DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE ICP

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

"orgy of screensavers" is dope

wkiw

ICP taking the high road

~they always do~

followin' mark trail imo

Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.
think i'm going to go take this advice tbh

When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ cocks.

brb gonna go cook a dick 4 dinner

forksclovedick

hipster puppy dick

man these guys are on point lately:

Violent J: I know the stuff isn’t really miracles. I think we might have misused the word miracle. I think that might mean something that has happened with no explanation. These things we mentioned in the song, they can all be explained. But what we’re doing is appreciating them. Even the infamous line, “Magnets, how do they work?” I mean, yeah, we know how magnets work. But they’re still incredible. You can push something across the table without touching it. And as a kid, I found that fascinating. I still find that fascinating. [laughs]

Shaggy 2 Dope: Come on, a rock that pulls metal towards it or pushes it away? Yeah, it has to do with the magnetic polar caps and [stuff]. But for real? Come on, man. You’re just holding a U-shaped thing that pushes metal away or attracts metal or something. The North and South Pole makes a rock magnetic, and if you touch a piece of metal with it, that becomes magnetic? That’s crazy.

Violent J: I grew up in Detroit. We don’t have pelicans on every corner. We don’t have giraffes walking down the street. Anybody ever stood next to a giraffe, tell me that’s not a miracle? This thing that’s yellow and polka-dotted, spotted, it has a dinosaur neck? If you look at a giraffe and think, “Well, they’ve been here for millions of years, no big deal,” that’s your loss, man. I feel bad for anybody that’s numb to all that.

Shaggy 2 Dope: At the Detroit Zoo now, you can feed the giraffes. Last week, I took my kids and a friend to the zoo, and it wasn’t open. I was like, man, I want to feed a giraffe. Getting that close to some crazy-looking animal that only lives in Africa and Detroit? It’s not every day you just get to marinate with a giraffe, man.

Violent J: To me, I’d rather be the dumbed-down guy appreciating everything than the guy who knows everything and doesn’t appreciate [anything].

Wld love to see them talk giraffs with Lamarck.

Are Juggalos generally non-violent? If so, I'd say they've got a leg up on organized religion with this whole "just marinating with the mystery" thing.

mmmmm marinated giraffe

i can just see dude rushing to wikipedia to learn up on magnets as soon as the video went viral
"nobody's gonna magnet punk ME; I can tell you that"

as has been pointed out, it's less their wonderment at giraffes and magnets and more that they've just now felt the need to start celebrating the little things. And why giraffes and magnets? Why not Brahms and Picasso? Is it only the works of God that deserve the ICP treatment? Why not the works of man?
WHY NOT I ASK YOU?

fucking artists, how do they work

"Are Juggalos generally non-violent?"
They are at least into fake violence (wrestling, ninjas)
I'm not sure how they are a leg up on organized religion when they are explicitly Christian.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vjib6OQN1qbb5y3o1_500.jpg

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2emxsJ9Bh1qb25dg.jpg

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/

Oh man, NSFW:

http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/05/photo-some-juggalo-bro-pours-popular-juggalo-soda-faygo-all-over-female-juggalo-titties.html

I wonder if there are people who are Juggalos ironically.

Brian Fellow: Come on, a rock that pulls metal towards it or pushes it away? Yeah, it has to do with the magnetic polar caps and stuff. But for real? Come on, man. You’re just holding a U-shaped thing that pushes metal away or attracts metal or something. The North and South Pole makes a rock magnetic, and if you touch a piece of metal with it, that becomes magnetic? That’s crazy.

That video should be in the I'M STILL SO FUCKING APPALED thread

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/07/counterproestt3-1279836983.jpg

From an anti-Fr3d Ph3lps protest at the San Diego ComicCon.

http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/facepainted-juggalos-30828051/

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e12/juggalo-facepaint.5215648.87.jpg

is actually p dope

also +points to anyone without a neckbeard.

this story is full of priceless quotes:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/index.html?iref=allsearch

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e12/juggalo-facepaint.5215662.87.jpg

is the worst.

NSFW
http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/naked-juggalettes-nsfw-30847080/
NSFW

aside from hers being less hairy, miss mohawk in the second picture has a virtually identical torso to mine ;_;

Oh this is not good. This is not good at all.

I am 22 pics in and just . . . ;_;.

And yet I do plan to look at all 50, yes.

#20 is just : /

25

O_O

#25, christ...xpost!

proper comment for #45:

"I'd pay to un-see this"

oh right, i guess it's just comments on all the photos. still, #45 is just OOO_OOO

OH MY GOD I JUST GOT TO 45.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whats the deal with the fucking badges

There is a part of me that wants to give these lettes props for being confident enough to, uh, let it all hang out but I'm not really sure that confidence is what is behind this and on the other hand just . . . no.

i realize that is a pedestrian concern in comparison to wtf is wrong with these people in general but i like to start with easy quantifiable questions and work my way up xpost

Only up to #14. I dunno, man. :-/

downstate illinois is the center of the ICP fanbase venn diagram

I like the freedom these women exhibit.

Sugar Bear (Shaggy 2 Dope), a streetwise detective from San Francisco, is brought to New York City by its chief of police (John G. Brennan) to take down Big Baby Sweets (Violent J), a notorious crime lord who controls the entirety of the city's criminal underworld. With the help of Officer Harry Cox (Harland Williams), a wildly inept patrolman, as well as some timely assistance by Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore), Sugar Bear sets off to bring down Sweets' evil empire. This task is made difficult by Sweets' entourage: his ineffectual right-hand men Big Stank (Jamie Madrox) and Lil' Poot (Monoxide Child), his personal security ninja Hack Benjamin (Robert Bruce), a pair of stealthy Magic Ninjas, and Cactus Sac (Mick Foley).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Money_Hustlas

I looked at most of the other slideshow pics last night (the general ones) and no matter how many times I see pics from this it's still mind boggling. I kept wondering how many future juggalos were conceived during that weekend and exactly how many new STIs acquired.

Okay, no. I looked at three pictures. Then started wondering what the hell I was doing with my life.

"A follow-up, Big Money Rustlas, is planned for release, and will be based in the Western genre."

#19 is actually a bit scary!