth instead of a piano. People are going to be surprised. I don't think we'll match this, like, ever. Even if we tried."

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

They will probably lose their MC fan-base with this.

RS, Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i was *just* about to post this exact thread using that same NME quote. also it says that ralf hutter had this 2 impart about their use of a sample from COMPUTER LOVE :

"it sounded really nice. it was done in a good spirit. it is giving us energy feedback (sic)like DJs from japan or detroit people from the underground scene"

will champion said the band have been driven "to the point of nervous breakdown."

well i'm excited so sod yers.

i can't recall who else on here actually really liked them since the start (The Blue Room E.P.) was it just me?

piscesboy, Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I love '70s electronica! BRAVO!

miccio (miccio), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've been working with Gwyneth to get her caught up," Martin drawls lazily while gulping down some purple liquid he calls 'syrup.' "“She said she thought Hip Hop was only guns and alcohol, I said ‘oh hell naw, but yet it’s that too! You can’t discrimahate because you done read a book or two.' "

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I really liked the Blue Room EP. I had Brothers & Sisters on 7" back in the day. The debut album totally lost me though. I like "Clocks" lots. I'll be interested to hear this.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/review.php?ID=208

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've been working with Gwyneth to get her caught up,"

Yoko alert. Doomed for disaster.

stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Q-Tip should never be allowed to guest on ANY non-hip-hip recording, ever ever ever!

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 13 January 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

hip-hop, not hip-hip.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 13 January 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the funny fake quotes in this thread are totally ruined by people thinking they're real.

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't that the whole idea?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

see, you'd think so. but no.

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm starting to wonder whether Coldplay are actually an elaborate put-on designed to highlight the fallacy of Radiohead.
-- Naive Teen Idol

What is the fallacy of Radiohead?

sleep (sleep), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

once again, i scratch my head in profound befuddlement over the avid hatred that coldplay inspires in certain ILMers.

and all of this (70s eno/bowie, kraftwerk, and wu-tang stylings) are only making me SALIVATE in anticipation of this thing's release.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, but think about it Eisbar, this is COLDPLAY emulating berlin-era bowie, and the Wu.

I don't think I want to hear Chris Martin doing his version of Joe The Lion.

Disco Nihilist (mjt), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

not to mention "shame on a nigga" or "gravel pit." but still ...

yeah, but think about it Eisbar, this is COLDPLAY emulating berlin-era bowie, and the Wu.

i KNOW! that's exactly WHY i wanna hear it ... and NOT in a snarky way.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Coldpay's new ambient-drone record sung completely in Polish, featuring guest vocals by Tiny Tim and Wierd Al.

Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

wait a second...is Tiny Tim still alive?

Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

they could always sample his ashes.

Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Friday, 14 January 2005 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I want the Matts to be Coldplay's A&R team! (Blythe Danner - nice!)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've been working with Gwyneth to get her caught up," Martin drawls lazily while gulping down some purple liquid he calls 'syrup.' "“She said she thought Hip Hop was only guns and alcohol, I said ‘oh hell naw, but yet it’s that too! You can’t discrimahate because you done read a book or two.' "

post of the year

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

If they rip off or sample Kraftwerk I will...grrrrrrrrrrrrr....!!!
If I can recognize it's Kraftwerk, that will be the end of Coldplay and me, that will be it NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO NO NONONONONONONONONONO. Especially since that's actually my favourite Kraftwerk song ever. It's just not right. Mark my words, I will not tolerate these things. Coldplay have to do rock and roll, and I know they have the capability if one particular b-side is any indication. I want fire and rage and ROCK. I'm not falling for it until they do rock and roll.

NO KRAFTWERK FOR ANY NEW COLDPLAY DAMNIT!!!!! I CAN'T BEAR IT. OUCH.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Martin is tight with Suge and he got an unreleased acapella of Tupac covering It Was All So Simple Then with Tiny Tim doing the backing vocals on the hook.

Disco Nihilist (mjt), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't actually read the article but wasn't the wu-tang thing a joke?

deej., Friday, 14 January 2005 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

designed to highlight the fallacy of Radiohead.

HA HA HAHAH AHA!

Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, I think that made my night. Cheers.

-former Radiohead fan

Seriously though, I do think a book should be written entitled The Fallacy of Radiohead.

The Fallacy of Radiohead (Bimble...), Friday, 14 January 2005 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

My fantasy new direction for Coldplay? Exit, stage left.

mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 14 January 2005 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Radiohead just need to do that Dr. C-described, risky double album influenced by Can, if New Order won't step up to the plate. They covered a Can song, live, you know. It COULD happen. Someday.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 14 January 2005 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

no timbaland beats?

titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)


that ralf quote is real by the way. i know no-one on here reads NME anymore so youse wouldn know either way, but yeah it is.

piscesboy, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

This is my favorite thread ever

David Allen (David Allen), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck, i was about to say that too. actually, no, my favourite thread ever was the one about deAgostini doing a fall partwork, which made me cry with laughter. but this is good.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 14 January 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

My officemate is playing Coldplay today. I keep trying to work up the nerve to tell him to turn it off.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess you have better taste than him.

