There's also the whole "I'm-a murder that coochie" vibe there that is mighty distasteful if you think about it much but who's thinking? To think is not TO DO. And that's ALL he wants to do.
― Neudonym, Monday, 16 June 2003 03:25 (twenty years ago) link
The title track and "Snake" are pretty great, but the album, on the whole, is unremarkable.
― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Monday, 16 June 2003 03:36 (twenty years ago) link
― sammy, Monday, 16 June 2003 04:28 (twenty years ago) link
113) How slow is this damn song? You can't mix it with anything. The party slows down like bullet time when the man walks in.
114) Said party is suspiciously like a gender-segregated seventh grade dance: fellas on the left, honeys on the right. The ringmaster's job is to bring them together.
115) Stretch Navigator...yes, a simple Navigator isn't enough to contain this party; however, all overt bling (Cristal, Nav) is strictly throwaway in the verses. The important stuff is in the chorus. Toot toot.
116) *Freakin'?* Who says freakin'? It's like he just finished watching Goodfellas and Casino on broadcast television before he wrote the chorus.
― r. geary (rgeary), Monday, 16 June 2003 04:34 (twenty years ago) link
― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 16 June 2003 05:19 (twenty years ago) link
― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 16 June 2003 05:20 (twenty years ago) link
the nerdy clothing jewellery mix, the crouchy dance, that video is great.
he doesn't have a fro in the vid = it's all about the wanting/ the dreaming, ever been at a cool party but thought damn..if only (x) would happen this would be a McCutchian perfect moment.
― s.r.w. (s.r.w.), Monday, 16 June 2003 06:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 16 June 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link
119. As noted by Tim F, the fronthanded backhandedness of the bawdy insinuation of those kick drums.
― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:22 (twenty years ago) link
There was a spot on the Saturday Show at the weekend where one of Blazing Squad was dj-ing, mixing it with garage. Sounded great.
― David (David), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:45 (twenty years ago) link
― David (David), Monday, 16 June 2003 11:55 (twenty years ago) link
121. Also, I have to reiterate: "And after the show, it's the afterparty/And after the party it's the hotel lobby/'Round about 4 you gotta clear the lobby/And take it to your room and ___ somebody."
― NA. (Nick A.), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
The beat is horrible. There's no meat or presence to it whatsoever. It doesn't even try to work a mellow groove; it just sits there and farts along like a senile gassy grandmother. R Kelly's singing cadence is HELLA ANNOYING in this song; it's like he's doing a Wierd Al parody of himself with every vestige of humor carefully excised with surgical precision. The song itself is dumb even by R. Kelly standards; the robo-delivery highlights this in the worst possible way.
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE IT HAS THE WORST CHORUS ON THE RADIO. Even Eminem's deeply-embarassing yelping in "Sing For The Moment" is better than this shit. Also, for such an allegedly-catchy song I'm having a really difficult time remembering how it goes.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 12:43 (twenty years ago) link
― minna (minna), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:06 (twenty years ago) link
― minna (minna), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:12 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:21 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link
(kidding kidding please don't yell at me)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link
no you didn't
There's no law against him intruding into 'your' thread. I like it when people ignore the petty strictures of thread makers. You can always edit out his comment when/if you revise your web page if you think it spoils the 'momentum' (oh and because his post didn't have a number, let's not forget that).
― David (David), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:33 (twenty years ago) link
(not actually kidding, my response to Dan was in the spirit fun, not the fun-free dour game yer bringin' - also, this stopped being my thread at #100 if not before, and I uploaded last night)
(ps please number your contributions, thanks)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:37 (twenty years ago) link
― David (David), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:40 (twenty years ago) link
In the spirit of the thread I'll say one positive thing:
122. The song doesn't go on for 20 minutes.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:46 (twenty years ago) link
124) but the version I just finished putting together in AcidPro does and is winging its way toward your inbox even as we speak
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:48 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:51 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:55 (twenty years ago) link
*Jess beats Ned down*
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 June 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link
― scott m (mcd), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:18 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
134. I haven't heard this song in a few weeks (I want to listen to it now!) but reading through this thread brings the whole beautiful thing back. (Also, as someone who's only recently started listening to Top 40 radio again, that's how I knew it was a good song: after I heard it once, it was in my head all the damn time.)
135. I was just singing it a few minutes ago with a 21-year-old African-American girl I work with. She sang most of it; I did some bass harmony on "after party" and "hotel lobby."
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
Sheesh - the wit, wonder and wisdom of R Kelly?
Please..........
― russ t, Monday, 16 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link
138. (oh alright then). Dan he means (I think) those periodic beefy snare rolls that, as well as giving an exciting lift at various points, also serve to fill in the gap between 'and' and 'somebody' on the last line of the last verse).
― David (David), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:30 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:32 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link