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i would KILL to write for mlb.com OMG - FREE HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

they take them out of your salary, dude.

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

at cost, but still

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

but anyway, George the pedophile

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

$B-{

$B-@

i can't get the bad breath to look right w/ the repulsive foreign 'stache, but i'm happy w/ how my glasses + wave are turning out

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

So, Stylus is a music mag. I don't waste my time with music magazines, since music critics are writing for people a lot younger, dumber or obsessive than me. People like you, I guess. I wouldn't have read the Seattle weekly piece if it wasn't linked through the Yes thread.

― IOI, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

That's what I thought.

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i had no idea what the hell you were doing vahid

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

$8*{@

now i just look like a french clown

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

right cuz i'm the only person on this thread to have called you out on that. seriously, i think you'll find the ability to read comes in real handy if you're gonna try to troll. ask esteban.

I didn't meant exclusively your projections. I meant collectively your projections, blounty mah man and friends.

― IOI, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

well i'm out on quim patrol - night fellas!

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

those breasts don't inspect themselves

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh did the "racist" thing come from my comments about Vahid? It just so happens the only Vahid I know fit exactly that description, just as, apparently, the only "handle" Vahid knows is an airplane pilot or something. I'm guessing that's a Top Gun reference, but I wouldn't know because that movie is right up there with Stylus on my list of priorities. No more racist than Vahid is a careerist.

― IOI, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost: and I'm sure blount don't inspect 'em much, either.

― IOI, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link

you may have enjoyed ~~jim dero's~~inside outside in's previous work as "I AM OTM," "Graphic Artist," and more.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i will reveal his true identity for $20 american

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

haha oh yeah, i have admin privs on this board too!

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

(who doesn't?)

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my gosh! No, please don't!

And why have you not on all the other threads I've posted to recently? - aka NO!!!!! aka Justin Tymferdaholidaiz, etc., etc.

What is this? Selective revelation time?

― IOI aka I'll Save You, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

In other words, you're a little late, numbnuts.

― I'll Save You, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"Der"!

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah that was a good one because it was easy to type.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link

The USPS is the worst. I left a note the other day saying I tracked a package online which revealed 1 attempt was made 10 days ago and I didn't receive a single notification slip. "Please leave a slip!" I wrote.
I was saddened to come home to find the sign still there with no written acknowledgement.
Why? Because the truck delivers it and the truck driver is a "black bitch"! Not a woman of color, but a black bitch.
I hate to say it, but the black bitch USPS postal CARRIERS, from our office and home delivery experience, seem to be incredible twats with huge chips on their shoulders. Everyone else is fine, but the black bitches all have that head-shaking "oh no you didn't" attitude. The black guys are all really nice.
I'm just talking about carriers. At the Post Office windows, they are practically all annoying because they get attitude all day from the public. Mail carriers are generally kind of laid back... except for the black bitches.
Anyway, it really makes me want to threaten them, since it's not really feasible to jump out of the bushes and kick their asses, but I think even threatening to kick their ass is a federal offense. Besides, to attack or threaten the right one, you pretty much have to wait outside your building, which is a dead giveaway.
It pisses me off that these fuckers have secure government jobs and they don't give a shit about delivering your packages.

-- Not racist, but I'm sure you'll say I am (ohwel...), December 9th, 2005.

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm probably only a racist because I can barely contain my longing for the high hard one from the black guy in my building.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

this is rather amusing

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry Jody, I'm going to go pop one off to http://www.thickafricancock.com and dream of a world without trolls.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

strongo deserves a big wet kiss from the hooker of his choice

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

is strongo now known as "u saved me"?

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

no, i need my ile mod privs back

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

ok, off to see metal. keep on fighting the good fight, ilm. kisses 2 all.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Yakkety yak yak black cock yak yak homosexual longings yak yak racism yak yak I hate myself yak yak masturbating right now in fact yak yak.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

sweet chocolate maillady love

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:41 (eighteen years ago) link

you must've ruled the playground with an iron fist!

and yet i'm still a troll pissing in the wind.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me reitterate: this used to be my playground, this used to be my childhood dream. And yet I'm still a troll pissing in the wind.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me reitterate: you must've ruled the playground with an iron fist! And yet I'm still a troll pissing in the wind.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you ever hear of someone named "Fat Cat"?

― Der MOderator Is MOderfying my Posts, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me reitterate: you rule!

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

note to dickwit: when you're reduced to posting to yourself 6 times on the bounce, give it up.

― The Wanderers' Wandering Daughter (noodle vague), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me reitterate: you must've ruled the playground with an iron fist!

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm actually posting to someone very special.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

http://gallery.stlcomics.com/30cent/full/ironfist6.jpg

― the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Let me reitterate: you must've ruled the playground with an iron fist!

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Now aren't you glad we've completely ruined this thread for at least a few scrolling inches? It happens every time, I tell ya.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Why don't you ever talk about all the good things I do for the community? Like Cthulha Musical: "A Shoggoth on the Roof"

I'm a living meme FFS. Cheer up, sport. Get some exercise, eat healthy, stop smoking, don't be such a typical predictable jerk. Study the Qaballah.

― Der, Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Samurai says moderator must kill self for bringing great dishonor to himself. Shame on the head of dishonorable moderator.

― Samurai, Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:17 (eighteen years ago) link

*yawns* Great day out in Seattle today. Did I miss anything?

― Ned at dali's place (donut), Sunday, 18 December 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

strongo went to a metal show and then drank goldschlager off the small of a 15 yr old girls back, tone updated his blog, jody played pinochle with cloris leachman and brigid berlin and then stole a sweet and low out of berlin's purse (SUICIDAL KLEPTO), me and emily went to club oasis this mexican club where they were playing this norteno polka stuff and this cute lil chubby fat kid was dancing and the beer was too much, i had six aspirin emily drank 24 oz of bud in 16 minutes then we went to party where we ran into doctor casino who dissed annie's 'heartbeat' and was dancing to 'no scrubs' when i left (this headache will just. not. GO AWAY.) and now i'm "watching" clear and present danger and i just took two advil MIGRAINE grade and a lil more beer and you're beating it to screencaps of naomi watts (maybe?). what up ned!

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 09:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I took six aderall, some pills a kid in a parking lot gave me and wound up hanging out with this transvestite. Pat said he was trying to fuck him but I dont know. We talked about the cover of Trancers II and how inexplicable it was that Helen Hunt was a celebrity and not just a soccer mom. Oh and MTV is having a True Life marathon and I swear that show is actually good, not ironically even, just actually.

― ~~~~~~~~~, Sunday, 18 December 2005 09:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh dear god make it all stop

― moley, Sunday, 18 December 2005 10:01 (eighteen years ago) link

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