Shania Twain's Ramones T-shirt: C/D?

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"The secret catch to Alex's post: if the people are "unaware of superior options" then Shania's Ramones t-shirt is just what the doctor ordered!"

No, there is no secret catch. The Ramones and AC/DC shirts (whether they were Shania's doing, or -- in all likelihood -- some stylist's) are just crass tools to juxtapose the country-pop diva with genres she has really has nothing to do with (any argument there?) for the sake of fresh take beyond: "here's Shania in a tank top" or "here's Shania in a leopard skin jumpsuit" or "here's Shania with a cowboy hat on." It's just that the appropriation is offensive to we that take the iconography she's adopted a bit more serioulsy (then we arguably should). No apologies here either!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"Actually Alex we can TRY IT OUT!! If you want to mail me a CD full of superior options I will get my fiancee to hear it and report back to you!"

Your fiancee's tastes are your own problem, Tom.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I think we were critiquing your claim that her fans are ignorant spuds who aren't (drum roll) Inspired! Not the damn shirts at this point.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Your fiancee's tastes are your own problem, Tom.

Oh come on Alex, THAT is fucked. I didn't see Tom saying anything about what your significant other thinks of your taste.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't bring anyone's significant others into this debate, did I? Tom shouldn't bring to the table what Tom doesn't want discussed. My wife has tastes that conflict with mine, but that doesn't make her a bad person. We simply agree to disagree. Moreover, by her own admission, she doesn't take music as seriously as I do. It's not a character flaw, it's simply a trait of one's personality.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't see Tom saying anything about what your significant other thinks of your taste

Her husband's tastes are her own problem, Ned. (And ours).

I'm not offended at all by that - but the fact is Alex claimed that if Shania fans were exposed to superior options they wouldn't be as passionate about Shania. Now I happen to know a Shania fan very well and offered to test this claim: why Alex would turn down such a challenge I have no idea!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

All I can come up with this the classic line: certain people are ignorant and "unaware" of superior options ==> Shania's shirts are big billboards alterting them to the existence of supposed options ==> Alex in NYC sputters and rages ==> Alex in NYC secretly prefers them to stay ignorant so he can continue to beat up on them.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex is arguing from a position of hyperbole and he knows it. Why should he back up something that should be dialed down several degrees before being analyzed?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

What interests me is that if Shania wore a Killing Joke shirt and loads of pop-country fans went out and bought the entire Killing Joke back-catalog Alex would complain, wouldn't he?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

But that just means that Shania is Honouring the Fire. Whats wrong with that?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"Her husband's tastes..."

Try "His".

"Now I happen to know a Shania fan very well and offered to test this claim: why Alex would turn down such a challenge I have no idea!"

Because it's a stupid, pointless challenge. For a start, I shouldn't *NEED* to make a tape for your fiancee, as after reading my posts here for the last year and change (and being that you seem to be convinced that I listen exclusively to what you so charmingly characterize as 'tiresome cock-rock,') you should be able to save me the trouble and dowload the stuff for her yourself. Moreover, I don't *CARE* if your fiancee chooses to sully her aural cavities with the soulless warblings of Shania Twain. They're her ears -- she's perfectly within her rights to do so. Just pardon me if I think your wife-to-be is rather undemanding when it comes to music.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on Dan, he should back it up because presumably he believes even the dialed-down version a little bit. I'm being hyperbolic with my 'challenge', too, obv - though if he did send a CD it would be fun! I just don't believe in this correlation between seriousness about music and what music you like.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"His husband's tastes"???

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

(and being that you seem to be convinced that I listen exclusively to what you so charmingly characterize as 'tiresome cock-rock,')

Memo to ILX: after 2 years trying we have found a counter-weapon to 'mindless pabulum' - use at all times!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"Shania's shirts are big billboards alterting them to the existence of supposed options ==> Alex in NYC sputters and rages ==> Alex in NYC secretly prefers them to stay ignorant so he can continue to beat up on them."

Wrong. Shania's sporting of Ramones shirts will assuredly *NOT* prompt any Shania fans to rush out and buy up the Ramones' back catalog. It's merely a shallow fashion statement. The Ramones don't stand to make one thin dime from her sporting of the shirt.

