WORST album Cover EVER!!!

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I think it's the nostrils.

original bgm, Sunday, 15 December 2002 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I LOVE the King Crimson cover! Incidentally, the artist died of a heart attack (at the age of 27) within a year of its release.

Joe (Joe), Sunday, 15 December 2002 02:10 (twenty-three years ago)

could someone who's better than me
(i.e. anyone) at putting pictures onto
computers put up
'fanx, ta-ra' by sad cafe.

too horrible for words, esp. the cap.

piscesboy, Sunday, 15 December 2002 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc900/c993/c993227508b.jpg

Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 15 December 2002 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

AMEN

B, Sunday, 15 December 2002 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

All the rekkid covers in this thread are all off the chain

Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 15 December 2002 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd700/d701/d701635e49l.jpg

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 15 December 2002 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Poppy (poppy), Sunday, 15 December 2002 06:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000070TC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 December 2002 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004TCQ1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 December 2002 07:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003S1Q.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 December 2002 07:03 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000066RO2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 December 2002 07:05 (twenty-three years ago)

That or Pat Green has to take the fucking cake. Like what the fuck is Gary Beers pointing at? And where did Hutch get that awful fucking ring? HURRRRK. HURK.

I really only put a KJ one in there to piss off Alex so he'd call me a cretin.

Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 December 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Can anyone find a more repulsive album cover than "Sweet Sixteen" from Royal Trux?

http://www005.upp.so-net.ne.jp/bach/images/sweetsixteen.jpg

Marshall Stax (Marshall Stax), Sunday, 15 December 2002 09:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, Poppy beat me to it!

Marshall Stax (Marshall Stax), Sunday, 15 December 2002 09:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.gregsgrooves.com/images/blindfth.jpg

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 15 December 2002 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000002MIB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 15 December 2002 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000W7U.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

JoB (JoB), Sunday, 15 December 2002 11:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.no-colours-records.de/bilder/releases/thors_gross.jpg
This is so wrong...

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 15 December 2002 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.io.com/~dork/pics/recpics5/littlejoe.jpg

Curt (cgould), Sunday, 15 December 2002 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

http://column.daum.net/Column-bin/Bbs.cgi/ssalad/dwn/zka/B2-kBYRo/qqfdnum/11/qqsubno/16/qqfname/visceralevisceration.jpg
A woman in a meat grinder. Classy.

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 15 December 2002 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Some of these are great, though!

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 15 December 2002 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002JK0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 15 December 2002 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/images/a/andrew-wk/i-get-wet.gif

dyson (dyson), Sunday, 15 December 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, this thread really took off!

I love the King Crimson one, as jarring as it is. I also love..er...LOVELESS. I think it's the perfect visual accompaniment to the album (it looks like it sounds).

Tom Millar must be smitten repeatedly with a mallet, once again, for citing the Joke (not least a cover I happen to love...is Jaz laughing, crying, having a spazz out? Why aren't the boys behind him reacting?)

Black Sabbath's PARANOID's cover is so bad that it's wonderful.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 December 2002 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Ugly ugly ugly...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002JLC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Joe (Joe), Sunday, 15 December 2002 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ashra.com/covers/1751in1.jpg

JFP, Sunday, 15 December 2002 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre900/e961/e961663h3u3.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 15 December 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Always found this vaguely tasteless...but maybe that's intentional?

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc300/c355/c35533ae73u.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 December 2002 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

man, some of these are among my favourite sleeves ever! (RTX, MBV, Mag Fields..)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 December 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001IRB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

When the above album came out (NOFX), I was writing for a crappy music mag called THE NEW REVIEW OF RECORDS (don't look for it, it's long gone), but I was sent a copy of this album and a promo poster......which is an alternate version of the cover in which the famer was 69'ing with the sheep. It was rough, lemme tell ya.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

farmer, not famer

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc300/c308/c308112oo19.jpg

In this case, both the album and the cover were dire.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f575/f57500jx0vo.jpg

Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.cox.net/tylero1/ripperr.jpg

Icy Hot Stuntaz about 10 years early. No Joke.

Sonic Force "Do It Like This/Give Some Pump 12"" 1992, Rip'n Records.

tylero, Monday, 16 December 2002 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Way to pose in front of the ugliest Mustang model ever, fellas! 100% PURE BLOOD AMERICAN YeeeEEEE!!

Tom Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 December 2002 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc000/c012/c012192a95r.jpg
What I want to know is how did this photo of Ricardo Montalban after a 3 week moonshine bender end up on the front a Cure album?

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I know it's MEANT to be crap, but still...

http://www.dragcity.com/catalog/records/dc161.jpg

James Ball (James Ball), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Always thought this was pretty grim...

http://www.earacherecords.org/images/cd_covers/mosh006a.jpg

James Ball (James Ball), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually kinda like that Smog cover....`cos it's so "what the fuck?" inspiring.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 December 2002 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/hated1984/everysong

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops. http://www.geocities.com/hated1984/everysong

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Fun Stuff;
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f166/f16662gwqe4.jpg


christoff (christoff), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf600/f614/f61458f9n0i.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned and Marshall Stax: "good photographer" for Isn't Anything cover = Joe Dilworth, doesn't it? (I.e., one-time Stereolabber deemed "strange and lovely" in Saint Etienne's "Mario's Cafe.")

