― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (Fabfunk), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― dr.bricks, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link
S
― Essdot, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 07:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― robots in love (robotsinlove), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 09:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Emancipation of Baaderonixx (KERERU 4 LIFE!) (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 09:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― kit brash (kit brash), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link
R. is going to be on Access Granted on BET on Wednesday at 7:30 for the making of the "Trapped" video!
― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link
well here we are, four of us in total shock, me and heri close my mouth, swallow spitcuz i'm thinking to myself, this is some deep shitthen i said, "so you're gonna tell me he's the one you've been talking to?"he says yes, i says no, he says yes, i says no, he says, "it's the truth"i yell, "all a y'all ass-crazy, let me up out this door, because this is way more than i bargained for."and then she says "wait, i'm sure we can all fix this."and then i said, "i'm late, plus i don't got a damn thing to do with this."and then she said, "but wouldn't you like to know how it all began?"then i thought to myself and said, "quick, you got three minutes."and then it got real quiet, i said, "somebody start talkin'"then she said, "my god, rufus, i've got just one question:how could you do something like this? i'm so hurt."then he looked at her and said "it's ... please, you've got nerves.with all your club-hoppin', lyin', sayin' you was shopping,and now here you are in our home, and you callin' me wrong."she said, "ok, you busted me, and that much i agree, you've caught me cheating, but this is a little extreme!"he said, "you are my wife, sleeping behind my back, and now i come home and you've got him in the closet, how extreme is that?"she says, "but she's a he!"then he said, "please you can't judge me."she says, "rufus, this is crazy."and i said, "stop arguing! i did not stay here to hear y'all chew each other out! so get to the point, or i swear i'm out!""excuse me, please, but i think i can explain what's going on in here. my name is chuck, and i've been knowin' rufus 'bout a year. creepin' around with him has been a livin' hell. sneakin' in and out of hotels..."i said, "brother, spare me the detail"and then rufus said, "chuck please, don't say nothin' else"and then she screams, "rufus you son of a bitch!"and he says "kathy go to hell"i said "i thought your name was mary, that's what you said at the party. man, this is gettin' scary, i'm gonna shoot somebody."then rufus start yellin' and screamin', sayin' "kathy this is all your fault!"she throws a pillow at him and says "you was creepin' too, the only difference is you didn't get caught"chuck scream out "we're in love"kathy says "love my ass!"rufus said [they're gettin' married] [?]then i shoot one in the airthen i say "not another one of you sons of bitches say a word, cuz all of this shit i'm gonna do is unheard."grab my [sailor] [?], sayin' "this is so wrong"call up my home and a man picks up the phone.
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link
lol. surely they all end up steppin' to the Lord or somethin' (till 6 in the mo'ning).thinkin about it, in part 1 he says it's seven in the morning. as he always seems to party til 6, how could he drive to the lady's place, have some sex in the kitchen and wake up at 7 ??
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link
and i have this to gmail to anyone upon request
― lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― jones (actual), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 24 May 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link
"Oh hey, secret gay lover... what? You need me to come over to your house? Right now? But isn't your wife there? Um. Okay. Hello? Oh, hi everybody. Hello guy with a gun. Allow me to explain..."
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Also, I really hope this leads to a series of other serial songs in which we find Kells stuck in new and increasingly claustrophobic sticky situations.
Stay tuned for the June 2008 release of R. Kelly's "Caught in the Crapper", the August 2010 "The Breadbox Boondoggle" and the smash summer hit of 2015: "Get Me Out of This Ziploc, Bitch"
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link
1. someone - probably R. - is going to end up dead at the end of this2. this is all going to turn into a party-ruining object lesson about infidelity
i hope i am wrong.
― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― jones (actual), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link
Cathy!http://espn.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/vivica_fox.jpg
Rufus!http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/6/4/1-20558.jpg
Chuck!http://uk.geocities.com/a1kc_radio/images_comedy/a1kc_DamonWayans.jpg
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link