rolling stupid fruity crazy swag thread

i just assumed that DaVinci was one of those lyrical nah right cats

thanks to deej's review i now know more about a new rapper. that should happen more often

xp gone hate gone hate gone hate

On Wednesday I was hanging out with my sister buying a shower curtain at Wal-Mart and in the check-out line I started singing Drake to my sister and the cash register person. The cash register person said,

"You sing good Drake."

Then we went to the parking lot with all our shower gear and as we were getting into our car, these two girls were getting out of theirs, and one of them said to me,

"Hey, I have two Drake tickets for tonight but I can't go. Would you guys like them, like, for free?"

OH MAN! If I hadn't've had so much school work I definitely would've taken my sister to Drake!

The next day in class I asked all everyone whether they went to see Drake. I sang a little for them and they were all very respectful and appreciative. Then a girl in back caught the idea that we were talking about DRAKE and she said,

"I was there! He brought this girl up on stage, and he was pulling her hair back, and kissing on her neck."

"That sounds gross," somebody said.

"Whatever, I wish it was me!" I think everyone felt that way. They all wanted to be breathed on by Drake and have their necks kissed. I know I did. Or that could've been my sister! She'd've had such a thrill up there with Drake.

The girl in my class said Birdman was there and that the evening all around was super sexy. Then people started talking about Akon.

you write weird madlibs

Thanks. It is a TRUE story.

The next day in class I asked all everyone whether they went to see Drake. I sang a little for them and they were all very respectful and appreciative.

upload?

looool

can i just

Birdman was there and that the evening all around was super sexy

http://uppitybastard.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/birdman-redjersey300.jpg

http://uppitybastard.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/birdman-redjersey300.jpg

uppitybastard

i dreamed drake read my hateful jukebox review and got me arrested by the pop police

i dreamed that too

Oh, I thought about Birdman's face when I was writing that sentence, but probably should've made two sentences. Girl was excited about Birdman, though. She called him "the Birdman."

what his lips r cute

The Way We Rap Now

This cut didn’t make the album because they couldn’t clear the Coldplay sample.

one would have thought chris martin would have intervened personally, thought he was down!

even enya let the fugees sample her, once she was assured they weren't "gangsta rappers" of course

this is the smoothest shit ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW8GWN52uoQ

I like that someone has finally does something useful with that Love Movement flanged rhodes sound

does done

aw shit

New Dizzee Rascal song in the same vein as "Dance Wiv Me" is great fun. Only a radio rip around now, but does Dizzee does feel-good party jams better than most these days. Really liking it.

Er, called "Dirtee Disco." Its hooks is pretty non-existent, but Dizzee's charm and the beat are what you're showing up for, anyways.

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ivan vanko flame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtecKaWJxcE

man jacka snaps on this -- is that a coldplay sample

on these streets leave a n---- smoked errytime /
sellin dope, but hearin hope in erry line

i might add this one to the Jacka POX tho -- holy fukk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtUKP2iss4

pocket full a paper, high speed in my scraper
the mob fuckin wit a hundred rounds in the cater
the yay boys and the jack man we some playas
you could never be greater, they votin jacka for mayor

they say when you returnin with a new release jacka
i love the game, then the streets, then the rappin come after

the amount of swag in that verse is just like ... jesus. dudes personality just explodes from the track

lol @ the amount of swag in that verse

didn't you have a thread specifically for this stuff

swag explosion all over deej :-/

kind of wondering what rap a shipley is listening to these days since he only posts in this thread to complain abt youtubes

imo jacka verses are the definitive http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badassbuddy_com-slowburner.gif

first quarter's always slow for rap full-lengths, but newish stuff i've been listening to: the styles p./green lantern, yelawolf, freeway, fab's gangsta grillz, jay electronica, a bunch of baltimore stuff as usual.

damn, I forgot to check out the fab tape

a fucking coldplay sample? srs hiphop, pull it out yr fuckin arse.

tbrr coldplay samples are more hiphop than half the shit u jock no challops

the fab type is nice if youre feeling some non-grocery bag punchline rap

i think he does a few ellipses lines, but for the most part they're funny and don't feel too much like biting

Is there any definitive jerk mixtapes going around? I'm getting sick of trawling youtube clips.

what, like Boner Jams '03?

did that take you 4 minutes to google 40 yr virgin quotes?

wow sorry i wasn't more prompt, didn't realize the egg timer was on

:)

I don't know if it's "definitive", but this is pretty good.
http://www.discobelle.net/2010/02/14/brodinski-my-jerk-mixtape/

tbrr coldplay samples are more hiphop than half the shit u jock no challops

― it ain't trickin if yo gotti (The Reverend), Saturday, April 24, 2010 4:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

what the fuck is this about

ha sorry, I drank a lot last night.

I think my line of logic was rappers be lovin coldplay

So there's a Jackie chain and juelz Santana show but I'd have to sit through Cory gunz and talib kweli (and Lloyd banks who im neutral about)