This is the thread where you can talk about Mystikal

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2002/01/22/mystikal3.jpg

Aaaah, that's sweet. it's good to be back. Admit it, you only just realized this was me, didn'tcha?

Check your Friendster, Horace.

xp

mystikal always slipped under my radar for some reason

what is thsi??

hahahahaha

Review by Leo Stanley
It's hard to excuse the very name of Concentration Camp, along with the title of their debut album, Da Holocaust. Certainly, good taste has never been an important factor in either hip-hop or rock & roll, but this goes beyond the acceptable, mainly because the group is so bloody average. There is nothing particularly noteworthy in their pedestrian gangsta rap — musically and lyrically, they do little more than wallow in clichés. If they were as provocative as their name, it would be a different matter — it would provide justification for such shock tactics. As it stands, it's just average gangsta rap from average gangstas.

let's get this straight from the jump
i ain't playing with your bitch ass
these outside niggas that run to the mic better come clean
fuckin with that saudi arabian
desert storm veteran 12th ward offspring
i'm runnin these niggas to the jets,
to the hills, to the back of the tracks
ask them hos - did i do that?
i'm coming boisterous with 5 million switches
i'm the man with single and double and triple
and four five six time them bitches
i'm the nigga with the go 'head, fuckin your bitch up in your bed
standin' 5 foot 'leven dick crooked like a roach leg
much bone and i don't fail a test
little nigga fuck hos both sides of the river
i can't be fucked with, you can't touch this better grab hold
bitch I'm so cold, i'm like a 24 year-old north pole!

and

you'll never catch me cause i'm swift as a hyena
gimme the chance I'll rock the lakefront arena
like teena marie be rockin tipitina's (damn gina)
tall dark strong long and lean ain't nobody comin cleaner

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Review by Stephen Thomas Erlewine

The double-CD set that No Limit godfather Master P envisioned as his final solo album, MP Da Last Don was greeted with reams of press clippings by the media and open arms by the public, who sent it to 112 on the charts, the week before it was scheduled to be released. All this means is that Master P's master business plan worked -- he was able to position himself as the leader of the underground just to sell records. And there's no other way to view MP Da Last Don; it's nothing but product, albeit well-made product. Spanning two CDs and 29 songs, the album is more of an advertisement for upcoming No Limit releases than a last will and testament. All of the No Limit roster appears somewhere on the disc, and info about upcoming releases (some of which have been in development for a year and a half) litters the liner notes. Master P himself makes his presence felt only because the formula MP Da Last Don follows is one he invented. If you've ever heard a No Limit record, you'll know what to expect -- cribbed hooks, predictable bass grooves, and drum loops, the standard gangsta lyrical clichés. The law of averages dictates that there will be a few passable tracks on an album this size, but there is no variety here at all -- you could start the album at any point and feel like you've heard it all before. So, Da Last Don isn't a grand final statement from Master P, though its crass commercialism and blatant hucksterism offers as accurate a summation of Master P's career as anyone could hope.

On the surface, Ghetto D may look like another piece of product from Master P's No Limit empire, and there's a certain amount of truth to that. Master P is a master marketer and knows how to create demand for his product, which means informing the public that it is out there. He spreads the word about future No Limit releases throughout Ghetto D: artwork for forthcoming albums forms 90 percent of the album's artwork, and No Limit artists rap on the record as much as Master P himself. As a result, Ghetto D plays much like one of the West Coast Bad Boyz discs -- it sounds like a various-artists sampler. And not only does it sound like a various-artists record, it also sounds like a virtual catalog of '90s rap styles, from wimpy Bone Thugs-n-Harmony ballads ("I Miss My Homies") to Wu-Tang craziness ("Let's Get 'Em") to G-funk ("Weed & Money"). Master P is a consummate rip-off artist, capable of copying any number of popular records and styles with flair. He's done this on almost all of No Limit's records, but what makes Ghetto D different is the ease of the whole thing. Master P is using better equipment this time around, which helps him make better, more seamless records, thereby making his facsimiles sound similar to the originals. The shameless rip-offs make Ghetto D an entertaining listen -- it's fun to guess who the No Limit crew is ripping off now -- yet it's hampered by its ridiculous 80-minute running time. Theoretically, it gives you more bang for your buck, but by the ninth song, "Captain Kirk," the album seems endless. However, that overindulgence is a hallmark of Master P and No Limit, and that's what makes Ghetto D his definitive statement.

i tried to find mystikals mugshot but no luck

http://members.tripod.com/altod/enter2.jpg

(the only mention on ILM I found was here, heh)

Danger (Been So Long) up on shuffle now. Fucking tune!

"Murderer" is worth an instant SoulSeek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPMhpTg52Wk

do what i say or i'll shake this bitch like a bowl of gelatin
disrespect and get a CRACK IN YOUR EXOSKELETON

real talk one of the best rappers ever

wobble wobble, i'm infatuated
bitch ride a dick like she's makin a baby

One of hip-hop's most unique voices, Mystikal, will be performing at SOB's on Tuesday May 1st 2012. Fresh out of prison, this is Mystikal's first show in New York in over 8 years. Looks like this may be his last show in a while, and you know the energy is going to be INsane, so you definitely don't want to miss it. Danger!

going back up for domestic violence charge

:(

What a fool.

oh shit; i think i read the news report linked off of the show release wrong or they quoted it wrong: he's just going up for probation violation. something like three months.
much better than i had been led to believe; my bad.

makes me feel much better about going to this show now.

haha, ok

throughout his trial & for a couple years after i sported a mystikal unpredictable puzzle-face with only the cross-shape missing T, not in support of gang-raping hairdressers, but more out of thoughtlessness-- I got a lot of strange looks from old jewish women et al-- luckily my old girl stole it and weirdly wears it as a nightie :B^|

duz any1 remember that mystikal track on extinction level event?? i think it wz trk 11 with the CRAZY FUCKING GUITAR RIFF-- WHO YOU IS -----?!??!??!!??! I'M BUSTA RHYMES -----!!!!!!!!!!! WHO YOU IS -----??!?!?!?!?!?! IM MYSTIKO -----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i had the censored pressing). it's 'some virtuoso shit'!!!

― luriqua, Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:13 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

luriqua otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb73FC6I_0U

Well I think we can be done giving this piece of shit the benefit of the doubt
http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2017/08/mystikal-charged-with-rape-in-louisiana/

real talk one of the best rappers ever

― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Friday, December 3, 2010 16:13 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm