letz talk abt gucci mane

i would love a prodigy-from-jail spoken word album

as long as it all comes out like that one interlude from The Infamous

now my benz is on shineys
but my donk is on crutches
the hummer's on eights just to make your bitch thirsty
outside now is a cutlass on butlass
it got so much pound ya girl eardrum busted
a schoolboy chevy and the rims are all mustard
a 66 muscle that is spinning down custard
the lamp in morley plasma needed more bubbles
ridin tinted windows cuz my fanbase double
i drop the top in the summer, bitches in trouble
before the door slam my 74 burnt rubber
lex light i seen the chick, candy red rover
pulled up, let the window down, pull over

now the outside's candy but the inside's ostrich
now ya homeboy's made it but the girl's still jockin
red light, red stop sign, no stoppin
quarterback d.u.b's it's time to keep goin
AC blowin feelin like it's snowin
now where i'm goin even i'm not knowin
it's your girlfriend and she damn sure knows it
she lookin in my car so i let the door open
i'm gettin chosen, baby girl's hopin
one mile later got baby girl chokin
real skinny tires got me slidin like loshes (?)
i seen the redbone in the earthtone lotus
i said i'm gucci mane la flare she said oh were you goin
i seen the redbone in the earthtone lotus
i said i'm gucci mane she said i'm already knowin

I DIDN'T DO THAT FEATURE WITH YOU CUZ YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT

her brain is superb
she from the suburbs
i'm from east atlanta
where we move them dirty birds
do i know you
if i owe you
pay you on the 33rd
got yo girlfriend clueless, speechless
starin, she can't say a word
he's alert
it's a flirt
in the club
on the chrip
in a skirt
with the purse
she remind me of my work
in my vert
lil one hurt
wanna murk
cuz i smirked
it's berserk
how she jerk
passin purp
like a nerf

what does the cover artwork of this look like?

http://cdn.nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/dj-holiday-gucci-mane-the-burrprint-2-hd-front-cover-450x450.jpg

i'm no amateur my money stretchin way past the perimeter
so hot i break thermometers, my cash go three kilometers
in front of you's a conqueror, please don't sit on my furniture
my niggas stand right next to me but your niggas up under ya

i know your life's boring, your mad cuz i'm touring
i'm in the studio till it's 9 in the morning
and i'm not even tired, look i'm not yawning
i'm headed to the airport, i got a performance
i'm hot and ya not, but shawty your warming
so watch out for these haters, ain't no money in warring
make em hate harder went they stop being worried
i'm the man in the clutch, call me gucci mane horry
cocaina shorty that's a whole nother story
cuz to a hood bitch, gucci's voice is euphoric
mic check, ice check, another recording
investments and other avenues i'm exploring

that verse right there is like a prime example to me of a. why gucci's a genius (duh) and b. why his mixtapes are more playable than anything of the past like 3 years

he doesn't say anything revelatory, but he sticks to pretty much one syllable and grinds it into the ground -- it's pretty incredible -- & of course there's his ability to melt words that don't fit the rhyme into this mold that he's chosen

i mean -- boring, touring, morning, yawning, performance, warming, warring, worried, horry, story, euphoric, recording, exploring -- & in one verse in the middle of the last song on his like 135th mixtape

http://www.theselby.com/3_19_10_CindyGallop/slides/3_19_10_CindyGallup18168.jpg

this is a really slept on gucci joint from last year (even by me)

(p dope zaytoven beat)

(also insane dragon voice autotuning on the third verse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybl71Nq_FBs

menage me
massage me
girl top me
at top speed
my drop beem
is topless
two dimes in my backseat
the front seat's a smoke pit
they notice, it's notin
i'm focused and smokin
while fingering the both them
first i let her drive me
then i let her ride me
i creep up like a car thief
and steal her in a heartbeat
so much jewelry on me
you should stand beside me
i know that she's a cum freak
i skeeted on her white tee
so much money on me
i think they should clone me
i may leave her lonely
but i won't leave her only
plus she drive the jet ski
then i drive her crazy
gucci mane the glacier baby
she softer than my silk sheets

