Why in the name of all that is holy do people like Guided by Voices?

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AARrr JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING ARRSSES ALREADY.... SHIT

keith moon, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

talent borrows; genius steals

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"why not rip off Bubble Puppy or something weirder or less known? "

Ahhh that wouldn't fly either, I don't think that's a fair argument. Then you end up with bands being accused of ripping off obscure artists and getting unfairly praised/compensated for it (cf. Wire vs. Elastica).

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Wire are not obscure!

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the reason to rip off the beatles instead of bubble puppy is that the beatles are one of the greatest bands of all time. even if you dont like them, you have to at least acknowledge that they were successful. why not imitate success rather than obscurity?

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wire are not obscure! "

they were to all those schmucks who bought Elastica records! (Also see: The Fall vs. Pavement circa "Slanted and Enchanted")

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

why do blow when you're in your fifties and have a heart condition?

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"AARrr JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING ARRSSES ALREADY.... SHIT"

keith, pass the pills and booze. pollard wants them.

the OX

john entwistle, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread would be a lot more fun if you replaced instances of "guided by voices" with "merzbow".

blah, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah - when is Merzbow gonna stop ripping off the Beatles?!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Calling Matos on his position regarding GBV is not a personal attack. If someone wanted to get personal they'd suggest that the reason Matos hasn't ever bothered to listen to GBV is because he's too busy yelling "MATOS!" into the phone and spending time on this web page basking in the sycophantic glow of people like Ned and donutbitch.

will fowler, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

You're that person from The Stranger, aren't ya?

(For my part, I have often described Mr. Matos as the most aggressive friendly person I know, and I mean that as pure praise. Said it before he was the editor at his job, will say it again now.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

blah, check the Jandek thread.

will: HAHA.

i still like my "gather round" post the best upthread... sudden sympathy of a promo sellback is really heartwarming on a day like this. critics need love (and $$$) too.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

So Shakey Mo and H...

You guys knew about and were listening to the Fall and Wire before Slanted and Enchanted and whatever Elastica album came out? When you were like, what...around 17 years old?

Wow.

Sicily, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear the GBV "Sudden Sympathy of a Promo Sellback" 7" goes for big bucks on E-bay.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah I got into Wire when It's Beginning To And Back Again came out, I think I was in 7th or 8th grade maybe? I definitely heard "3 Girl Rhumba" long before Elastica butchered it.

Though I got into the Fall much later, probably around the time Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain came out.

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah well I heard the Repo Man soundtrack when I was nine and fuck Bowie for thinking he can cover "Pablo Picasso" better than Burning Sensations

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, I went to punk rock all ages shows when I was 12, is knowing about Wire pre-Elastica all that much of a stretch?

hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry, I'm just mad Collier called me a schmuck)
(Elastica 4-ever XOXOXOXO)
(but Wire is rad too)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

(xpost)
Maybe it's my body fur, but i do radiate a lot of heat.. so, Matos, feel free to turn up my sycophant meter as necessary. Meanwhile, I'm going to peruse for trivial shortcomings about posters in this thread i disagree with and make really witty and deep posts about them in a cryptic and self-congratulatory manner (anonymously of course)

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"You guys knew about and were listening to the Fall and Wire before Slanted and Enchanted and whatever Elastica album came out? When you were like, what...around 17 years old?"

Huh? Who heard what first doesn't have anything to do with it, I was just pointing out the phenomenon that happens when younger bands steal from older, more obscure bands: they get accused of unfairly profitting from ideas that aren't theirs. To say nothing of whether or not this is fair, it definitely happens.

As for the required biographical material, yes I heard Wire and the Fall when I was about 16, long before Pavement or Elastica put out a record. This was courtesy of an older brother - tho I should point out that the Wire/Fall stuff I heard was what they were then putting out ("I Am Kurious Oranj", "Kidney Bingos", etc.), and thus didn't get what people were talking about years later when the whole "who ripped off who controversy erupted. That being said, I love Pavement and did from the get-go. Elastica always sucked shit and it was painfully obvious to me, whether or not I was cognizant of them shamelessly aping Wire on "Connection".

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'd rather be known as a psycho-font.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just trying to point out that blatantly stealing from anyone is bound to cause you trouble as an artist, whether the source is obscure or not.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"donut bitch" does sound like something Chank would come up with.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate, we must make sycophant babies.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

only under the condition that they are sans-serif

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

In the meantime, I need a lot of Pinesol to clean up the results of these competing clusterfucks that littered poor geeta's thread...

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record, gygax! I'm not necessarily applauding Matos's revival of this thread fullheartedly, but i fail to see why it is not ok to express a strong opinion even with the attached "you must be smoking crack" hyperbole, which i think obviously implies it's hyperbole and nothing more.

