DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE ICP

clearly its obama who is down wit da clown then

gop has sided w/eminem

The most amazing thing about the Juggalo movement IMO is how people point and laugh at it, but whenever you read accounts of people actually spending time with these people they're all along the lines of "holy hell, I have never actually spent time amongst a more upbeat, friendly and helpful group of people in my entire life". Like, ICP is actually making folks into better people through ridiculous clown makeup and terrible music.

― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, April 9, 2010 12:34 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this reminds me of like 12th century travelogues when someone goes to the south of france when the whole country was heretics

― goole, Friday, April 9, 2010 12:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ha the other thing this made me think of... the juggalo phenomenon is begging for a straight-up midcentury marxist analysis -- "here is an entire population bodily and ideologically discarded by capital. they are ripe for organization, but look how easily they are beguiled by false consciousness and mysticism at it's most literally clownish"

^pelican^

socialism, how does it work

Are there affluent Juggalos in Bloomfield Hills?

On The Juggalo Question by Karl Marx

http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pelican-cell-phone.jpg

http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/lifestyle/pelican-at-idaho-zoo-swallows-cell-phone-237189.html

just another miracle

dying here

"Magically, the bird regurgitated it so it wouldn't harm him," zoo superintendent Bill Gersonde said.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/toc.jpg

well i guess this joke's over

i dunno did vice take a crack at it yet

http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/lifestyle/pelican-at-idaho-zoo-swallows-cell-phone-237189.html

^^^ This is my hometown. ICP played there a couple times when I was in high school, one of the v v v v v few bands that came to town (the others that visited while I was in high school were Megadeth and Marcy Playground). I think this is part of why they're bigger in nowheresville, too, is they'll actually play venues in the towns everywhere else skips.

did someone change this topic title to include 'in this bitch' or are we on some cosmic coincidence miracle shit here?

miracles (song) reminds if LFO (not the WARP idm band, the boy band) wrote the theme song to that kirk cameron banana video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

I bet Flights of the Conchords are pissed they didn't do this first.

From the "Hatchet Herald"

I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.

The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.

Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer

P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner.

omg i love them so much

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe.

srsly that letter sounds precisely like something one of my best HS buds would say and it is basically OTM

and yeah i get the whole pernicious thing about them hating science or w/e

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

"orgy of screensavers" is dope

wkiw

ICP taking the high road

~they always do~

followin' mark trail imo

Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.
think i'm going to go take this advice tbh

When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ cocks.

brb gonna go cook a dick 4 dinner

forksclovedick

hipster puppy dick

man these guys are on point lately:

Violent J: I know the stuff isn’t really miracles. I think we might have misused the word miracle. I think that might mean something that has happened with no explanation. These things we mentioned in the song, they can all be explained. But what we’re doing is appreciating them. Even the infamous line, “Magnets, how do they work?” I mean, yeah, we know how magnets work. But they’re still incredible. You can push something across the table without touching it. And as a kid, I found that fascinating. I still find that fascinating. [laughs]

Shaggy 2 Dope: Come on, a rock that pulls metal towards it or pushes it away? Yeah, it has to do with the magnetic polar caps and [stuff]. But for real? Come on, man. You’re just holding a U-shaped thing that pushes metal away or attracts metal or something. The North and South Pole makes a rock magnetic, and if you touch a piece of metal with it, that becomes magnetic? That’s crazy.

Violent J: I grew up in Detroit. We don’t have pelicans on every corner. We don’t have giraffes walking down the street. Anybody ever stood next to a giraffe, tell me that’s not a miracle? This thing that’s yellow and polka-dotted, spotted, it has a dinosaur neck? If you look at a giraffe and think, “Well, they’ve been here for millions of years, no big deal,” that’s your loss, man. I feel bad for anybody that’s numb to all that.

Shaggy 2 Dope: At the Detroit Zoo now, you can feed the giraffes. Last week, I took my kids and a friend to the zoo, and it wasn’t open. I was like, man, I want to feed a giraffe. Getting that close to some crazy-looking animal that only lives in Africa and Detroit? It’s not every day you just get to marinate with a giraffe, man.

Violent J: To me, I’d rather be the dumbed-down guy appreciating everything than the guy who knows everything and doesn’t appreciate [anything].

Wld love to see them talk giraffs with Lamarck.

Are Juggalos generally non-violent? If so, I'd say they've got a leg up on organized religion with this whole "just marinating with the mystery" thing.

mmmmm marinated giraffe

i can just see dude rushing to wikipedia to learn up on magnets as soon as the video went viral
"nobody's gonna magnet punk ME; I can tell you that"

as has been pointed out, it's less their wonderment at giraffes and magnets and more that they've just now felt the need to start celebrating the little things. And why giraffes and magnets? Why not Brahms and Picasso? Is it only the works of God that deserve the ICP treatment? Why not the works of man?
WHY NOT I ASK YOU?

fucking artists, how do they work

"Are Juggalos generally non-violent?"
They are at least into fake violence (wrestling, ninjas)
I'm not sure how they are a leg up on organized religion when they are explicitly Christian.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vjib6OQN1qbb5y3o1_500.jpg

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2emxsJ9Bh1qb25dg.jpg

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/

Oh man, NSFW:

http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/05/photo-some-juggalo-bro-pours-popular-juggalo-soda-faygo-all-over-female-juggalo-titties.html

I wonder if there are people who are Juggalos ironically.

Brian Fellow: Come on, a rock that pulls metal towards it or pushes it away? Yeah, it has to do with the magnetic polar caps and stuff. But for real? Come on, man. You’re just holding a U-shaped thing that pushes metal away or attracts metal or something. The North and South Pole makes a rock magnetic, and if you touch a piece of metal with it, that becomes magnetic? That’s crazy.

That video should be in the I'M STILL SO FUCKING APPALED thread

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/07/counterproestt3-1279836983.jpg

From an anti-Fr3d Ph3lps protest at the San Diego ComicCon.