Attention all Wiley fans!

@kinghypz I am a mason shut up
about 20 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to kinghypz

Any chance of a poll of the best batshit Wiley Twitter threats?

Why do we want people to know what we are doin all day we don't really twitter was designed by police and freemasons
about 21 hours ago via UberTwitter

My mum grew up on mulgrave street now I'm rolling past mulgrave street that's mad to see where ya mum grew
4:23 AM May 25th via UberTwitter

On Monday 24th May 2010, @bleachjeans said:

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Some tesco's bag on ya head when its raining mandem get out of here do you know how hard I work for dis fake fly boy pablo dipset t shirt wearing battyface

Some tesco's bag on ya head when its raining mandem

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/education/UK-rap-star-Wiley-headline-gig-Hull-schools-improved-GCSE-students/article-2183824-detail/article.html

lol

Pablo u invalid
3:35 PM May 24th via UberTwitter

Pablo u are a leather wearing in the summertime battyole who thinks he is funny but he aint
3:28 PM May 24th via UberTwitter

@SamWavey ur grandad is a homo
3:13 PM May 24th via UberTwitter in reply to SamWavey

Ur so shit I wanna punch ur face ten times wid my skinny fist u need black eyes for breakfast
12:08 PM May 24th via UberTwitter

(^^ winner?)

oh he's not @vneckjumper any more!

My last tweet was cold like a lyric
7:37 AM May 24th via UberTwitter

I will lips my new girl on the red carpet wid cameras flashing to get a sun or mirror snap none of you are dis open about u and ur ting
7:35 AM May 24th via UberTwitter

Its not a ny and bleachjeans ting serious I got my wifey realtalk and I will lips her on tottenham court road now
6:56 AM May 24th via UberTwitter

xp oh shit am i late like that. why has no one here made more of this purest source of entertainment!!

@scorcherslife please ask any1 trust me I'm a certified pizza express goer a bit before u I reckon
2:08 PM May 23rd via UberTwitter in reply to scorcherslife

No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me
9:00 AM May 23rd via UberTwitter

I am weeded out need to stop really
7:43 PM May 21st via UberTwitter

I'm goin to sleep now
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Drumroll
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Ben
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Straight down the old bill
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Roxy lipsin ting standard
11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Well dodgy
11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

She's had a tuff time good acting
11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Come on ben he will be ya mate anyway
11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Yes she caught him her bro is a prick
11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Roxy is the topper top trust me she can my midnight lover
11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Dad hesitates to cuddle son
11:54 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Shirley breds phil
11:53 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Phil is baffed
11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Charlie walks across the square
11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

On a cyborg ting
2:28 PM May 17th via UberTwitter

And what will be will be I love the world I live in more than u could imagine
2:28 PM May 17th via UberTwitter

I put a lot of hour into tweeting today my ribs are hurting
2:27 PM May 17th via UberTwitter

new user name.

"disre". with these kind of ndless abrevs wiley should totes post to ilx, srsly.

cocaine is a hellova drug

Agitating for a move to Sunderland I see.

Agitating for a move to Sunderland Poptones I see.

suffering death thru lols here

lol at that eastenders summary

RT @wileyeskiboy: Wiley @bleachjeans @djtarget @rolldeepuk chilling with Billy from Eastenders and Sasha/Natalie (cont) http://tl.gd/1eaajs 1:15 PM May 22nd via UberTwitter

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# I'm goin to sleep now 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Drumroll 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Ben 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Straight down the old bill 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Roxy lipsin ting standard 11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Well dodgy 11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# She's had a tuff time good acting 11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Come on ben he will be ya mate anyway 11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Yes she caught him her bro is a prick 11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Roxy is the topper top trust me she can my midnight lover 11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Dad hesitates to cuddle son 11:54 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Shirley breds phil 11:53 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Phil is baffed 11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Charlie walks across the square 11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# I love roxy she is so choong 11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Plasma yes janine 11:51 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Clock the frank butcher pic 11:51 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Lol 11:50 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Tamwaaa 11:50 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Ryan lashes janine on a regular 11:50 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Stacey is my bredrin 11:49 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Phil locked grant in the cupboard 11:49 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Shirley is so meedi 11:48 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Ya see god no soundboy cyan test him 11:48 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# The bible 11:47 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Squiggle 11:47 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# On a holy joe out ting 11:46 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Max is so funny 11:46 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# RT @SNATCHER10: RT @bleachjeans: Phil aint ready for lucas < #RealTalk Lucas has 2 murders under his belt an (cont) http://tl.gd/1c333t 11:46 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# @Akmah1 that aint gay that's realtalk 11:39 AM May 18th via UberTwitter in reply to Akmah1

# Phil aint ready for lucas 11:38 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Holy joe 11:38 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# On a eastenders ting 11:32 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Eastenders time 11:30 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

is skepta on twitter? i liked his rap about getting a new modem

bleachjeans Underground music is good till it goes overground then cool people don't like it anymore every1 wants to like it 1st that's the problem

OFFICIALWILEY Don't go in ya girls phone tho don't ever try and know what's in her brain u will cry even if she loves u if she met drake 2mora its a wrap

right....

OFFICIALWILEY I listen to drake on repeat for hours on end what am I trying to learn from this guy

@iamMarkRonson mark ur so powerful I rate you beyond belief

had to unfollow wiley. 34 tweets in the space of about an hour. gtf

This is why I sack people cos they think they can do shit john woolf you are sacked forever 22 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

I'm doing this deal with no manager I hate them they pretend they do stuff when they don't do shit 11 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Torres aint really been involved so far to be fair about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# van bommel that's a funny name lol about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Germans are the team to beat for me steve lol commentators are funny about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Clive tilsly is a shower man about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Of course canary wharf is the spot jesus christ so many peng gyal dem going to work 05 July 2010 09:14:36 via Twitter for BlackBerry®

This is why you should avoid your heroes.

http://eskiblog.wordpress.com/2010/07/08/free-music-from-wiley/

THIS guy.
not checked what hes actually offering yet but jesus, too much music.

:O

I always suspected Wiley was a secrete studio hermit but I'll be damned.

i wanna hear more new beats more than his MCing.
tragic that hes probably still making beats (not thinking of the commersh electro ones obv) but not releasing them like he used to.

i unfollowed him a few weeks ago after another sunday of him watching the eastenders omnibus and tweeting twice a minute

Hahaha OMG GONZO. Yes, that Gonzo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJVmwYU9roo

how the hells a portion like that gonna help? you must be joking

LET'S GO TO THE CHIP SHOP.

Someone more curatorial than myself needs to sift through all these Wiley tracks and compile one classic album out of the best ones.

got a friend who works night shifts and has been steadily working his way through them..will ask

The Independent had the wrong picture for Denise Johnson

they do this every couple of days they’re basically doing it on purpose with how little of a shit they give about preventing these mistakes

Jones is a fucking tool for joining in this racist liberal performance even with his usual buts and otohs. but what’s new