"What interests me is that if Shania wore a Killing Joke shirt and loads of pop-country fans went out and bought the entire Killing Joke back-catalog Alex would complain, wouldn't he?"

I wouldn't complain, but it wouldn't happen, would it? The shirt isn't functioning in this context as a marketing tool, but merely as a artefact to lend its wearer a modicum of perceived coolness that would otherwise seem completely illogical.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

""His husband's tastes"???"

Goddammit. I fucked that one up didn't I. In my rage, I misread that statement. Fuck, I hate that.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Well then Alex perhaps you should stop saying that people like stuff like Twain because they're "unaware" -- your word -- of "superior options": she is standing there with the name of what you consider a "superior option" on her chest (which is always an easy place to look at Shania Twain) and you're largely upset because you think it does more for her than it does for them. But her fans already like her -- if you're gonna claim they'd stop as soon as they were aware that stuff like the Ramones existed tagging her across the torso with an explicit announcement of that existence should strike you as a positive thing.

Alex in Vermont (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops, sorry: Alex in Vermont was the tag for the obvious joke I was making before I got your cross-post and revised.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on Dan, he should back it up because presumably he believes even the dialed-down version a little bit. I'm being hyperbolic with my 'challenge', too, obv - though if he did send a CD it would be fun! I just don't believe in this correlation between seriousness about music and what music you like.

Well, of course Alex is wrong about that. The whole "classical"/"other" schism should render that entire line of thinking moot. All I'm saying is that expecting someone to seriously back up a hyperbolic statement is an exercise in futility (unless it's me going for a laugh).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

What would be more distasteful to you personally:

Shania wearing a Ramones T-Shirt
or
Billy Idol wearing a Billy Ray Cyrus T-shirt?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Iggy Pop wearing a shirt.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd000/d097/d09762unor9.jpg

C'mon, Tom, you prefer this?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

What would be more distasteful to you personally:

Rod Stewart singing "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"
or
Iggy Pop singing "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

The idea of Rod Stewart being distasteful is laughable. He DEFINES taste. Even when twistin' the night away with Martin Short to promote "Innerspace".

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I love Rod Stewart, but the second 'n' in Anthony's last post really oughta be deleted.

robert jelinek, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh fuck it all, who cares? I'm too exhausted to keep up this debate (in between struggling to put bookshelves up in the new apartment I share with my Killing Joke-tolerating [but ultimately fire-dishonoring] wife). If Shania wants to wear a fuckin' Venom shirt, she can go right the fuck ahead -- so long as everyone agrees that it simply makes her a *POSER* (or *POSEUR* for you Brits). Some people consider that a crime. Others don't. I'll fully admit that I'm pretty strong-willed and big-mouthed about my opinions, but what's the point of having opinions if you can't get righteously indignant about them? I *CERTAINLY* didn't mean to drag poor Tom's fiancee into this (and I didn't, mind you), and I don't think anyone's less of a person because they happen not to share my affection for certain types of music (and if I really did indeed feel that way, would I continue to post here with such regularity?) I'm fucking exhausted and I just injured my fucking thumb cutting some makeshift shelves of cork-board for my stacks and stacks of discs of tiresome cock-rock, so please do extend me the courtesy just the once of a break, you nation of Shania Twain zombies and Corrs orcs! And for the record, I think Iggy Pop singing "D'you Think I'm Sexy?" would be fucking hilarious.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

It seems to me that there's much skirting of the issue here, and quite a great deal of "you shouldn't feel this way"/"no you shouldn't feel the way you feel," which is ridiculous. The position of the "Shania's Ramones shirt is horseshit" crowd seems to be "I not only take offense, but all right-thinking people should take offense," which is nonsense. The opposing position seems to hold "No you are wrong to take offense and here's why," which is also nonsense. I'm not saying that debate is pointless, but rather than when we insist that the opposing party's position is somehow less worthy of defending than our own, debate breaks down, usually to no good effect.