To be fair though, I suppose he should use headphones regardless of what he's playing :)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you guys for my new screenname.

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

> ... old-fashioned cameo toasting from none other than Blythe Danner.

Fabulous.

Palomino (Palomino), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It was all Yello

thee music mole, Friday, 14 January 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Good one, Music Mole.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 15 January 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
Staff at Parlaphone Records were unavailable for comment yesterday amid calls from gay rights groups urging a ban on Coldplay concerts throughout the UK. Concern centres around one song from the band's upcoming album, entitled 'Kill Dem Chi-Chi Man' and featuring Chris Martin 'toasting' over a sample of Jamaican dancehall artist Beenie Man.

"Must we expose the youth of Britain to this shit?", said Peter Tatchell of gay rights movement Outrage! "Sorry, new album? What new album?"

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 7 February 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Coldplay's nude erection

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 7 February 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh damn it, Hari got there with what I was going to post first.

Does anyone on ILM actually like Coldplay? I'm growing more and more sick of them.

Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 7 February 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
from petridish's review, today:

"More recently, Coldplay began dropping a series of fascinating reference points - electronica, Brian Eno and Kraftwerk - none of which seemed to fit in with their reputation as purveyors of elegiac, mid-tempo, stadium-friendly ballads. At the very least, an intriguing listen was on the cards."

that blinding light you can see on the horizon is 1978.

N_RQ, Friday, 27 May 2005 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

These are about the least fascinating reference points you could get in 2005, with the possible exception of the Beach Boys.

"The Fir Trees" is also the least fascinating pseudonym you could get in 2005.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 27 May 2005 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i still wonder where are those 70's electronic influences in the new songs by coldplay. i saw them live a month ago and they were the same old coldplay we all know. absolutely no changes. the new songs are as epic and stadium oriented as the old ones. if you loved them, you'll be happy. if you hated them, nothing will make you change your mind.

joan vich (joan vich), Friday, 27 May 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I still hate Coldplay fans.

Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Friday, 27 May 2005 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

what are coldplay fans like?

are they anything like DMB fans?

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 27 May 2005 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

They appear to google less.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 May 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

tracklisting is kinda saccharine

A Head Full Of Dreams
Birds
Hymn For The Weekend
Everglow
Adventure Of A Lifetime
Fun
Kaleidoscope
Army Of One
Amazing Day
Colour Spectrum
Up&Up

ufo, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:28 (ten years ago)

Ha, those song titles. Wasn't their last album a Skyful of Stars or something? And this one is A Head Full of Dreams? Which makes me think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HufrsUMIBA

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:34 (ten years ago)

gah, why spoil this thread w/greatness

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 November 2015 15:36 (ten years ago)

Maybe Chris Martin is lurking and will learn something.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

I'm excited for this. New song sounds awesome.

**shamelessly wears Coldplay fan badge**

austinato (Austin), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:47 (ten years ago)

Coldplay is doing a bit of Daft Punk, never thought i would see the day.

Bee OK, Saturday, 14 November 2015 07:58 (ten years ago)

Obvious stadium move. Inevitable.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 14 November 2015 08:57 (ten years ago)

Coldplay going stadium?

That reminds me of this review:


Consumer Guide Reviews:

Psonic Psunspot [Geffen, 1987]
If this is XTC's real psychedelic album, what the hell was Skylarking? So call it their real psychedelic parody--a concept album about acid damage, which I guess they read about somewhere. I was going to complain that the word "precious" isn't in their vocabulary and ought to be when I noticed that the last song is called "Pale and Precious." Then I realized that for all its kaleidoscopic byplay the parody is a little pale as well. But with every other hook intact, "Pale and Precious" is the only track you might miss without the credits. B+

Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 14 November 2015 15:41 (ten years ago)

Coldplay is doing a bit of Daft Punk, never thought i would see the day.

please explain.
heard the new track today on the radio and really do not get the connection.
as for the track :
it's ok.
nothing more, nothing less.
summary : mumford and sons vs a drum track.
and for the record, i am not a hater.

mark e, Saturday, 14 November 2015 21:27 (ten years ago)

I'd be interested to know if the song is knowingly pseudo-tropical house or if that's just a happy coincidence.

Tim F, Sunday, 22 November 2015 10:42 (ten years ago)

After a few more listens, song is okay. Hopes for the new album are enh.

I'll still buy it though.

Austin, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:07 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

So, it would seem that, in spite of them playing at the Superbowl (which I've only really heard about because of the negative publicity) that Coldplay's new album is as easy to ignore as the last one. A quick internet search shows that the album has been out for two months and yet again I have managed to not hear a single cut from the record, unintentionally or otherwise. I also notice that the record got an incredibly mixed reception, and performed absolutely woefully on the album chart pretty much everywhere aside from Norway, so even though it would seem like Mr. Hongro is still buying their records in bulk, it looks like the writing is on the wall, chaps.

