― Sharnk, Sunday, 17 October 2004 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 17 October 2004 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link
from that Nirvana song. I've stood by that for years.
― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Sunday, 17 October 2004 11:03 (nineteen years ago) link
What is should be: "To touch your face in the morning light.I hope you're always gonna be alright."
What is: "To touch your face in the morning light.I hope you're always gonna be around."
― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 29 April 2005 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 29 April 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link
Wouldn't an earmuff factory be weirder and better?
― The Mad Puffin, Friday, 29 April 2005 13:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Eric B. and Rakim: "Microphone Fiend"Heard: "See it's sort of an addiction/Magnetized like Nixon"Actual: "Magnetized by the mixing"
The Cars: "Bye Bye Love"Heard: "Substitution asked Confucious, 'What's inside your head?'"Actual: "Substitution, mass confusion, clouds inside your head"
Beck: "Hell Yes"Heard: "Fax machine anthems/Get your tan pants on"Actual: "Fax machine anthems/Get your damn hands up"
― mike a, Friday, 29 April 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― mike a, Friday, 29 April 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link
I heard..It's starting to rainPapa went of sailing
(don't know if that would even be possible in English..)
― Ludo (Ludo), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Real lyrics:"They say and end can be startFeels like I'm burried and yet I'm still alive"
Heard:"They say a man can be a starFeels like the barbarians are still alive"
― djangojones (djangojones), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 April 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― mike a, Friday, 29 April 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link
Rak-imitateFollow the leaderRak-imitate
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link
"The smell of my dick has put my spine out of place"
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link
I wanna new Drug/Weatherwall made me sickThey say the heart of Rock & Roll is forbiddenYou'll say anything to a butterfly (this is it)
― PappaWheelie, Friday, 29 April 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link
"Little Red Corvette"- "Girl you've got a dash like I've never seen."
"Her Strut"-"Oh, they do respect her, but/They love to watch her strut."
"Short and Curlies"- "It's too bad, she's got you by the boards/ And you can't break loose at all"
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Actual: "Consider this, the hint of the century"
Heard: "Consider this, the hint of the sins you weave"
― kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link
Heard: "True love is so hard to find / And it's right between your legs and mine"Actual: Lips.. Not Legs. Oh well.
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link
Heard: "Sitting in my room wasting away / Petting myself"Actual: "Sitting in my room wasting away / Cutting myself"
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ludo (Ludo), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Actual: "Faces turn to backs of heads and slowly get smaller"Heard: "Faces turn to bat heads and slowly get smaller"
― darin (darin), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link
Also, before they recorded it, I though REM's "Ages of You" was "Ancient History".
― Burr (Burr), Friday, 29 April 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Eric WK, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― the Dirt, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 10:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 10:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― braveclub, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― the Dirt, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― henry s, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― ógy, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alan, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― dlp9001, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― QuantumNoise, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Brad C., Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― novamax, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― andrew m., Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link
"You can dance / You can die / Having the time of your life"
― flappy bird, Friday, 17 August 2018 06:02 (five years ago) link
Spice Girls, Wannabe:
Actual: If you wannabe my lover, you got to get with my friendsMisheard: If you wannabe my lover, you got to get rid of my friends
― Valentijn, Friday, 17 August 2018 10:54 (five years ago) link
David Bowie, Diamond Dogs:
Actual: This ain't rock and roll, this is...genocide!Misheard: This ain't rock and roll, this is...jazz time!
I was 10 at the time, not sure I had even heard the word "genocide" before.
― henry s, Friday, 17 August 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link
Also:
Billy Squier, In The Dark
Actual: in the darkMisheard: Canada
Not by me, but by a girl I knew in high school, who used to sing "Can-a-da" during the chorus when it came on the radio, totally thinking that was the proper lyric.
― henry s, Friday, 17 August 2018 11:33 (five years ago) link
Metallica, The Unforgiven.
Actual: "Through constant pained disgrace". Misheard: "Bill Cosby faces disgrace".― chap, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 6:50 AM (eleven years ago)
prophetic
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Friday, 17 August 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link
In 1979 my mother confidently sang "Ginger lady!" when the Village People came on the radio.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
The Moodists Swingy GeorgeActual: "just a black coat flapping"Misheard: "It was a black hole dripping"
― badg, Friday, 17 August 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link