Metal Box -- does anyone hate this as much as me?

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It's hard to find good help nowadays.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Flowers of Romance deserves the abuse Dan heaped on Metal Box.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd put the lot of you on notice if you weren't there already. scrubs.

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, it just sounds good.

mei (mei), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Flowers of Romance deserves the abuse Dan heaped on Metal Box.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), July 11th, 2006.

All due respect to you and Dan, but saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" are two of the least interesting observations to be made about Metal Box and The Flowers of Romance. The latter is one of the most out-there breakup albums ever recorded.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's a 45 second snippet of "Albatross" with an 8% speedup. Switches back to its regular speed at 30 seconds for comparison purposes...

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=6F0D4EDC2718739D

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link


Lydon does sing only five notes, but they're great notes.

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I love "Graveyard."

Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, yes, the old "editor for my blog" problem.

Marcello, perhaps while he's cleaning up the "Albatross" paragraph, you can get him to help you with an entry on Edward III's theory that Flowers of Romance is the most out there break up album in history. I'd be extremely interested in reading that.

Still, I'm w/ Mark: "Albatross" doesn't sound a thing like Mr. John Wardle.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It's the editor for my BOOK and "he"'s a she and she's been sitting on the bloody manuscript for 18 months AARGHH but unfortunately she is also a friend and I heart her and therefore can't get angry with her, sigh...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 05:55 (seventeen years ago) link

What you said about the album having the longest wait for the actual lead singer's appearance....

My first copy of "Commercial Zone" was a cassette, and this started with the instrumental "The Slab" as side one, so with that you have one long wait (until track three) with totally unfamiliar PIL music, ten minutes in and you could convince yourself there'd been a mistake.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 06:00 (seventeen years ago) link

A Saucerful Of Secrets has lately sprung to mind. Given that the band's "lead singer," as such, doesn't appear until the final track, I'm not sure if that can be beaten (even if on a technicality).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link

All due respect to you and Dan, but saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" are two of the least interesting observations to be made about Metal Box and The Flowers of Romance.

Why?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 10:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Because Bruce Foxton agrees with you.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Who is Bruce Foxton and why should I care about what he says?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Precisely!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:18 (seventeen years ago) link

All due respect to you and Dan, but saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" are two of the least interesting observations to be made about Metal Box and The Flowers of Romance.

Why?

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 12th, 2006.

As Ned would say, we're entering ninja of the obvious territory.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Well yeah, it's obvious that you're championing something that sucks and you can't even be bothered to back up lazy blanket assertions.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Rap music?
More like CRAP music!
HAR HAR HAR

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Well yeah, it's obvious that you're championing something that sucks and you can't even be bothered to back up lazy blanket assertions.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 12th, 2006.

Guess I wasn't sufficiently clear; saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" about PiL is akin to saying "Phillip Glass is repetitious," "Sonic Youth is noisy," or "The Beastie Boys are obnoxious." The band's making a clear + conscious decision to operate in a certain manner; observing that they're abrasive and difficult listening doesn't do much aside from pointing out the obvious.

Hope you're being ironic when you say something "sucks" immediately preceding an accusation of making lazy blanket assertions!

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I was being somewhat ironic but the irony is undercut by the fact that I've explained at length on the the thread why I think Metal Box sucks. Furthermore, the "clear and conscious decision" portion of your statement is undercut by the fact that one of the main contributors to PiL is completely incapable of performing in any other way; it's akin to praising a guitarist for being able to play the guitar. Also, my objection to this album goes beyond "Lydon can't sing" because, as stated upthread, I don't have any real problem with anything from the generic album onwards. Finally, I don't have a problem listening to "difficult" music. I would not describe Metal Box as "difficult" as much as I would describe it as "incompetent" based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago. Perhaps I would feel differently about it if I listened to it again but I really have no desire to do so.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
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Marmot 4-Tay: You are beautiful, and you are alone. (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG I FORMED AN OPINION I SHOULD BE STONED WITH STONES

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

POPSTONES

Marmot 4-Tay: based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago (mar, Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

We can't do anything to you you haven't already done to yourself. Sad.

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Why? Not standing close enough?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 July 2006 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno dan. almost the entire pop ouvre is based around you don't have to be able to sing (traditionally) you just have to establsih a personality.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops poss misuse of word ouvre.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

also see re plAYING instruments

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link

almost the entire pop ouvre is based around you don't have to be able to sing (traditionally) you just have to establsih a personality.

I'd say this was patently untrue until punk broke in the mainstream.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

What's your take on Carol Channing? (just curious)

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ok dan pops got a wee history yr right. but the idea surfaced and garnered some MAJOR credence at least in the 60's not just at punk.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

then again i'm not sure what yr playing at here.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I was being somewhat ironic but the irony is undercut by the fact that I've explained at length on the the thread why I think Metal Box sucks.

Maybe you were posting under another name and my quick skimming of the thread failed me, but I thought all of your comments were about Lydon's voice and singing capability except for one where you agreed that the album is tedious!

Is there really any reason that someone who heard an album once, nearly twenty years ago, can give any opinion that goes further than "I thought it was ok / I didn't like it"? I wouldn't be surprised if the singing and a sense of tedium are really all you remember, which is still pretty damn good for a couple decades.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan Perry, your own personal TS: Metal Box -vs- This Thread

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Will it be as good as BS Johnson Vs God?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

what is?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is amusing me! I find it funny that people are wetting their pants to PROVE ME WRONG.

