nor should you
― some dude, Friday, 26 March 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link
if i had cancer i would totally want to take a number to kick drake in the nuts
He's breaking. BAD.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 26 March 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
If you pull one I’mma Draw Two. Uno.
I lol'd
― Just Another Lyre (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, love that one
― Violent (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah three or four of those gave me pretty good belly laughs, we were on this shit first tho
― 51ocki (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't even get the chemo line. u_u
― stephen juaquin (The Reverend), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
whaaa
balled = bald, as in, chemo causes you to lose your hair
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
oh wau
― stephen juaquin (The Reverend), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
provolone provolone
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
i keep watching the MTV spring break performance every time it comes on just to hear them all shout "GROCERY BAG!" in unison
― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
this is a favorite of mine for various reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuzThMKFcsc&feature=related
1. monique vibing in the background2. lloyd have nothing better to do with his life than to come on the monique show to sing the hook to this song3. lil wayne coming in to deliver tyga's "she all on my skin... LOTION" line in a whisper4. the way lloyd jumps out of the crowd after the triumphant "grocery bag" clarion call
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
5. also the way drake emerges to deliver his fucking "sushi roll" line is really up there with the bieber cold open for me
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
here's the spring break performance for those that are interested
http://content.onsmash.com/archives/35391
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
"i'm a red bull/ now let's fly away" is an underrated dogshit punchline in this song -- what is gudda gudda even insinuating by saying he's a red bull? that's not even something to really aspire to
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't drake & minaj still do performances with these clowns
believe*
wow, that has to be the most annoying minaj performance ever? it's like she's in the fembot stage right before they spontaneously combust
also, i'm not totally sure that she has the right idea of what sideburns actually are, cuz she drags her finger across her upper lip.
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahah the mtv censor ppl bleeping out "coming off the top" -- what could that even mean in a sexual context??
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
6. the hypemen chiming in on "I'm Gudda Gudda" really makes me wonder if really, aren't we all Gudda Gudda
― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i was gonna say, the one respect in which the spring break one tops the Monique performance is Nicki -- it's like in the 2 months or whatever between those performances you can totally chart her shark jump into complete absurdity
― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it's absurd
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Tell that bitch to eat her heart out... kano
^suprised forks didn't jump on that one
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 29 March 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
tell mister spacely that it's time to jet, son
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 29 March 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
this song is top 10 in the uk now :(
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
...JEDWARD
― gudda guddaburger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
7. if you listen closely you can hear someone scream at 2:10
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure i've liked rap songs with similarly bad punchlines, i think what makes this so much worse is how slow and drawn out it is. like i feel like i can count the amount of brain cells activated per second.
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
well the song is super annoying -- lloyd is terrible on the hook and that beat is just ugh
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm serious about the scream btw, it's pretty hilarious you should check it out
― samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i will cop to liking bedrock a lot, mostly because of lloyd and that plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
you're the worst
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
oh hipster puddy
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
aw man, luda has two terrible ones in "my chick bad"
comin down the street like a parade... MACY'S/ i fill her up... BALLOONS
(yes those are back to back & you really need to hear how he does the second one to grasp how u_u it is)
― J0rdan S., Friday, February 19, 2010 8:12 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
god i just facepalm every time i hear "i fill her up -- balloons!"
― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i think that might be the worst one ever because a. it doesn't rhyme b. it's impossible not to sound like a huge ponce when shouting "balloons"
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"i fill her up" is a pretty terrible phrase as far as sex raps go too
― A. Whiney Drown (some dude), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
putting your dick in a balloon is neveragl
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link
my song badmy song not goodmy song say stuff that no decent song would
― forktongueclovenhoofu (some dude), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
baloons rhymes with "guns get drawn like cartoons"
― sambal oobleck (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
but yeah it's gross
― sambal oobleck (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
For what it's worth (it's not worth anything), the guy is clearly saying "...grocery bagged." Which makes a tiny bit more sense.
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link
no way
― forktongueclovenhoofu (some dude), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd like to take this moment to point out Drake's weird mannerism of pointing down+sideways. Why does he do this? What is he pointing at?
― juan the intern (The Reverend), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:15 (fourteen years ago) link
The "Say Something" video is a varitable down+sidewayspolooza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9pYU-fa18
― juan the intern (The Reverend), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link
RE: "grocery bag"; I believe the line is "and I got her nigga.... grocery bagged."I think he's saying she's ready to go. This in no way diminishes the stupidity of this line.
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 7, 2010 8:39 PM
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
is there a thread on the young money album
― thomp, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
we are listening to it at work today. spoiler: it is not very good
I knew it had been said before (by you), I just felt like people kept refusing to acknowledge this! (xx-post)
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
the idea of calling this "grocery bag rap" tickles me to no end
― morelike safer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
imo the finger pointing is actually one of Drake's less annoying tics, the thing where he constantly holds out an open palm and shakes it is way weirder
― forktongueclovenhoofu (some dude), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u212/ww1965/jazz_hands_cat.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link