If you love music (or are paid to listen to and review it), you should at least try/attempt a level of critical comprehension other than exhibited above.

Yes, interests be damned, i am a friend of Michaelangelo,

Painfully obvious, if a newby or nu-ILMer wrote "[sorta popular critical fave] SUX U R ALL GAY", we'd certainly see less regulars rising to the defense of such a statement.

but it's not as if anyone else doing this would make me so incredibly defensive

bullshit, see above.

and start making cracks at Matos's credibility of his career as a music critic or anything. THAT's what fucking pissed me off. So, gyg, if you're going to claim what I say as "the worst ILM gets" you better be fucking specific if i'm going to take your comment as anything but yet another of your stream of cryptic clever smarmy one-liners (something i'm certainly guilty of, no doubt)

don't get angry DB, this is nothing worthy of any red-blooded emotion. criticism of criticism should be tolerated here and if not i'm pulling a triple-Blount. however, Matos' post was taken at face value and given equally stupid responses (i'm speaking of mine here, none others).

I have nothing against Matos... well, there was that time when he boasted proudly of slamming (yet another Matador superstar) Malkmus' Pig Lib in another one of his "I DON'T GET THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME" posts but noticably he was questioning himself not others. At the time, I thought Matos during a subsequent interview with Malkmus maybe should have shared his criticism in a productive or strategic manner. I was disappointed that as a critic, he didn't exactly follow through (cf, ryan schreiber's reviews of jim o'rourke's drag city records at pitchfork). How great would a mature, intelligent interview with an artist be if the interviewer stated (in the beginning): I don't like your music because of A, B, and C and the artist could expand on those points? Probably not so great on second thought.

Why should you try to like something esp. if you question how much influence do you invest in the opinions of crack-smokers? Is it more satisfying than just saying "okay, I know I don't like that!" and moving on? I haven't bought a GBV record in like 8 years or whenever Under The Bushes came out. I will be buying (read as: paying $$$) for the box set though. I remember a lot of those EPs fondly and thought Pollard (and Sprout) were up to some clever songwriting at the time.

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

for the record, I don't yell "Matos" into the phone, I say it, which for a lot of the people in this here city is entirely too much to handle. fuck 'em.

as far as my revival being ILM at its worst, it probably is! I have no doubt about that. and yes, it was childish et al. but with no offense meant to either DB or Ned, their "sycophantic glow" isn't quite enough of a reason for anyone to ignore a band. (really, I realize you were exaggerating, Will, but as shots go that one wouldn't have gotten past the Ott radar.) I get dozens of CDs every week and have for the past several years. I ignore most of them simply because there aren't enough hours to devote to trying them all out. with GBV I've usually tried a couple songs, decided I wasn't in the mood and gave the discs to friends who were serious fans, because at least that way they would be put to some use. then I would think, "maybe at some point I will ask someone I trust to make me a CD," move on to other topics, and forget until the next one arrived, or I saw a review, or a thread, or whatever. when I heard about the Matador best-of I was interested because as noted before I wanted to hear what all the fuss was about. and as the person who edited Daddino's piece on the matter, who in fact *commissioned* it to begin with, I figured there had to be something there, and was reacting (blitheringly, with malice aforethought, probably too forcefully) to what I heard to be there, i.e. nothing at all. so attack my position all you want, God knows I attacked the GBV-fan hivemind several posts above (and therefore insulted some very intelligent people I know and in some cases count as friends, who are probably pissed off at me and undoubtedly should be). but let's at least have this much straight, please.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

lots of x-posting there, though I have yet to read all the x-posts to make sure. c'est la vie

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

gygax, I'd heard Pig Lib maybe twice at the point when I interviewed Malkmus (it was commissioned close to the last minute by Nerve.com, like the day before) and hadn't really come up with an opinion on it yet--I was on the fence that day. (I actually mentioned this on an old ILM thread, though I'd hardly expect you to remember everything I ever posted.) otherwise I'm not sure how that Q&A would've gone.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

personally I'd kind of enjoy seeing Malkmus raked over the coals for the shit songs on that record (haven't heard the last one). I don't think I've ever seen him deal with a hostile press, it's usually quite the opposite (eg, press fawns, SM cryptically demurs).

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If you love music (or are paid to listen to and review it), you should at least try/attempt a level of critical comprehension other than exhibited above.

This is a message board, not a publication. People can be as crude or terse or stoopid as they want, regardless of whether it counters the manner in which their career dictates. It's not as if Chuck Eddy's writings look like ILM postings. (not to say Chuck's posts are "stoopid")

Painfully obvious, if a newby or nu-ILMer wrote "[sorta popular critical fave] SUX U R ALL GAY", we'd certainly see less regulars rising to the defense of such a statement.

