amy winehouse - C or D? [RIP 7/23/11]

Does no one overdose anymore?

RIP big man

I wish they started just eating the mice at the end.
They can't even commit to making the weirdness interesting.

C DUMMIES

JAZZIZMS FUCK THAT SHE STRAIGHT HOT

SOUL

AMY Winehouse faces ruin after being caught on camera revelling in SEX in a public place, out of her head in a CRACK den and singing an astonishing RACIST chant.

Our fucking press, jesus christ it's embarrassing.

PILLS --->

Our fucking press pop stars, jesus christ it's embarrassing.

-- chap, Monday, June 9, 2008 9:41 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Jesus frackin' Christ--yer watching someone die in slow motion.

Doesn't the UK have some sort of forced intervention thing?

Couldn't Amy be arrested for attempted homicide of Amy Winehouse?

*smh*

good thing the uk has no racism or this might be offensive

aka the amy winehouse bottle opener revive

TBF that was some junior school playground level racism there.

I asked Morrissey about it, he said he was appalled.

it does lack the subtlety of a good racist charicature

It was just a list of offensive racial slurs. I was waiting for the punchline. Wtf was that about?

its the drugs what are racist

at our school it had a line about je... sike

But she is a je!

Someone please go on Okayplayer and ask ?uestlove why he's so keen to promote the career of a racist. That sounds like it'd be a pretty good troll thread.

Y'know since Phil won't play ball I'm ready to start a "send me on trolling missions to comedy messageboards" thread.

lol if only this had happened BEFORE our prac crit exam

Someone please go on Okayplayer and ask ?uestlove why he's so keen to promote the career of a racist. That sounds like it'd be a pretty good troll thread.

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, June 9, 2008 4:24 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

good use of 77

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7457781.stm

So, anyroad, she's been dashed to hospital after fainting.

But you know when the story is told and they do the recap on things that have happened recently? That takes about 40% of the total space...

.. and concludes with ...

The singer's hits include Rehab - including the refrain "they tried to make me go to rehab/ I said no, no, no" - and Back to Black, the title track from her current album.

C, needs better drugs

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7468655.stm

Singer Amy Winehouse has the lung disease emphysema, possibly caused by smoking crack cocaine and cigarettes, her father has said.

Mitch Winehouse told the Sunday Mirror his daughter has early stage emphysema and an irregular heartbeat.

"Doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs, it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her," he said.

Emphysema is a progressive lung condition which leaves sufferers struggling for breath.

"She's got emphysema - it's in its early stages, but had it gone on for another month they painted a very vivid picture of her sitting there like an old person with a mask on her face struggling to breathe," Mr Winehouse said.

'Stay away'

"With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70% lung capacity."

Mr Winehouse also called for his daughter's drug dealers and circle of drug addict pals to stay away from her.

"I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility," he said.

"I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either. What hope does she have if people are taking drugs around her?"

A spokesman for Winehouse said: "If that's what Mitch says, that's what he says. It sounds right."

The 24-year-old fell ill last week after fainting at her London home.

She is due to perform at the Glastonbury Festival and Nelson Mandela concert this weekend.

Emphysema is caused by gradual damage to the structure of the lungs, which makes it harder to exhale.

It usually affects older people as it is due to culmulative damage over a long period, such as a lifetime of smoking.

RIP big man

A spokesman for Winehouse said:

I. AM. YOUR AUTOMATIC LOVER. AUTOMATIC LOVER.
I. AM. YOUR AUTOMATIC LOVER. AUTOMATIC LOVER.
I. AM. YOUR AUTOMATIC LOVER. AUTOMATIC LOVER.
I. AM. YOUR AUTOMATIC LOVER. AUTOMATIC LOVER.

God help us if she dies an early death, she will be immortalized in the Canon forever.

i.e., Kurt Cobain with a vagina.

She has emphysema and she's almost blind. Just had to say that.

God help us if she dies an early death, she will be immortalized in the Canon forever.

-- stephen

yeah thats total horseshit & i am kinda tired of reading this kinda crap about rock/pop stars

i get the appeal of watching the circus but when it turns deadly i dont really see the fun of it anymore

Yeah, this actually really sucks.

^^^^

It's our fault! We bought her albums and gave her more money than some disaster-prone twentysomethings know what to do with, just like cobain and the other young dead stars :-(

disaster prone is disaster prone whether you got cash flow or not

True.

It's our fault!

oh do me a fucking favour.

I blame hstencil.

xpost i'll do you a favour, direct you towards the dictionary and look up "humor".

Completely recovered from terminal illness miracle shock!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7470972.stm

I love Wino definite classic. She already acts like some old lovelorn jazz singer with big hair and an even bigger voice who sits around inhaling cigarettes and drinking whiskey while singing in some old dive. Cliche but I loves her.

i coulda sworn she acts more like a total fucking trainwreck

who sits around inhaling cigarettes crack cocaine and drinking whiskey while singing [/s]in some old dive.[/s] at the Grammy Awards

sorry; fucked up the BB Code; got distracted shooting viral video featuring baby mice

who sits around inhaling cigarettes crack cocaine and drinking whiskey while singing [/s]in some old dive.[/s] at the Grammy Awards
this is true tho.
Wino atm is a fiendish crack hag that needs to fix herself up sharpish but she'll come back. I love how she's all ghetto prison wife "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAKE"
She's a cartoon.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/21471244/up_all_night_with_amy_winehouse

I ask her about Doherty. "We're just good friends," she says. "I asked Pete to do a concept EP, and he made this face, he looked at me like I'd pooed on the floor. He wouldn't do it. We're just really close."