Who's The Foxiest Rock Critic?

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I meant as a rock critic though Matos - a Sebadoah connection is surely vital!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i think you misspelled "viral" there

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

also i object to be classed as a "rock critic"

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly i am a "popular culture commentator"

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Donalo Logueington

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i'll get you beckett

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim's pics are viewable but you have to cut 'n paste the link. He is indeed a very handsome man.

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

tim finney is totally swoony!! but we've established this fact before (it was proven by science on another thread i think?)

geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

back off vagina-havers, he's OURS

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't it time for a "Neil Strauss to thread"? After all, he wrote the article on writing the book on picking up women (in a creepy way, albeit -- the book, I mean, although the article wasn't exactly NOT creepy either), and now he's hanging with Jenna Jameson or someone like that. I don't even know what he looks like, but according to that article, he'd just hypnotize me into thinking he was hottt anyway, so point in his favor, accordingly.

Oh, and Kate, you've made my day. I have been compared to Nicolas Cage more than once in my life, but I've never been sure whether that was Vampire's Kiss-era Cage or Adaptation-era Cage. Given my rapidly progressing hair loss, I'd guess the latter.

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

pics I've seen imply mr. strauss is not hot. At least not on a Tim Finney-including scale.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

he's REALLY twerpy in that "Sexxlaws" video.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

surely he's not the MOST twerpy thing about it

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

debatable

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't the Rock Critical List refer to Neil Strauss as a balding dickless fuck?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe rockcritics.com should integrate a "Hot or Not" feature on the site. That'd have the traffic skyrocketing!

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, what's wrong with balding?

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing at all. I want to find a picture of Neil Strauss now.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought balding was a pre-requisite to write about music

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this him?

(Sorry, don't know how to post images here, so a link'll have to do.)

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha that's the guy from Midnight Oil and he's way way past balding.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, maybe this is.

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm dying here

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm dead now. Don't review."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yul Brynner's review of Sketches of Spain changed my life!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

someone post a picture of montell williams now

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cordis.lu/express/icons/280303_fb2.jpg

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

<a href="http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/2/5/20-10397-sm.jpg"&rt;

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

MONKEY

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

somehow this thread keeps getting revived and being the best thing on ilx

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

oh WAY TO GO DAVE

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Diablo, you bastard, keep my dad out of this.
He looks like that, I swear. This does not bode well for my days as an octagenarian.

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

GREATER THAN!

<a href="http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/2/5/20-10397-sm.jpg>

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN YOU MODERATORS!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus H. Daver, just do the i shortcut thing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, is that Craig Wedren?

philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha GREATEST XPOST EVER

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

NOT MARTIN MULL:

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/2/5/20-10397-sm.jpg

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Phil, that is.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.estart.com/stores/media/bald.jpg

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

SUCK IT NED:

http://www2.onunterhaltung.t-online.de/dyn/c/07/95/98/795980,tid=d.jpg

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

El Diablo has disturbed me greatly.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

clem bastow?

mullygrubber (gaz), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)


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