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so is it safe to say that tonight's episode ("prankster rapper") might be the worst...episode...ever? aside from the borderline-racist, embarassing characters and the godawful old white people idea of rap, hearing bart say "jeepers! it's 50 cent!" was like seeing the last nail on a coffin being pounded in.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 14 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The ending also invariably makes me cry like an injured child.

yeah, that's one of the few "simpsons with heart" episode that actually works. i'm also glad they didn't bring homer's mom back after that episode (or did they? please don't tell me they did), it makes it all the more powerful.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

my mother IS marge simpson.

latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

JD, they did in a recent episode. it was crap if i recall.

music-related simpsons? the gay steel mill in "homerphobia" - "we work hard, we play hard!" (cue c+c music factory)

joseph (joseph), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:41 (nineteen years ago) link

also the episode they played on superbowl night had a donkey kong gag that i thought was hysterical until i realized they'd already made a similar joke a few years ago. t/s: tirelessly recycling old funny jokes vs. crafting lame unfunny new ones? (ugh i never thought i'd ever say that about the simpsons)

joseph (joseph), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one of my favorite small musical moments in old-simpsons was that episode where they're watching tv and they see an ad for "ninety sea chanteys on 3 compact discs!" and you hear that old sea captain dude singing a few seconds of "blow the man down," "row row row your boat," and "in the navy." it's funny because it goes by so fast that you might not even register at first that "in the navy" isn't an old "sea chantey." then a few years later they did that episode where homer joins the navy and they have like a minute-long song-and-dance number based on "in the navy." and it wasn't funny because it was so fucking obvious! even family guy did that particular joke a lot better.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 14 February 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

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djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 14 February 2005 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link

On the ep rerunning right now, Homer is looking for a wayward puzzle piece, and he looks in the closet and says "Puzzle piece, come out and play-yay" just like ODB in "Shame On A Nigga"!

W i l l (common_person), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

That ODB line is a reference to the movie "The Warrriors," which I would guess is the reference being made on the Simpsons, though I don't remember the thing your're talking about.

Scott CE (Scott CE), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

c'mon though. you gotta admit that the Glock Pointaz were pretty great..

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

aside from the borderline-racist, embarassing characters and the godawful old white people idea of rap,

I noticed this on seemingly every FOX show last night. "Family Guy" got a little weird with it. The Apu gag coming across the border along with Dr. Hibbert rapping "Baby Got Back" ... the whole night together was a bit uncomfortable.

And "King of the Hill" enforcing the "cats-like-to-shit-in-boots" myth along with a rah-rah Blue Angel flyover with Bill on an aircraft carrier didn't help matters any either.

Signed,
Pleasant Plains, who watched the whole damn thing.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
The new season is a load of inconsistent nonsense..
But one joke that withstood the lameness was in the episode where they go to italy. It's when, in the book of criminals, we get to see a picture of Family Guy star Peter Griffin under which it says: "plagiarismo", then on the next page there is a picture of American Dad star Stan Smith under which it says "plagiarismo di plagiarismo". A funny and welldrawn joke.

Enthusiast, Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

best simpsons episode = clown college

-- weasel diesel (kilian.murphy2...), June 4th, 2004.

otm

latebloomer: My Baby's A Labrador, He's Beautiful (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
I love the episodes with rediculous plots like The computer wore menace shoes, where homer become Mr. X the internet snitch and is relocate to the island. And who could forget Simpson Safari wit hthe classic quote
Homer: Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance, you see whenever there are so many animals that people beciome confused or angry, a paocer is born.
Another great episode is where homer coaches the football team and keeps vutting kid
Homer"i like your hustle, thats why it was so hard to uct you."

maddie wolf, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

SO YOU LOVE SHIT

ARGHLEBARGLE, Friday, 31 March 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

a tie:

You Only Move Twice
Homer, when you go home tonight there's going another roof on your house.

Blame it on Lisa
Man, our money is really gay.

harshaw (jube), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, it might be "another floor"

i have just failed at my life.

harshaw (jube), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

how was the episode this past weekend? written by ricky gervais, was it not?

erklie (erklie), Saturday, 1 April 2006 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

It was dreadful. I like Gervais as much as the next guy but this was one of the lamest episodes I've seen in a long while. His humour does not fit with the Simpsons at all. Plus there was the whole 'lets crowbar this weeks celebrity in any which way' feel to it, as there usually is with the high-profile celeb cameos.

Affectian (Affectian), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

By any chance is the "humour" derived by awkward situations? And does Gervais sing?

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes and yes.

harshaw (jube), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

his "humour"

(not in quotes to note english spelling, but to question his purported funniness)

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked the office as much as anyone, happened to catch the first episode when it aired on BBC 2 and only missed the odd show throughout its run. But Gervais really seems to be a one-trick pony.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I quite like Gervais' stand up stuff, and Extras had sparks of brilliance (the Les Dennis episode alone was worth a thousand IT Crowds) but good god that Simpsons episode was dire. Very very few Simpsons 'songs' are amusing but Gervais hits the very very bottom with his two numbers. Makes my heart sink thinking about it.