"but it's not as if anyone else doing this would make me so incredibly defensive"

bullshit, see above.

Bad antecedents on my part. I was referring to the Matos detractors being defensive, not myself. Of course I was defensive once someone questioned Matos's credibility as a critic for not hearing GBV until now. Before, my comments were just my own opinions of GBV and how they've changed over time. Look back up and check for yourself. No sycophantic basking or bullshit like that.


"and start making cracks at Matos's credibility of his career as a music critic or anything. THAT's what fucking pissed me off. So, gyg, if you're going to claim what I say as "the worst ILM gets" you better be fucking specific if i'm going to take your comment as anything but yet another of your stream of cryptic clever smarmy one-liners (something i'm certainly guilty of, no doubt) "

don't get angry DB, this is nothing worthy of any red-blooded emotion. criticism of criticism should be tolerated here and if not i'm pulling a triple-Blount. however, Matos' post was taken at face value and given equally stupid responses (i'm speaking of mine here, none others).

I just wanted an explanation as to what I was doing that was "ILM at its worst". If it was, then I would like to stop doing that. If not, i want to explain why not. But you just said it with no explanation. You don't just throw shit out like that. (I'm very good friends with Jess, but this is style I really dislike about Jess's posts when he makes them)



I have nothing against Matos... well, there was that time when he boasted proudly of slamming (yet another Matador superstar) Malkmus' Pig Lib in another one of his "I DON'T GET THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME" posts but noticably he was questioning himself not others. At the time, I thought Matos during a subsequent interview with Malkmus maybe should have shared his criticism in a productive or strategic manner. I was disappointed that as a critic, he didn't exactly follow through (cf, ryan schreiber's reviews of jim o'rourke's drag city records at pitchfork). How great would a mature, intelligent interview with an artist be if the interviewer stated (in the beginning): I don't like your music because of A, B, and C and the artist could expand on those points? Probably not so great on second thought.

Didn't know anything about this (or whether it's exactly relevant?)


Why should you try to like something esp. if you question how much influence do you invest in the opinions of crack-smokers? Is it more satisfying than just saying "okay, I know I don't like that!" and moving on? I haven't bought a GBV record in like 8 years or whenever Under The Bushes came out. I will be buying (read as: paying $$$) for the box set though. I remember a lot of those EPs fondly and thought Pollard (and Sprout) were up to some clever songwriting at the time.

Overall, I'm laughing at all of this. I think Matos was just being funny in this original post, just sharing how he didn't like something. I doubt he seriously questioned GBV fans, but just wanted to let people know he just didn't "get" them, and wanted to verbally exhibit his dropped jaw. I have no problems with "[BAND] SUX U R ALL GAY" type posts at all, ESPECIALLY in a thread called "Why in the name of all that is holy do people like [BAND]".
No one can accuse Matos of skunking a fan thread with bad vibes at least.


donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

db, ned and matos, i am sorry for saying that "GBV SUX U R ALL GAY" (or it's defense of) is ILM at it's worst. there are clearly worse things on ILM (ie, my posts on the eminem=updike thread). will you please forgive me?

as far as definitive argument settlers go, rt clontle said that gbv rox. the defense rests.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, yr forgiven. I wasn't that angry in the first place, and you weren't even that far off the mark!

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned's mightily pissed off though, dude.. as you can tell from his, uh, huge participation in this scuffle.... i'd lay low with him for a while.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

As the saying goes: Never remove a Matos from a sycophant's dish. He or she may bite.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I love GbV. I buy it all and while I don't really care who likes them or not, I do enjoy the odd bad review (or diss thread like this one) for purely adolescent reasons. It's no fun when your favorite band is also a favorite of the critics (which GbV generally are). To me, at least. I'm a nut.

The 'Best of' tracklist is lacking to me. I don't have a detailed blueprint for how I'd improve it cuz I don't care to spend time thinking about it, but the hooks at the beginning of the CD could be a little sharper and that's all I have to say.

GbV rips off tons more bands than the Beatles and the Who. Peter Gabriel (70s era) is a name that comes up a lot, but I also hear some Beefheart in there (mostly in Pollard's approach to lyrics). I wouldn't place most of my favorite GbV material as echoing straight from the Beatles' 60s. I hear it more as coming out of the art-rock early 70s, minus the instrumental showcases and sidelong suites.

Bye.

Yakov Smirnoff, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

as you can tell from his, uh, huge participation in this scuffle....

I KNIFE THE FUCKERS WITH PAIN.

