most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

wonder what Ryan would have given He's The DJ I'm The Rapper back in the day, or was it too low on grandeur

well the big difference is that He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper actually WAS a wholly relatable album of suburban-friendly narrative rather than ungrateful, repellent narcissism, so likely it would have been dismissed for being fake and cheesy

haha totally, which is kinda what i meant by "low on grandeur"

otm otm otm xp

He's The DJ I'm The Rapper is also A FUCKING RAP ALBUM

I'm sure Drake's is a rap album, but in the sense Toto IV is a rock album

fuck lil wayne for this basically

not satisfied with falling off after the carter iii he decided to take the whole rap game with him

aw fuck, I'm gonna listen to this just so that i can be justified in my frustration with this fuckin guy but only once, i will ONLY LISTEN ONCE and then he has to leave me alone

yeah maybe i'll listen to this just so i can be mad about it.

not satisfied with falling off after the carter iii he decided to take the whole rap game with him

― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:06 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^otm

have no problem panning this without listening to it...slavoj zizek

not really sure wtf this world has come to tbh

lmao http://tombreihan.tumblr.com/post/701262542/youre-the-guy-who-reviewed-that-drake-album-ryan

shipz just retweeted someone claiming hating on drake is the equiv of hating on justin t circa justified, which works precisely up to the point that you listen to their music, so i did a smh and clicked on it to see who it was and it was the washington post's lead critic ;_; the weak critical game possibly distresses me more than the weakness of whatever game drake thinks he's playing.

though i did get a slightly confrontational tweet from some girl asking what kind of music DID i like then if not drake, and i seem to have got her into both lady leshurr and yelawolf! some good has come of this!

i like CR as a critic up to a point, just when he's wrong i'm like oh fuck no

in the -ve column, i have received FIVE emails from drake's uk pr in the past two days :(

xp i'm not really familiar w/him at all

i can't remember who said this, but in some thread somebody said the problem with drake and wayne and nicki, and this type of punchlines in general is that the old school dudes used to deliver killer, amazing punchlines in this cool-ass, deadpan manner as if it was nothing but a thing, whereas this type of rhyming delivers super stupid and lame punchlines as if they were so fucking amazing

it's the stupidity coupled with the smug self regard* that i can't handle

*and maybe this part of it is jay's fault

Chris Richards is one of the few music writers out there I really dig; he seems pretty genuinely open-minded and enthusiastic about stuff.

the problem is that Drake is a shitty rapper.

xp i don't think that's really limited to old school dudes, more just any rappers who don't happen to be these shitheads

yeah maybe yr right, but that got at the thing that irritates me so much about it

for peeps that don't go to Doc Funk

http://docfunk.blogspot.com/2010/06/deep-thoughts-on-drakes-thank-me-later.html

looool

heh

tbh you could do this kind of thing to a lot of good rappers too and it would still be funny.

its been said many times but the difference with drake is how he and others present him and OMG NEXT LEVEL SHIT

*and=as

http://cdn.giantmag.com/files//2009/05/drake1.jpg

linked in those comments

sometimes you just have to ask yourself, are you a star or a spangled banner

also i feel i need to say that for someone apparently trading on being some sort of attractive heartthrob, drake is REALLY UGLY IN THE FACE.

another point of difference between him and justin-circa-justified

does he seriously say "toodles, bitches"?"

http://pitchfork.com/artists/10706-trey-songz/

they never knew

does he seriously say "toodles, bitches"?"

if he does, its the first likable thing I've heard from him

second good thing to come of this - i never knew the etymology of "toodles"!

A shortened, more casual version of the French expression à tout à l'heure (Anglicized as "toodle-oo"), meaning goodbye

gah feel dirty for getting annoyed by a pitchfork review about fucking drake. I'M DONE

Doc Funk = hero

btw I think it's incredibly amusing how quickly Drakehate can unite this board

ryan dombal is basically US PR for drake

my favorite thing that he's ever written about drake, is this:

punchlines like "I really can't complain, everything's kosher/ Two thumbs up, Ebert and Roeper" may not be terribly complex, but Drake's laser-guided delivery turns them into automatic catch-phrases.

which, as i pointed out on so many shrimp, makes no sense, because EBERT AND ROEPER TURNED THE PHRASE INTO AN AUTOMATIC CATCH PHRASE, HENCE THE WHOLE FREAKIN REFERENCE

i want to go around irl ending all my conversations with people by looking them directly in the eye and saying "just do it" so people will then tell their friends "wow, jordan's laser-guided delivery really turned 'just do it' into an automatic catch-phrase."

XD

looool

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2010/06/why_you_hate_dr.php

aaaaaaaaaaaargghhh

did whiney miss

they must be talking to themselves, ho... HANDS FREE

&

i just say 'i wrote it for your girlfriends'... KELSEY GRAMMER

I had to stop playing the album it was pissing me off too much, I plan to go back to it

i just say 'i wrote it for your girlfriends'... KELSEY GRAMMER

what the shit

like seriously, fuck everything about this dude

I'm a motherfucker with some dark secrets...KELSEY GRAMMER

When I'm on the stage, I go off... KELSEY GRAMMER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4

haha whiney