I stand in the Shania's Ramones Shirt is Horseshit camp simply because I suspect that Shania doesn't care a whit about the Ramones either way, and something about that rubs me the wrong way. This doesn't make Tom's (or Mark S's) position -- that nobody gets hurt, and in fact the Ramones stand only to benefit, so why get all lathered up about it -- hath to it some pith, though it does seem a point that gets overstated quite a lot, presumably for rhetorical purposes. Tom's right to say that of course Shania might actually dig the Ramones, but doens't it seem more likely that her handlers chose the shirt in question? Or that the photographer did? Naturally Shania might like the ramones, but given what we know about the workings of high celebrity, do we honestly suspect that she does -- or does the question only get raised to score points? What I feel, and I'm guessing Alex feels as well, is that the whole enterprise of having a photographer pick out one's clothing is kinda icky, & that said enterprise is somehow symptomatic of a greater social ill...

...which would be some alleged crisis of authenticity or something, and since my longstanding position has been that there was no "turning point" at which the world abandoned authenticity and began pursuing its recent course but rather that things have always been more or less as they are now & only the tools have changed, this leaves me with few legs left to stand on. I just don't think that it's constructive to caricature the other side of the debate, and think it'd be useful if we began by conceding that there's something to each side. And if we then all agreed to just agree with whatever unstable position I happen to have randomly landed on, since I am so wise ;)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

For the record Alex I was not even a tiny bit offended by the fiancee thing - I mentioned her first, like you said!

Rod Stewart surely defines tiresome cock rock but I love him too.

(The 'conversion fallacy' deserves its own thread which I will start when I work out how to phrase it)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

in my logorrhea I mangled part of what I meant: pls. amend this:

This doesn't make Tom's (or Mark S's) position -- that nobody gets hurt, and in fact the Ramones stand only to benefit, so why get all lathered up about it -- hath to it some pith,

to this:

This doesn't make Tom's (or Mark S's) position -- that nobody gets hurt, and in fact the Ramones stand only to benefit, so why get all lathered up about it -- any less valid, and I think said position hath to it some pitch etc.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"pitch" = "pith" above, somebody pls. get me some coffee and 8 hours of sleep thanx

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

J0hn, you are my hero.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

My position I think is that Shania's stylist occupies a similar position to Shania's songwriter or producer: pop is a music in which the autonomy of the artist is irrelevant, and this extends to the images projected of "Shania". The CBGBs shot or Ramones shirt works in an image the same way as a Ramones sample might in one of her songs - if you dont know what it is you either think 'cool' or 'ew'; if you do know what it is that reaction has extra layers; if you like it enough you might go back to source.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

This is not a glib question, honest -- I think these points are worth talking about, not to arrive at a solution but for the sheer discursive joy of it: if the shirt in question said "Jesus Saves," do issues of authenticity attach, or no?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I think if it did there'd be an assumption Shania agreed with the sentiments, just like there's an assumption at points on this thread that she doesn't agree with the Ramones one. So I don't think the qns of authenticity would be brought up, but I think they are exactly the same. The 'stronger' the message on the T-Shirt the more distortive it is of the "Shania" image, of course - something really heavy would be the equivalent of Merzbow noise-bursts in the middle of her single.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

if the shirt in question said "Jesus Saves,"
Only if the shirt also read "and he also makes daily backups"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone missed this from Alex:

"Based on her press, she's has nothing but contempt for her audience and positively LOATHES being a "public person.""

Cf. "Based on Kurt Cobain's press he has nothing but contempt for his audience and positively LOATHES being a "public person""

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

But is it your position, Tom, that it's unwise to assume anything at all from the T-shirt a public figure sports in a press photo -- that to attach signifigance to our posited "Jesus Saves" T-shirt is as erroneous as it is to attach meaning to the Ramones shirt? V. radical if so I think -- not invalid for that, but the whole relationship of signifer to signified seems to undergo some pretty heavy calisthetics in that process

-thetics? -thenics? I haff never known for sure

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you *EVER* heard me defend Kurt Cobain, Sterling?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

has anybody seen that NKOTB video with Jordan Knight in a Bauhaus shirt?

I think we can assume he thought it was the brand name.