Or not.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

EXTRA EXTRA: MATOS AND NED DON'T LIKE THE RAWK 'N' ROLL!!!!!! Bwahahahahha. Kbye.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Rather than trying to explain why GBV is good, I'd actually like to see someone explain why the best GBV is bad (ESPECIALLY if they don't think lo-fi indie rock hooha is inherently bad). All I've noticed on this thread is the repeated "I don't get it you're all on crack." Phil once told me he hated GBV cuz they're all a bunch of old drunken rock dudes or something, which remains the best argument I've heard for not liking GBV at all.

And I'll second that it's surprising to hear a Dean Wareham fan claim Rob Pollard can't sing.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, I was into the Fall before Demolition Plot J-7 and shit!!

Actually, it's funny how prescient Ned was.

Anyway, I really liked GBV at one time. I think what was initially so attractive was that lo-fi faux-prog sensibility present on tracks like "Marchers in Orange" and "Weed King". They totally hit like a random minute or two excised off a 10 minute early Genesis track. It sounded like a very self-aware, but irony-free tribute to most of the music I grew up with. I wasn't as much a fan of the pure rockers; I liked songs like "Exit Flagger" and "Motor Away", but that wasn't the aspect of them that attracted me the most.

I still maintain the best thing they ever did was the 6 or 7 EPs that came out in between Bee Thousand and Alien Lanes (at least, I think I've got that chronology correct; it's been a while). Pollard even used to joke in interviews that the band actually considered them mini-albums (so like, Alien Lanes was actually their 13th album or whatever). Is that some of the stuff that's going to be on this upcoming box set? If so, that's great, everyone needs to hear that. It's that total Faust Tapes cut-up, basement psychedelia aesthetic at its best.

I lost track of them after Under the Bushes. That album was really sort of boring, and it came right on the heels of the solo albums, etc. It was all getting to be too much. And it looked like they were more or less leaving behind the basement/drug/lo-fi sound. When he broke 'em up and hired the Cobra Verde guys, I knew that was the end.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, it's funny how prescient Ned was.

Eh, not there yet. Close, though.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

'(Also see: The Fall vs. Pavement circa "Slanted and Enchanted")'

Well, it's really 'The Fall via Flying Nun Records vs. Pavement', if you want to get all technical and shit.

Danielle, a GBV-lover

Danielle, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Rather than trying to explain why GBV is good, I'd actually like to see someone explain why the best GBV is bad (ESPECIALLY if they don't think lo-fi indie rock hooha is inherently bad).

I could make that argument, and I love them! I mean...well...you know.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i was very bummed out (caveat emptor) to learn that the scat EPs and siltbreeze EP and some of the other EPs that I recall were better than the Matador era EPs were not included.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

the thing that gbv used to do well was to crank out little pop-rawk gems that somehow artfully shone through the cruddy lo-fi production and cruddy playing. that tension is why the first-wave gbv was great.

then bob fired all of his buddies, got hired guns (cobra verde), improved the production values, and started aspiring to prog rather than pop-rawk. this bullshit is why the last-wave gbv is lame and bloated. oh, that and all the booze.

lets face it: the two most important instruments in the first-wave gbv were the echoplex and the four track.

like another bloated and pretentious arena rock band-- spinal tap-- gbv has trouble keeping drummers around. are they spontaneously combusting? i wonder if bill bruford is available. what am i thinking? of COURSE he is, since prog thankfully died years ago. since bob is all too happy to purge his band at the drop of a hat, maybe he should just hire the remaining members of yes.

the OX

p.s. i am available to play bass, bob, if you are lurking on this thread.

john entwistle, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the two most important instruments in the first-wave gbv were the echoplex and the four track.

the other most important instrument was the memory man analog delay pedal and the most important non-pollard person was tobin sprout, the owner and operator of both the memory man and the aforementioned four-track (as well as the eight-track that eventually replaced the four-track).

tobin served a couple other purposes. he was the only worthy foil pollard ever had -- and pollard needs a foil really really bad -- and he was the only member of gbv, ever, who could sing on key at least some of the time. that really helped the live shows, believe you me.

gbv made mostly mediocre records before tobin joined the band, and they have continued to make mediocre records ever since he left. i say that's no coincidence.

mister matos, if you have any desire at all to get into gbv (a desire that i'd say is optional, not mandatory, at this point in world history), go ahead and sell that best-of and replace it with "bee thousand" and "alien lanes." if you don't like those two albums, you will not like gbv or anything pollard has ever done, it's as simple as that. if you do like them, move on to the "clown prince of the menthol trailer" and "fast japanese spin cycle" EPs, which are both from the same era, and move on from there. that part is, of course, optional.

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hey fact checking cuz--

right on brutha!

the OX

john entwistle, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, fact checkin cuz OTM. I can likewise plot my interest in GbV by the involvement of Tobin Sprout.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)


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