― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link
1. Adopt a dopey psuedonym.2. Go bald at a young age.3. Be gay. Or Bi. Or not. Come out, kind of.4. Get a massively-publicized hair-transplant procedure that fails to take.5. Cocaine. And booze, too, why not.6. Duet with Kiki Dee.7. Work closely with in incomprehensible American lyricist. Curtail collaboration at height of fame.8. Do a Beatles song badly, and release it as a single.9. Release mawkish tributes to dead celebrities.10. Tour with Billy Joel.
That oughta do it! AaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh... wait....
― briania (briania), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 29 July 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link
"So there you have it..." was supposed to be on a different line!!!!
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 29 July 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link