pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

J0rdan OTM -- Pfork comment boxes would pretty much look like Stereogum... UGH.

I need matchbooks.

"for a donation of $500 or more, one of our writers will come to your house and read your favorite review in the voice of either snagglepuss or orko from he-man."

Never visited Stereogum, not even once. The name sounds like indie rock taffy.

proud of you

THEY SHPOULD DO SOMETHING AS A PATR OF THE CHEESEBURGER NETWORK WITH LIKE ALBUM COVERS AND WE COULD DIGG AND REDDIT HOW COME THEY DONT DIGG AND REDDIT BUT LIKE ALBUM COIVERS WITH CATPOIONS I'M GONNA CALL BENJAMIN HUH BECAUSE THIS IS MONEY THAT THEY AR THROWING AWAY WHY WOULD YOU THROW AWAY MONEY PITCHFORK CHEESEBUR I HAVE CHEESBURGET BUT TAPE AND TAPE

i might donate $500 if Pat DiNizio, lead singer of The Smithereens, delivers a p4k tote bag to my home.

whiney's tweeting again, i see.

dying @ Whiney's post

http://www.lowter.com/images/blogs/228/addthis_more.png

Furl that Diigo to Link-a-Gogo immediately!

WHATIS PITCHFORK FACEBOOK CAMPAIGN DONT THEY KNOW THAT FACEBOOK IS WAY AND I CANNOT SEE SCHRIBER ON FOURSQUARE DOEST HE KNOW FOURSQUARE IS FUTUR SOCIAL MEDIA BRANDING FUTURE WEB 2.0 CLAP YOUR HAND STUPID PITCHFROK THROW AWAY MONEY WITH FORSQUARE TWITTER CAMPAIGGN RETRADS

stop.

Never visited Stereogum, not even once.

i don't even own a tv

Where's Chris Ott when you need him

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4723/33907519.jpg

Never visited Stereogum, not even once.
i don't even own a tv

― ლ support our troops ლ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, June 9, 2010 4:01 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it is absolutely ridiculous to compare Stereogum to television...you mean Videogum.

i don't even own a tv

picture me lollin

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9154/88915018.jpg

^ ad idea for P4k imo

LIKE him

http://twitter.com/aplusk/status/15533551181

lol

^ get that dude on board imo

xpost

whiney ksh & ilxor are the new jackoff sesh regs imo

otm

^^^^^^^^^

xpost

irl lols @ deej

great thread

whiney ksh & ilxor are the new jackoff sesh regs imo

― its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Wednesday, June 9, 2010 5:10 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah was gonna post this days ago

no offense but nvr thought that would be the flock over which whiney would preside

never really thought about flocks though

no flocks

dying @ any post made in thread

http://teacherpages.nhcs.net/schools/wechs/kendallnifong/PublishingImages/dancing-skeleton.gif

dying @ any post made in thread

The return of:

"I, deej, am worried that my fellow Chicagoans may see me, yet I still reach down and fumble with my erect penis..."

i've officially backed off the deej "beef" and you should too

Ehh..... point taken. I'll let deej fumble with his own beef.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/dj_cat.gif

ilxor wd be the only one who thought that was a hardbody zing & not gross OTT slash fic

Yeah, Pitchfork IS dumb!!

ilxor wd be the only one who thought that was a hardbody zing & not gross OTT slash fic

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JAhQ7Xxi7-c/ScOsrlgwT7I/AAAAAAAAAIY/WEaaE8rzIkM/s400/stupid+grin.jpg

For posterity's sake…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvogqD8NIS8

"Mr. Schreiber, I could forgive your arrogant and misguided music reviews as simple trendy garbage, if you weren't so damned earnest and trying so hard to be serious. If you would simply stop trying to please the masses with your reviews and jumping on every passing bandwagon, perhaps it would make your publication more readable. As it is, your reviews smack of one who has given in to the corporate hype machine behind all of the current best- selling music groups. thank you for your time. P.S. stop stealing your reviews from rolling stone!" -Garrett Moser

this opening paragraph made me lol:

Are Wolf Parade a supergroup? Google seems to think so: It returns some 70,000 results on the matter, including several from this very website. Certainly their lineup is stacked enough for the distinction. Between Spencer Krug, Dan Boeckner, and Dante DeCaro, I count half-a-dozen notable bands past or present, and drummer Arlen Thompson has put in work with Arcade Fire

Well somebody had to be the new Firefall, I guess.

paul thompson is maybe my favorite pitchfork writer, but i thought this statement about the national was a bit weird coming from a guy who was gushing about titus andronicus just a page earlier

All the things that chafe me about the National-- that they give voice to an urban middle-class male malaise that feels like entitlement at best and whininess at worst

now, titus andro album is my favorite of the year (decade!), but still

There they go again with the class nonsense.

certainly on a microcosmic level, the point of views of titus dude and national dude are certainly different in regards to "entitlement", as i guess you could argue (and at this point in my life i certainly would probably agree) that the bitterness/sadness/whininess of titus andronicus feels more earned & appropriate seeing as he's coming from the point of view of a mid 20 year old being sort of crushed by the pressure and anxiety of being that age (while still also touching on getting drunk and fucked up with friends cuz you can still do that) whereas the national dude is singing for like, sad ad execs and investment bankers, but maybe i'm overly stereotyping or will have more sympathy when i'm that age

but in the grand scheme of things, you're really going right down the line of "urban middle class..." (i'll just come out and say it, white) "...male malaise"