hocus pocus touch the button then my ceiling open
abra cadabra i touch another and my tires smokin
surprise a ???, watch like lil darrel
boy it's special really
gucci apparel, my bracelet appraised at a quarter million
kitschy and stingy my britches cost me bout a quarter chicken
bentleys and benzes and bmws it's only twenties
i'm ownin tenants, for tennis, change me and serena williams
only medina, ferrari top i left it with the dealer
flexes a nigga flexes some clothes he got from other niggas
sharp as the children on christmas
flexin and flossin my crystals
black as a ninja
high as suspenders
icy as the limo
gucci the blizzard lizard, ???? this is not a rental

hocus pocus touch the button then my ceiling open
abra cadabra i touch another and my tires smokin

^ this is O_O for all time

a good deal of bp2hd sounds sorta of, uh, "leftover". lots of good, listenable jams, but not a ton of stuff that really makes me go WELL DAMN

EXCEPT for antisocial and how i'm living. those are superb. the singing on antisocial, especially! why aren't we talking about this?! it is more tender than i ever thought his voice could sound. esp around "i got a boyfriend who i can't put aside / even though the grass so much greener on the other side" super impressive.

i'm flawless, no mistakes
i'm gorgeous on mixtapes

and yeah first drive then ride is sweet. i had an mp3 that was just the autotune verse for some reason. hadn't heard it all, thanks

yeah there's some good stuff scattered throughout -- it's still very listenable tho

this is still blowin my mind

in my vert
lil one hurt
wanna murk
cuz i smirked
it's berserk
how she jerk
passin purp
like a nerf

"antisocial" is so sweet -- it's def biz markie-ish

a good deal of bp2hd sounds sorta of, uh, "leftover". lots of good, listenable jams, but not a ton of stuff that really makes me go WELL DAMN

^yeah exactly. "antisocial" is 0___________o, i dont know if i actually like it or not tho

yeah, the WELL DAMN, stuff is scattered about

hawww
http://fwix.com/baltimore/share/f3763174b5/the_turtles_flo__eddie_keep_it_warm_for_gucci_mane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nejwrvw1xYE

He notes that most of the news was negative, also including cultural concerns like the government’s attempt to deport John Lennon and the declining interest in Transcendental Meditation.

'squeal on a friend or they'll take you' = no snitching

you don't say

so so so so dope

“It’s so funny he would pick that song and use the melody--not a sample—as the hook for the song,” says Volman, noting that he and Kaylan were rightly signed on as co-writers and co-publishers. “The funniest thing is that I do stuff with Explorer scouts in Nashville, and was telling them that I have this song going up the hip-hop charts and said the name of it, and one of the kids takes his phone out and he had it as his ringtone!”

lmao @ "kill another whale with your power"

STICK ANOTHER GRAPE IN THE JUICER

hot damn

ahaha, amazing. best thing is that both "keep it warm" and "lemonade" sound completely blazed

"Keep It Warm" sounds even more blazed!

btw, we've all heard the "lemonade" remix right? think mm trey songz works really well drifting over it, fabolous is good enough not to incur my kneejerk antipathy towards him ("i mean C'MON, she like louis VUITTON") (also lol at "if you had beyoncé, would you take solange?" though i can think of many who'd disagree) and nicki...am beginning to think that her greatest weapon isn't so much her wacky non sequiturs or barbie voices, but her ability to really perform to the beat, to do what it demands.

"many"? like, straight dudes?

what are you saying about fabolous

that he's right?

i can't parse that line

oh n/m

lovin "parked outside" a lot lately. monster chorus

ugh that chorus is annyoing as hell

imo

wut? i'm royalty like king tut

while yr off writing narratives about gucci's hipster fanbase

― unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Monday, December 14, 2009 12:03 PM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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hahaha, god that shirt is so terribly designed

;_;

yesterday fulfilled a fantasy i sexed a set of twinssss

in an all male prison, ey gooch?

oh look whiney is right & gucci has stolen Shyne's hipster fanbase **rollin my damn eyes**

that shirt is an 'lol rappers r n jail' shirt not a 'i <3 gucci mane' shirt

Let's just agree that anyone who wears it deserves to be mercilessly beaten.

i still have my free yayo t somewhere.