Metal Box -- does anyone hate this as much as me?

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I want to hear those discarded Metal Box tracks too. Maybe in a deluxe CD re-issue version.

More other: Jim Walker mentioned in an interview that there's also addtional material for First Edition. He talks about a track called. "You Stupid Person" that supposedly was to be the second single. According to him it has "one of Levene's most blistering guitar lines." In Walker's opinion many of the discarded tracks like "You Stupid Person" are much better than what was included on the first album. If these exist I want to hear them too.

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

I spoke to Wobble some 18 months ago about the "Albatross" vocal and he said it was Lydon.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

Of course it's Lydon. Silly persons.

It doesn't even sound like Wobble, anyway.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

Wobble warbling "Albatross" is definitely an urban myth - cos Lydon's vocal is slowed down on the song people think it's not him, which somehow turned into "it's Jah Wobble!" Maybe I'll speed up a snippet of it and post it here.

Reading this thread is depressing me - are y'all just flexing your anti-canon muscles? "Albatross" is one of the greatest lead-off songs evah. It has the otherworldy quality of an alien consciousness made flesh, simultaneously spacious and claustrophobic, sensuous and stringent. As a statement of purpose or level-setting of expectations it can't be beat.

Being able to find Second Edition in almost any record store in America during the 80s was a hope beacon for the disaffected drowning in a sea of spandex and glitter. And it still sounds as peculiar as it did then. People can brand Metal Box an arthouse joke, but there's a rigorous approach driving the music.

Compare it with The Flowers of Romance (which I prefer as an album overall) - they won't be mistaken for each other, and each coalesces into a singular statement. If you took any track from one and put it on the other, it would stand out as dissimilar. They aren't some random collections of sound farted out in the studio.

Certainly Lydon et al were pricks to everyone they met who wasn't stuffing blow up their noses at the time, but the same could be said of musicians from Miles Davis to the Beastie Boys. At least PiL pushed the enfant terrible schtick to the max, and made great theatre out of it - the American Bandstand appearance and the riot at The Ritz being prime examples. It's the lack of such chutzpah that reveals most current indie fux0r bands to be mere fashion victim cutouts, shadows of rebellion, when they reach the national stage.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

As an antidote, here's what I wrote about it some while ago.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for the close reading, Marcello (methinks you need to finish editing that "Albatross" para, tho).

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

Yes...er...quite...

(My EDITOR ought to be doing this sort of thing...)

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

It's hard to find good help nowadays.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Flowers of Romance deserves the abuse Dan heaped on Metal Box.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

I'd put the lot of you on notice if you weren't there already. scrubs.

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Um, it just sounds good.

mei (mei), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Flowers of Romance deserves the abuse Dan heaped on Metal Box.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), July 11th, 2006.

All due respect to you and Dan, but saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" are two of the least interesting observations to be made about Metal Box and The Flowers of Romance. The latter is one of the most out-there breakup albums ever recorded.

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Here's a 45 second snippet of "Albatross" with an 8% speedup. Switches back to its regular speed at 30 seconds for comparison purposes...

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=6F0D4EDC2718739D

Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)


Lydon does sing only five notes, but they're great notes.

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I love "Graveyard."

Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, yes, the old "editor for my blog" problem.

Marcello, perhaps while he's cleaning up the "Albatross" paragraph, you can get him to help you with an entry on Edward III's theory that Flowers of Romance is the most out there break up album in history. I'd be extremely interested in reading that.

Still, I'm w/ Mark: "Albatross" doesn't sound a thing like Mr. John Wardle.

Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

It's the editor for my BOOK and "he"'s a she and she's been sitting on the bloody manuscript for 18 months AARGHH but unfortunately she is also a friend and I heart her and therefore can't get angry with her, sigh...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

What you said about the album having the longest wait for the actual lead singer's appearance....

My first copy of "Commercial Zone" was a cassette, and this started with the instrumental "The Slab" as side one, so with that you have one long wait (until track three) with totally unfamiliar PIL music, ten minutes in and you could convince yourself there'd been a mistake.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

A Saucerful Of Secrets has lately sprung to mind. Given that the band's "lead singer," as such, doesn't appear until the final track, I'm not sure if that can be beaten (even if on a technicality).

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

All due respect to you and Dan, but saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" are two of the least interesting observations to be made about Metal Box and The Flowers of Romance.

Why?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

Because Bruce Foxton agrees with you.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

Who is Bruce Foxton and why should I care about what he says?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

Precisely!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

All due respect to you and Dan, but saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" are two of the least interesting observations to be made about Metal Box and The Flowers of Romance.

Why?

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 12th, 2006.

As Ned would say, we're entering ninja of the obvious territory.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

Well yeah, it's obvious that you're championing something that sucks and you can't even be bothered to back up lazy blanket assertions.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Rap music?
More like CRAP music!
HAR HAR HAR

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Well yeah, it's obvious that you're championing something that sucks and you can't even be bothered to back up lazy blanket assertions.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 12th, 2006.

