Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Herb N. Jungle (Herb pronounced without the 'h')

― oops (Oops), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Mohammed Atta

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 5 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Bengal Boyz
Jay Kru
Keith "Night" Sweats
MC Glazed Donuts
Inspecta General
Cotton Ballaz

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 5 January 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Colt Cristal And The Forty-Four Magnumz
Big Gus
Electric Chaz
In-Def-A-Nit

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

4 Skin

― jeremyh, Monday, 5 January 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mista Mista
Spazz Mo' D
Mark E. Smif 'N Wesson

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Strange Flava'd Rappa

Dopamine Jones and the Well-Foxy Free

Da Ruthlesss Dog-Strangluh

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, "Da Rufless Dog-Strangluh" would be even better.

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm from a small farm town and some guys in my high school had a rap group called Bubble Up.

They were:

MC Delta T (a physics equation or something?)
The Lyrical Miracle
and the Nicaraguan Nightmare (a strange inside joke about some kid who pronounced Nicaragua like the SNL skit)

I did a guest rap under the name OG Readmore the Educated Gangsta (which was based on this Saturday morning PSA where they had a cartoon cat who esposed the joys of reading name Oh Gee Readmore)

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Disco Stu

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A-Sexual
Cherry Garcia
Sensitivo
DeGeneres
GenderBender
Lo-Fat
Stonewall
Morrissizzey

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Tupac Chancre

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Eugene the Rappin' Eunuch

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maya McCheez

― Andy, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Missy Etherij

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Phat Phuc

― rico, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Tig Ol' Bitty

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tone-Def
MC Aye
Lil' Bighorn
Run DMCI
Snoopy Dog Dogg
Busta' Hymen
Vanilla Coke-head
Ice-T-Bag
Da' White Niggaz Orc-estra
Tupac Aday
Ice-Cuban
Cocoa-Puff Daddy
Shizznitty-Shizznitty Bang-Bang
Mau-Mau's in da' Hou-houze!

― Mike Johnson, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I would die to hear a collaboration between Rap Man and Johnny Say Wha'? with DJ Vinyl Enthusiast on decks.

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuncky Tunck Tunck
Marvis Wo
Stanza B. Flowkewicz
Wack Allergic
Big Q, Li'l Q, Medium Q
Da Nu Cuff Linx

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Rutherford B. Hayez

― Prime Cut, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa, prime cut. best one yet.

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

how bout...

flamin' carl and the fabulous 4

― edd, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Trick E. Dick and the Enemies List
Haile C. Lassie (that would probably be pretty offensive to Ethiopians and Rastafarians)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

only if his backup singers are called the Rescuing Collies.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Herve Villifyed

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Welsh Rarebit

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Spot Run
Ken U. Diggit
Ike N. Diggit
Lay-Z
Kermit Da Frogg
Will Young MC
MC:\WINDOWS\Temp\
Wang Chung Clan

― D Wilson, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sing for Bling-Bling
Con-Domme
Kibbles n Bits
Obese and Diabetic
Crotch Rot
Spastic Plastic (that might be a good one)
Alpo Allstars
Big Turd

― J.Gor, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeepaz Creepaz
Prix Mature
Wick-Wick Wack

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

madchild
mc gonnorhea
i pay bitches to be in my videos mc

― Michael Moniz, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Madchild is an acutal rap name. He's one half of Swollen Members. Not to be confused with Madlib or Wildchild, the two mcs in Lootpack.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Doctor Octaroon

― marcos lopez, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Professor Pantaloons

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rappist

― sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Pimp-L

― otto, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

RAPULON-700

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, My Name Is Dave, How Can I Bust Yo' Ass Today?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Opie
Ben De Bannana
Pimp Pastie
Motor Home aka winnie pop out
MC ROTFLMAO
Nigerachi
Shlo-mo and the jew crew
Bagel Boy Mob
Parrapa
Ford taurus
Kaazza Crew

― Deficat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Kristofer Krust
Hugz
Young Wayne

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Tittz

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Gee (Gangsta Lyte)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

RAPULON-700
I'm claiming this one and kicking it up an order of magnitude!

― Lord Custos Rapulon 7000! (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 8 January 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Phat Sharon

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Lovechild (i think that was Q-tip's first hip hop name)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

6pac Shaker
Digital Underwear
Digital Overland Delivery
Snoop Doggie Cat
MC White Guy
Lice Cube
Enemamens
Busta Browne
Stock Brokaw

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Eyellem
C-Man

― pete s, Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

G-Zeus

― kinski (kinski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

eThug.com and the iHomies
Killa Poodle

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

f-both of them am nicer so halla if you wonna battle you can bet your life on f what you herd f what you goin to here
-- blizz ya favorite rappers favorite rapper (slim1...), January 8th, 2004.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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