Meanwhile, Matt Groening is threatening to make Gervais a regular character and says he should even have his own cartoon show. All together now: nooooooooooooooooooo

(btw shouldn't this be over on ILE somewhere?)

Affectian (Affectian), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

One more year and that show's been as bad as long as it's been good

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 3 April 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

people still watch the new episodes of the simpsons?

baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night's "You're all going to die in a pointless war" line was okay. I turned it off as soon as Grampa became a matador.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone notice this?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
the one where i rooted my mum was cool

Jake Reichart, Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

You're thinking of Oedipus Rez. Or Family Guy.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Rex, even.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously, the best bit ever is the one where homer gets all the sugar out of the overturned lorry and he's like:-
"AHA!!! *pulls english guy out of sugar*....whered you get the sugar for that tea?"
guy-"i nicked it.....when you lt your guard down for tha split second....and i do it again...good bye"

also in that episode, the bee keepers
"its quiet....yes a little TOO quiet..."
"how do you mean?"
"well, lots of bees usualy means lots of nooise.....NO NOISE!! means no bees"
"i see...there goes one now"
"TO THE BEE MOBILE!"
"you mean your chevvy?"
"yes...."

classic simpsons

Matt Fowkes, Friday, 19 May 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Also

"i'm calling about operation MUAVEN HAUIVEN!!!"
marge-"professr frink?"
"how did you know it was me? was it the muaven or the hauiven or was it just the hole MUHAVEN thing that i do?"

Matt Fowkes, Friday, 19 May 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
just to get everyone 'jazzed' for the movie.

pisces (piscesx), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

still 'Rosebud'

vita susicivus (blueski), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Last Exit to Springfield"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

always liked the Rebel Without A Cause one where Lisa dates Nelson.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I really liked the Mr. X episode, mostly because of the hilarious Prisoner parody at the end.

Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the one where the squeaky-voiced-teen engages in a pages-long dialogue with himself about how upset he is that christgau trashed the joanna newsom record.

oh wait...

Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Still this one.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

That's funny...I knew I replied to this thread a coupla years ago, but thought my reply consisted only of an animated gif of Charles Foster Kane mouthing "Rosebud". Must have been some other thread...Anyway, my answer's obvious.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

we can be Rosebuddies!

blueski, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"well Burns isn't getting this back cheap that's for sure. he's gonna have to give me...

MY OWN RECORDING STUDIO"

blueski, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

from the bordello episode:

"clancy!"

"seymour!"

"oh, errr...baaaaaaarney."

m the g, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Rosebuddies" sounds fun! Care to split a packet of American cheese? (32 slices apiece!)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

The audience is such a source of joy in this scene:

In the Springfield Elementary Auditorium, Ned Flanders stands at a
podium with Skinner and Edna on either side of him.

     Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to

or-diddely-order. Let's see if we can't put an end to this
strike fuss, huh? Mrs. Krabappel, why don't you begin?
Skinner: Boo!
Edna: Oh, "boo" yourself. Our demands are simple: a small cost-of-
living increase and some better equipment and supplies for
your children.
Audience: Yeah! Give it to them! etc.
Skinner: Yeah, in a dream world. We have a very tight budget; to do
what she's asking, we'd have to raise taxes.
Audience: Raise taxes? They're too high as they are. Taxes are bad.
etc.
Edna: It's your children's future.
Audience: That's right. Children are important. etc.
Skinner: It'll cost you.
Audience: No to taxes. My God, they're going to raise taxes. etc.
Edna: C'mon!
Audience: She makes a good case. Good point. etc.
Skinner: [rubs his fingertips together]
Audience: More taxes? The finger thing means the taxes. etc.
Ned: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to
disagree.
Skinner: I don't agree to that.
Edna: Neither do I!

The PTA Disbands, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F19.html

Finefinemusic, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

The Simpsons Movie has its moments...

curmudgeon, Sunday, 29 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

If by "Had its moments" you mean "Was fucking hilarious and had at least a laugh per minute" then, yeah, I agree.

Best episode is probably when Homer goes to Clown College

Erock Zombie, Sunday, 29 July 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I stand by my top three: Frank Grimes, Hank Scorpio, and fat/disabled Homer.

The movie's great, btw.

unperson, Sunday, 29 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

hank scorpio is great. but being a fan of frank grimes is like saying that the best moment of JFK's presidency was getting shot in the head.

tonight's rerun... "HAW HAW THEY'RE IN A CORN MAZE LET'S PLAY A KORN SONG... ALSO STEPHEN HAWKING, GET HIM IN THERE SOMEHOW." that'd probably be more appropriate for a worst simpsons episode ever thread though.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 30 July 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link


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