Guess I wasn't sufficiently clear; saying "that guy can't sing!" and "how tedious!" about PiL is akin to saying "Phillip Glass is repetitious," "Sonic Youth is noisy," or "The Beastie Boys are obnoxious." The band's making a clear + conscious decision to operate in a certain manner; observing that they're abrasive and difficult listening doesn't do much aside from pointing out the obvious.

Hope you're being ironic when you say something "sucks" immediately preceding an accusation of making lazy blanket assertions!

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I was being somewhat ironic but the irony is undercut by the fact that I've explained at length on the the thread why I think Metal Box sucks. Furthermore, the "clear and conscious decision" portion of your statement is undercut by the fact that one of the main contributors to PiL is completely incapable of performing in any other way; it's akin to praising a guitarist for being able to play the guitar. Also, my objection to this album goes beyond "Lydon can't sing" because, as stated upthread, I don't have any real problem with anything from the generic album onwards. Finally, I don't have a problem listening to "difficult" music. I would not describe Metal Box as "difficult" as much as I would describe it as "incompetent" based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago. Perhaps I would feel differently about it if I listened to it again but I really have no desire to do so.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
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based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.
based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago.

Marmot 4-Tay: You are beautiful, and you are alone. (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I FORMED AN OPINION I SHOULD BE STONED WITH STONES

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

POPSTONES

Marmot 4-Tay: based on my memories of the one listen I gave it 19 years ago (mar, Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

We can't do anything to you you haven't already done to yourself. Sad.

Alicia Fucking Silverstone (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Why? Not standing close enough?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 July 2006 06:48 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno dan. almost the entire pop ouvre is based around you don't have to be able to sing (traditionally) you just have to establsih a personality.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

whoops poss misuse of word ouvre.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

also see re plAYING instruments

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

almost the entire pop ouvre is based around you don't have to be able to sing (traditionally) you just have to establsih a personality.

I'd say this was patently untrue until punk broke in the mainstream.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

What's your take on Carol Channing? (just curious)

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

ok dan pops got a wee history yr right. but the idea surfaced and garnered some MAJOR credence at least in the 60's not just at punk.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

then again i'm not sure what yr playing at here.

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

I was being somewhat ironic but the irony is undercut by the fact that I've explained at length on the the thread why I think Metal Box sucks.

Maybe you were posting under another name and my quick skimming of the thread failed me, but I thought all of your comments were about Lydon's voice and singing capability except for one where you agreed that the album is tedious!

Is there really any reason that someone who heard an album once, nearly twenty years ago, can give any opinion that goes further than "I thought it was ok / I didn't like it"? I wouldn't be surprised if the singing and a sense of tedium are really all you remember, which is still pretty damn good for a couple decades.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dan Perry, your own personal TS: Metal Box -vs- This Thread

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Will it be as good as BS Johnson Vs God?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

what is?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is amusing me! I find it funny that people are wetting their pants to PROVE ME WRONG.

Carol Channing was always more of a character performer than a SINGER and she was doing this in an arena where character voices are commonplace; I don't have a problem with her but she's not my favorite performer in the world.

Maybe you were posting under another name and my quick skimming of the thread failed me, but I thought all of your comments were about Lydon's voice and singing capability except for one where you agreed that the album is tedious!

2 + 2 = ???

There is a post upthread where I state that I didn't think PiL gelled until they released the generic album. One could deduce from that that I don't think PiL did anything particularly great before then and, due to the subject of my other posts, the overriding reason is because the people involved didn't know what to do with Lydon's limited voice.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

If I may be so bold, I suspect that Cure-loving Dan doesn't really think that rock singers need to sound like Pavarotti; he just thinks that the vocals on this particular record come off kind of empty, half-assed, and unappealing. And so do I, at least last time I checked. (Which was prob the last time I posted to this thread.)

haha xpost

Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

the overriding reason is because the people involved didn't know what to do with Lydon's limited voice.

what did THEY do with it on generic dan?

molly (bulbs), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

I think both of your points are valid, Dan, I just think it's entertaining that you're hanging around the thread despite having so little investment in the album.

That said, due to sound issues among other things, I had been hunting around on ebay off and on for the last year or so to pick this album up in the original format. Well, that and I think the film cannister packaging would look really nice next to my other records and it succeeds as a conversation piece. So I started this thread back up hoping that someone had seen or listened to the reissue. Then I promptedly bought it anyway, because I'm dumb like that.

Admittedly, once someone asks to actually hear the album, there's no way in hell I'm going to toss on something like Albatross or Chant first since Lydon's caterwauling is grating and they're pretty tedious. Other points on the album really benefit from the looseness, though, and the stretch from Swan Lake to Graveyard at the core of the album (or as a couple sides on the vinyl, I don't have the breakdown of what's on each side handy) make for a compelling reason to not throw out the record.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

youn know, I really don't care if anyone dislikes this record, but I will say that Lydon is 'playing a character' as well. Annoying, over the top, larger than life, singer man. He talks about this in his bio - that he's aping Olivier in Richard III, among others. Not that that directly speaks to anyone's point here.

DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

what did THEY do with it on generic dan?

Mostly, I think the instrumental arrangements are much, much stronger and support the stuff Lydon's doing vocally. Also I really, really, really like the guitar work on that album.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)


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