Hey, I'm still your hero too, right Dan? *tear in eye, lip quivering*

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

To address Sterling's point further, I would like to reiterate -- as I believe Anthony also mentioned ("though Shania does seem cold as all fucking hell in interview") -- that Shania's persona itself is such a contruct of glossy insincerity that I do indeed have a hard time fathoming how people look beyond it. In so many interviews, she has so icily stated her distaste for being in the public eye, and simply addresses the issue of her 'art' as simply a career move. Ultimately she is just a vehicle -- a shapely, fashion-ready shell -- in which to sell product -- in a variety of shrewdly-produced forms (pop, c&w and isn't there a 'Bollywood' version of the new album?!?!). She herself -- despite dressing scantily (in whichever t-shirt, artfully torn or tied up to reveal her midriff), singin' about how she's gonna get us good -- has reversed the image in interviews, going as far as to say she's not a sexual person at all. She's blowin' her own cover, so to speak. She's sabotaging her own myth when she's not busy selling it. I don't get it. Doesn't that turn people -- not just fans of tiresome cock-rock -- off?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

John - no, that's not my position - my position is that for a particular (ever-growing) strata of celebrity public figures the question of whether they as an individual endorse a T-Shirt message is irrelevant. The persona endorses the message implicity by its inclusion in the persona-package - whether it is Shania herself or a stylist or someone else in the colossal Shania-machine doing it is not the issue. It's just another manifestation of my preference for content over intent, I suppose.

(see, I'm agreeing with Alex in NYC pretty much! Except he dislikes this and I don't.)

(Alex there is a 'bollywood' version - the International version - judging by the first single it is ace and the others are rotten.)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

That type of expectation subversion is usually praised to the gills around here. (Surely you didn't miss the Avril adoration?)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(Of course you're still my hero, Anthony! I'm a big hero-havin' ho.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never read a Shania interview. Interviews with these kind of star-constructs are kind of pointless usually. I am sure that Shania Twain's job as being the public face of SHANIA TWAIN pisses her off sometimes - it certainly would me. But I understand the money's good.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

It's just another manifestation of my preference for content over intent, I suppose.

This is a beautiful explanation of what you mean & bodes much further thought by me: offhand I'd say that the tension here is between an essentially rational impulse (yours) and an essentially religious impulse (mine, Alex's though I'm guessing he would/will resent that)

v. v. interesting indeed

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I'm still your hero too, right Dan? *tear in eye, lip quivering*

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Is Tom's position rational (in the sense you describe it?)? Wouldn't it be more accurate to say iconoclastic vs. iconophilic?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I would say absolutely rational, yes, since he's right that the Ramones can only benefit from the exposure -- are people who love the Ramones going to see Shania in the shirt and say "Feck, no more Ramones for me if that weird-ass Canadian freak woman with the weird marriage in the Swiss castle an' shit also likes the Ramones"? of course not, but some kid who likes Shania might some day see "Road to Ruin" in a used bin and go "hey Shania likes them," pick up said record & get his mind blown. How are the Ramones, their historical "meaning," etc etc etc compromised by Shania's shirt? They aren't. Hence "rational." (NB I do not agree with the comparable position w/r/t use of music in ads and think that's an entirely different subject though I generally avoid talking about it because people tend to get all heated up about it)

The opposing position is certainly religious since it relies on gigantic Logos ideas of immutable Signifigance etc -- since I am religious & like religious thought (& think it's religious styles of thought that tend to produce singers of good songs & authors of good books) I tend to feel more sympathy with what I feel is essentially the less rational position

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

are people who love the Ramones going to see Shania in the shirt and say "Feck, no more Ramones for me if that weird-ass Canadian freak woman with the weird marriage in the Swiss castle an' shit also likes the Ramones"?

Surely the answer is yes. If you accept it's true that the Ramones will benefit from the exposure (by gaining Shania Twain fan's) then it's equally likely that their cultural stock amongst their diehard fans will be debased.

Since one of their main selling points is an anti-establishment, irresponsible, rebel pose, if it can be easily assimilated by a 'safe, corporate, family' act then what value does it have? Or does it mean that the features of that brand been assimilated into the mainstream and they've triumphed in the end?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

What a shallow fan that'd be, then! "I only like my favorite band so long as no people I don't like like them" -- nuts to that, sez I.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

My question is this:
When will Tommy and Marky Ramone open a retro boutique selling "Ramoneswear" for the teens and "Ramonderoos" for the kidees?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)


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