The Dave Grohl of ILX (Turrican), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 23:53 (ten years ago)

It's a pure pop record. Ghost Stories had some substance, but I file the new one next to Mylo Xyloto because it's just going for the stadiums with nothing really substantial in terms of songs. It's nice while it's playing, but nothing memorable whatsoever happens. I'd rate it probably their worst album.

Austin, Thursday, 11 February 2016 00:15 (ten years ago)

And I say all that as a fan who has found something to be liked on all of their albums.

Austin, Thursday, 11 February 2016 00:17 (ten years ago)

The problem with the new one is it doesn't have the sad/release dynamic of their best stuff.

nova, Thursday, 11 February 2016 00:51 (ten years ago)

I did know they had a new one out as I was sick at the weekend, which resulted in me watching bits of the Coldplay documentary on Sky Arts on a diet of Uniflu and hot whiskeys.

The Guns n Roses documentary (The Most Dangerous Band In The World) was on right before it on BBC Four, which made the Coldplay one seem incredibly low-stakes in comparison - I kept waiting for a riot to happen, or Chris Martin to admonish his colleagues onstage for being a bit too fond of 'Mr Brownstone'.

the_ecuador_three, Friday, 12 February 2016 08:21 (ten years ago)

More like Mylo Zzziloto

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 12 February 2016 09:22 (ten years ago)

just going for the stadiums

And indeed, Coldplay are touring stadiums this summer in the US, which is like willing themselves into legacy status. Because assuming they fill them, it won't be based on the new music. Or even any music, possibly. I think at this point the idea of Coldplay is more appealing to many than the band itself. People want a big-tent rock band to rouse them while U2 is busy telling stories and trying (I'd argue less successfully than Coldplay!) to stay relevant.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 February 2016 13:10 (ten years ago)

"Sky Full Of Stars" was a big top 10 hit only a year ago and this album's promo cycle isn't over yet, i wouldn't count them out as far as commercial relevance yet. but i do get the impression that what they're planning to do next is, like, a Greatest Hits album and a breakup/hiatus for a Chris solo album or something.

some dude, Friday, 12 February 2016 14:39 (ten years ago)

That's my impression too. A Greatest Hits might be the best Coldplay album.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, 12 February 2016 14:48 (ten years ago)

It's a cracking album, the new one. It's not as easy as it looks, touching people's hearts at the same time as making tunes that are ballsy enough to fill a big venue. I think Coldplay are just about the best proper pop band going right now.

Gaz Is Real, Friday, 12 February 2016 14:48 (ten years ago)

that lead single really sounds like foals.

jamiesummerz, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:05 (ten years ago)

xpost Bah. It's really easy to do that. It just takes a certain kind of robotic soullessness to aim for that all the time (see: KLF, "The Manual," plenty of arena country)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:08 (ten years ago)

Idea of Coldplay being any sort of go-to stadium band makes me pine for the worst of late 80s Kerr and Bono

Master of Treacle, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:18 (ten years ago)

Yeah, it's like chain fast food. Do people really go because it tastes good, or just because it's fast, easy and a good value for a ton of calories?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:23 (ten years ago)

Hating somebody because they're popular always sounds a bit bitter to me ;-)

Gaz Is Real, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:38 (ten years ago)

I don't hate Coldplay! I think you'll find me upthread saying I like their first four albums, to degrees. But I really, really don't like the last three, because they are so shameless in their triangulation. They're the Clintons of Rock.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:42 (ten years ago)

They're so inoffensive it becomes an easy target. I don't hate them but their fans are very strange, at least the one I've met. I don't know if they don't listen to that much music or everything they listen falls in the same line but they honestly believe they're such a cool, innovative band. Come on, they're pretty much playing dadrock.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 12 February 2016 15:55 (ten years ago)

I like dadrock! There's nothing wrong with dadrock. It's the unctuous inoffensiveness that gets under my skin. They're like Maroon 5 with a delay pedal.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:58 (ten years ago)

I never said there was anything wrong with dadrock. But dadrock is not innovative, cool music. It takes once innovative cool music, digests it and makes it acceptable for everyone to enjoy in the background.

If there concerts are anything similar to what they did on the superbowl, though. The venue owner would do better selling lattes than beers.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 12 February 2016 16:03 (ten years ago)

Their*

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 12 February 2016 16:03 (ten years ago)

The venue owners would do better selling balloon animals.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 February 2016 16:17 (ten years ago)

New album's cack. Where's the fuckin' PIANO?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 12 February 2016 19:51 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

they did a surprisingly great Radiohead impersonation on recent single All I Can Think About Is You:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnLNG0WnGsI

niels, Sunday, 3 September 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)


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