Ke$ha: Classic or Dud?

Nicely done.

there's a lot of animosity towards Kesha, not just here, I kinda get it and I kinda don't. Musically she's a lot like Katy Perry who hasn't been on the receiving end of nearly as much haterade so I assume most of it comes from the fact that she dresses like a homeless 90s club kid that makes people hate her so much. [...]

― musically, Wednesday, April 14, 2010 8:48 PM Bookmark

I sorta think this is basically accurate (the vexation heaped on "homeless 90s club kid" look-and-feel) but to be fair, Katy Perry got/gets plenty of haterade on ILM! It's been a while but I seem to recall the original I Kissed A Girl thread throwing down some real negativity.

I think Ke$ha's problems boil down to, the songs are pretty good but the persona is galling. Right? Like, I want my dumb party pop songs to come from people who sound like you'd actually want to party with them. Except to the extent that Ke$ha is constantly promising casual sex in the near future, I can't imagine wanting to hang out with her - - - she comes off as loud, brassy in a bad way, full of herself, convinced she's funnier than she is, etc.... I mean these are basically the reasons I'm not so drawn to hang out with most 20-year-olds these days but really, her self-builtbrand is "sleazy, drunken moron." Sidekick version of Fergie on "London Bridge." Is it really surprising that there are people that this doesn't appeal to?

Also, I mean, the "$."

(This is all just going on the songs/videos - haven't seen any interviews or anything like that.)

http://imgur.com/FBjfV.jpg

blitzkreig tok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg1qkChBCM

Example's cover of Tik Tok

:-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg1qkChBCMc

oh LOL it's not THAT bad, it's just like, hi it's me in a cape singing my ok song (!!)

― la senora (surm), Thursday, April 22, 2010 12:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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still don't know how/why these exist, but the cooly g and untold remixes of "tik tok" lift the original out of "unlistenable garbage" into "interesting curio" territory (if not "actually amazing") - both are prob on autopilot-for-pay but it just shows how far you can go after a) removing some of the unnecessary autotune b) an actually interesting beat rather than rudimentary electrocrap c) treating ke$ha's vocals so that they're actually ON the beat rather than lurching around it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeQbV48gwTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqH8KiD8hjk

god the wolf howls annoy the fuck out of me though

that example cover is terrible but actually better than the original

what's frustrating is that i genuinely think there's an effective, fun club banger hiding inside that song - it just needs to be played totally straight and robo-diva-voiced. where are the PCDs when you need 'em.

Predicting you will have done a complete volte-face on Ke$ha in 12 months' time.

that will be up to her innit. 100% sure i won't have done a volte-face on anything she's released to date - nothing even has the earworm factor that eg "poker face" did when i still hated it

Predicting you will have done a complete volte-face on Ke$ha in 12 months' time.

― Matt DC, Friday, April 23, 2010 11:20 AM Bookmark

for a second read this as some sexual euphemism i wasn't familiar with

Xpost the literal middle school talent show video of Kesha singing "Karma Police" is actually less awkward than "Tik Tok" on SNL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIHDGDzVwK4

cracked up at the pronunciation of "keh dollar sign ha" on SNL last night

I've been laying low cause I figured I wore out my Ke$ha-love welcome on the "worth it" thread, but she is SO CLASSIC. Here's my recent review at Burnside Writers' Collective. I quoted Lex and ILXOR! Also agree with Doctor Casino above, "I can't imagine wanting to hang out with her." And yet...

i get this weird canadian vibe from her

is it shaped like a maple leaf?

the johnny rotten and guns'n'roses comparisons make so much sense to me. they fucking suck too, and in similar ways.

nah it's like when i remember traveling to canada a long time ago and watching that Much Music station...i think they have to play a certain amount of canadian artists, so there were all these groups that totally seemed like popular artists but something was just...off...slightly

like they seemed like the mr.pibbs to the u.s. groups' dr. pepper....sorta like that robin sparkles character on how i met your mother

when i first saw ke$sha's video it seemed like canada trying to make a modern post britney/gaga/xtina/LA clusterfuck club scene type pop star

;_; I thought that was a pretty good vibrator joke

hahahaha i'm just dumb dude, don't worry

oh yeah Our Lady Peace, that was one of the groups i was trying to think of

i get this weird canadian vibe from her

I thought you were saying this because her voice she reminds you of "it's like Rayaaaaain onyer wedding day, it's the free riiiiiiiiiii--" type stuff

nah it's like when i remember traveling to canada a long time ago and watching that Much Music station...i think they have to play a certain amount of canadian artists, so there were all these groups that totally seemed like popular artists but something was just...off...slightly

at first i didn't know what you were getting at w/ the canadian thing, but now that you explain it like that, i think you're OTM. it like she's going through the motions of being a big artist, when she's not really at that point yet.

there's a show on much right now called "disband," where they take a canadian band, make them work with a songwriter/producer in order to prep a song of theirs for a performance. they play that song live in front of said judges (mostly industry reps), and then they are told whether or not they should remain a band. it's quite entertaining to watch, but the bands that "win" go on to minor successes, and now there are around 2-3 that are just bombarding the airwaves. it's awful, because all they did was win a contest, but because they're canadian, they get an amount of play on the radio and on tv that's on par with some of the biggest american acts.

Cancon, Canadian content -- that requirement, I mean, whereby a certain amount of Canadian acts have to be aired/broadcast.

borntohula otm.

wait tik tok was US number one for NINE weeks??

tik tok don't stop

they seemed like the mr.pibbs to the u.s. groups' dr. pepper.

Mr Pibbs has a wicked sour cherry flavour that's totally off the chain. Never had the original.

Oh, wait, was this thread about something?

i get the Canadian vibe too but assumed it was a deliberate meta-Degrassi 80s reference, like she's one of Dylan's slutty girlfriends from Fifteen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mzL56ZRXYc

o ffs

Simpsons lipsync tiktok

haha wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR_qa3Ohwls

okay, so the song's kinda insubstantial but i'm finding it hard to hate on this - - can basically accept ke$ha as high school radiohead nerd that secretly believes her spirit animal is a mermaid from Yellow Submarine.

Ke$sha's like a MadTV version of a pop star

also she's tall

i like the elephant

All fartin hearts out its nose.

i really don't like kesha's voice i find that it makes me want to vomit

This is K-classic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7QPCCwui8

kla$sic

I submit. As of now, I'm fully committed to Animal and Cannibal both, whenever I'm not halted by listening to "We R Who We R" on a loop.

so apparently I heard Tik Tok a million times last year but never realized it was Ke$ha. The chorus is irresistible but god CHICK QUIT FAUX-RAPPING U SUK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1_CUYFODSk

this is one of the most aesthetically bankrupt mp3s of all time

Dunno, glitter on the floor is p hardcore.

feel sad for millionaires that their innovations were so quickly co-opted and sullied by mnstrmrs like k3$h

Ke$ha might be attractive if she didn't resemble Daryl Hannah's character from Clan of the Cave Bear

omg Take It Off is terrible. why would anybody think co-opting the generic snake charmer melody+auto-tune = a pop classic?

that song is just embarrassing. it sounds like a cut from the soundtrack to a disney channel original movie... or maybe nickelodeon.