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

, Monday, 16 December 2002 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, for reference:

http://www.2112online.com/nantucket/images/sleeve1.jpg

messiahwannabe, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

the post to which i refer, and all 7 album covers

messiahwannabe, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:59 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.dirrtyremixes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tn-fareastmovement-turnupthelove-300x300.jpg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 August 2012 11:29 (thirteen years ago)

Lovesexy is the worst album cover of all time.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 5 August 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

mr. snrub is the worst challopian of all time

defriend the undefriendable (how's life), Sunday, 5 August 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.themusicninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/clarity-e1349294386321.jpeg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 17 February 2013 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://djpromotion.com.pl/image/o/3071.jpg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

In 1989, CBS Records had the nerve to release The Wizard of Oz soundtrack on CD with this cover, evidently drawn for a junior high school art class and bought at a garage sale for a dollar:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZM4P4HZKL.jpg

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Nuclear_Assault_Something_Wicked.jpg

how's life, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 12:41 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

:( and i really like lady leshurr as well, but..

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SD9fVIJuL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 November 2013 10:19 (twelve years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.altnewspaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mastodon-once-more-round-the-sun.jpg

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

Cover connections!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e323/zyklon-b-zombie/k.jpg

Tuomas, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 07:05 (eleven years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/Tails_of_Illusion.jpg

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 08:45 (eleven years ago)

Koxbox & Fox

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 10:20 (eleven years ago)

The last three are great.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 13:11 (eleven years ago)

Looking at a cover offerede for Atomic basie and it does look like a cheap knock off of the cover I'm familiar with it having. I have it with a picture of the mushroom cloud from an atomic blast , not with the photo of an older Basie over it.
I can't see what the image somebody claimed it looked like a cheap knock off of since the image URL is dead. Not sure fi the cover I'm familiar with was the original one but the lp's late 50s isn't it? SO it'd be likely to be one of the earlier ones using an image like that if it was.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

THere are some odd choices in the rest of this thread, the one that comes to mind is Ege Bamyasi. Thunk it was a really great use of found art myself.

I'm assuming that that was just a can of a widely available product that had been photographed and stuck on the cover. Since i thought I''d heard something along the lines of one of the band members coming across such a can with their band name which I think means 'Life'or 'ánima' or something to that effect in Turkish. & that was why there was a firm making healthy food products for presumably the predominantly turkish market of which that was an example.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 14:13 (eleven years ago)

I think Nantucket are my favourite band that I've never heard.

a proclamation of tortoise intent (ultros ultros-ghali), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

One I dont really understand is the INXS 'X' cover - its now the 90s, you're at your post-Kick commercial zenith, toured stadiums, and are proper adults and everything..

Why the fuck would you put out a cover like that?

(And I like the singles)

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/qcVBnqE.jpg

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:11 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, that's remarkably lol

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:13 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.recordsbymail.com/uploads/4-7-15-2/48474.jpg

seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 19 December 2015 21:20 (ten years ago)

who the fuck are stoney & meatloaf btw?

seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 19 December 2015 21:21 (ten years ago)

shit it is *that* meat loaf isn't it? ps any good?

seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 19 December 2015 21:25 (ten years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaun_Murphy_%28singer%29

And Meatloaf is Meatloaf, dude.

stupid children forever (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 December 2015 21:26 (ten years ago)

met in the detroit production of 'hair' apparently, and listening to the music it does sound like it's born out of the theatre. wonder who mr loaf felt about being visually represented by a rissole

seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 19 December 2015 21:39 (ten years ago)

is it common knowledge that Meat Loaf was signed to Motown? because I had no idea.

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Saturday, 19 December 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)

it was on a motown subsidiary - rare earth records (same label as 70s era r. dean taylor & toe fat)

seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 19 December 2015 21:59 (ten years ago)

ah, well that makes it slightly less strange. I know Motown diversified a lot in the '70s.

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Saturday, 19 December 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)

it's not ever the original cover for the record... this is a reissue.

new noise, Saturday, 19 December 2015 22:10 (ten years ago)

*even

new noise, Saturday, 19 December 2015 22:11 (ten years ago)

that fucking meal looks like a reissue iykwim

seb mooczag (NickB), Saturday, 19 December 2015 22:15 (ten years ago)

just scanning through this, def some weird picks. A Farewell to Kings? Daydream Nation? really?

akm, Saturday, 19 December 2015 22:27 (ten years ago)

the worst cover in recent memory is the Yeah Yeah Yeahs one for mosquito. Have they done anything since?

akm, Saturday, 19 December 2015 22:27 (ten years ago)

wonder who mr loaf felt about being visually represented by a rissole

He'd be like "what's a rissole, man?" Because he's AMERICAN.

stupid children forever (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 20 December 2015 01:09 (ten years ago)

Earholes, eyeholes & pissholes iirc

seb mooczag (NickB), Sunday, 20 December 2015 01:35 (ten years ago)


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