Carol Channing was always more of a character performer than a SINGER and she was doing this in an arena where character voices are commonplace; I don't have a problem with her but she's not my favorite performer in the world.

Maybe you were posting under another name and my quick skimming of the thread failed me, but I thought all of your comments were about Lydon's voice and singing capability except for one where you agreed that the album is tedious!

2 + 2 = ???

There is a post upthread where I state that I didn't think PiL gelled until they released the generic album. One could deduce from that that I don't think PiL did anything particularly great before then and, due to the subject of my other posts, the overriding reason is because the people involved didn't know what to do with Lydon's limited voice.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

If I may be so bold, I suspect that Cure-loving Dan doesn't really think that rock singers need to sound like Pavarotti; he just thinks that the vocals on this particular record come off kind of empty, half-assed, and unappealing. And so do I, at least last time I checked. (Which was prob the last time I posted to this thread.)

haha xpost

Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the overriding reason is because the people involved didn't know what to do with Lydon's limited voice.

what did THEY do with it on generic dan?

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think both of your points are valid, Dan, I just think it's entertaining that you're hanging around the thread despite having so little investment in the album.

That said, due to sound issues among other things, I had been hunting around on ebay off and on for the last year or so to pick this album up in the original format. Well, that and I think the film cannister packaging would look really nice next to my other records and it succeeds as a conversation piece. So I started this thread back up hoping that someone had seen or listened to the reissue. Then I promptedly bought it anyway, because I'm dumb like that.

Admittedly, once someone asks to actually hear the album, there's no way in hell I'm going to toss on something like Albatross or Chant first since Lydon's caterwauling is grating and they're pretty tedious. Other points on the album really benefit from the looseness, though, and the stretch from Swan Lake to Graveyard at the core of the album (or as a couple sides on the vinyl, I don't have the breakdown of what's on each side handy) make for a compelling reason to not throw out the record.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

youn know, I really don't care if anyone dislikes this record, but I will say that Lydon is 'playing a character' as well. Annoying, over the top, larger than life, singer man. He talks about this in his bio - that he's aping Olivier in Richard III, among others. Not that that directly speaks to anyone's point here.

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

what did THEY do with it on generic dan?

Mostly, I think the instrumental arrangements are much, much stronger and support the stuff Lydon's doing vocally. Also I really, really, really like the guitar work on that album.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

That's the one with Bill Laswell, Steve Vai, and Ryuichi Sakamoto? I've wanted to check that out.

Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa, Ginger Baker's on it too?!

Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 13 July 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll say the film canister 3X45 edition sounds livelier and benefits from being able to pick from short runs of songs.

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Thursday, 13 July 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Furthermore, the "clear and conscious decision" portion of your statement is undercut by the fact that one of the main contributors to PiL is completely incapable of performing in any other way;

After the Sex Pistols, Lydon could've done anything he wanted, including hiring the best session musicians he could find (as he did later on Album Generic PiL). He didn't, and that was a clear and conscious decision as much as hiring trained musicians was. Lydon wasn't just some idiot on the loose in the studio. He's a smart guy, and he had some definite ideas about what he wanted to get done and how he was going to go about doing it. They all involved purposefully violating most of the common practices of musical decency and good taste, however.

I'm not a tonedeaf nincompoop; matter of fact it irritates when Nelly Furtado or Ashelee Simpson or whoever is singing out of tune on national television. But that's because of the context, as you point out w/ Carol Channing. The point of those PiL albums was to explore chance, purposeful incompetence, experimentation, abrasiveness, and dissonance.

They had to be on to something - people are still listening to and analyzing these records today, and that's based on more than just Lydon's cult of personality (at least, it is for me).

Even at the time the records had quite an impact, and not just among the scuzzy punk rabble, because of Lydon's decisions. Example: He kicked out the engineer assigned to Flowers of Romance because he could tell the tape op was an able, competent, knowledgeable, thinking person who was willing to take chances and work unconventionally. Result? Phil Collins later hired as an engineer the tape op that Lydon had personally raised the profile of; he wanted that same exquisitely massive drum sound (sidenote: Dan, don't ever listen to Flowers of Romance - it makes Metal Box sound like Gaucho). Jah Wobble had never played bass before Lydon tapped him for PiL. Result? Kate Bush purchased Wobble's bass rig because she wanted that huge sound he became famous for.

Even saying "I can't sing for shit but I've got something interesting to say so I'm just gonna do it" is a clear and conscious decision (as opposed to saying "I don't know how to sing, I'm going to take lessons until I'm good enough" or "I don't know how to sing I'm just going to stay off the stage") - though it seems to be one you don't approve of. If you disagree with the underlying conceptual framework of those PiL albums, then yeah, of course you're going to hate them. That doesn't mean there weren't concepts behind them.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, don't ever listen to Flowers of Romance - it makes Metal Box sound like Gaucho

From a percussive standpoint, I think Dan would like Flowers far more than Metal Box/Second Edition

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Edward III making a great deal of sense on this thread, kudos.

"Metal Box" is a colossal record for me personally, as is "Flowers of Romance". Won't hear a word against them -- would that more people made records this audacious. I remember there being a little cottage industry of offshoot bands -- the Basement 5 and the Bollock Brothers, for instance -- but somehow rock never picked up on this strand, this sound. People might say My Bloody Valentine came close, or PRML SCRM. But those bands are dreamy-romantic or adolescent-commercial in comparison. Nobody matches the utter don't-give-a-fuck nihilism of "Metal Box", and I think that attitude also becomes a sound that nobody matches.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 13 July 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link


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