THE WORST NME COVER OF ALL TIME

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not really the worst

but

http://www.nme.com/images/10322_164604_mumfordandsons_nmecoverL220310.jpg

abanana, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

at least the whole approach of the cover is 'cleaner' than they used to do a few years ago.

mark e, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

actually, please replace years with months

eg that skins cover upthread.

mark e, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

New editor seems to have changed a great deal of the mag.

Although, a greater reliance on 'archive reprints'.

SO, is there an extended (or even a small) tribute to AChilton?

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

looking at that cover it's difficult to tell

MPx4A, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

oh look one of them's wearing a newton heath man u fan scarf! what a hero!

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

abysmal

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah that cover looks like any number of em from like 1996, sucky band but perfectly OK other than that imo

Not a musician, but I thought of Justin Fashanu for some reason (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

-the period in the subtitle
-the newton heath scarf
-'big star's underground icon'
-the big pink suede panda bear hurts
-the cunts in the picture whoever they are
-countryside realness shit

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

thx

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

the big pink suede panda bear hurts

Hmmm, I've not heard it called one of those before.

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

well you can do what you want, but don't step on it

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

Vampire Weekend the other week was apparently their worst selling cover ever: 21,000 was the rumour.

ithappens, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

the worst of the TEN covers this week

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2010/4/6/1270558733051/Biffy-Clyro-005.jpg

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

I automatically inserted a tutting sound after "the state of music today".

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

"being in a band..." line cribbed from the Manic Street Preachers' Big Book of Bollocks...

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

Mumford And Sons should really think about hanging themselves

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

note suspicious wear pattern on the Strat

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

Obviously had a belt sander taken to it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

I guess it's too much to hope that belt sanding a guitar is part of their live act.

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

Mumford And Sons should really think about hanging themselves

Or starting a firm of solicitors...

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

Ten covers? Ten fucking covers?

Venga, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

And none of them feature Oasis - NME standards slipping then...

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

i do like the cleanliness of the new logo

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://img59.imageshack.us/i/nmecoverlcd010410.jpg/

salright
should really be polling them

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8288/nmecoverlcd010410.jpg

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

I love the text describing it on the website:

Inside this week:
New Look NME
10 Special Covers
New Content
On Sale Now!

Forgetting that the '10 Special Covers' won't be 'Inside this week', I wonder if 'New Content' really is something that the kids will go for.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

haha

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

maybe they've brought back film reviews?

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

Basically it looks like the NME is trying to reposition itself as Q - one artist/band per cover, complete with wanky quote from said artist/band. The Rihanna one is hilarious - "You need people to tell you when you're f***ing up" quoth 'anna, with a sequinned top and a parrot on her shoulder.

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah that cover looks like any number of em from like 1996, sucky band but perfectly OK other than that imo

― Not a musician, but I thought of Justin Fashanu for some reason (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:31 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

FREE TO SAY ANYTHING

rip sarah silverman 3/19/10 never forget (history mayne), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

really do hate multiple covers per issue generally. STOP DITHERING.

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

new logo and cover layout looks pretty good to me although it's a bad idea to have james murphy's head across half of your new logo.

it almost always looks terrible when mags obscure their logos but on its debut week it's a particularly bad idea.

jed_, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

"I'd love to see the record labels crash and burn. Er, except my one..." says Elton John

Convenience Fish (snoball), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

The LCD Soundsystem cover is a Morrissey joke, which makes it ok.

Popture, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

i actually really like the look of the new covers, even if the actual content is pretty lol. nice to see it look so clean after years of being headache inducing. also lol at a record label boss saying he'd like to see them crash and burn.

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

i actually like the new look covers.
clean and simple.
though as stated by others, the multiple covers thing is overdone now.
are people really out there collecting them all ?
have pokemon kids moved onto printed media driving this marketing need?
suspect not.
also, that list of 10 discussing the state of music in 2010 is pretty much as to be expected from NME.
well that is all apart from : magnetic man
which required a quick wiki dive to find out more.

mark e, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

it's kind of a cop-out in terms of a safe way to put both rihanna on there and magnetic man who are too unknown to make it otherwise.

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

it almost always looks terrible when mags obscure their logos

tell that to SFX's circulation figures

one of the jones boys (sic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i49.tinypic.com/21c8jut.jpg

LIAM
'OASIS'
NOEL GALLAGHER

abanana, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

the new cleaner design didn't last long.

jed_, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

who the fuck is serge?

jed_, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

bloke from kasabian.

mark e, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.nme.com/layout/magImage.php
GLASTONBURY
GLASTONBURY
GLASTO'S
GLASTO 2010
THE SMITHS
JOHNNY MARR
40 years
40th ANNIVERSARY
+
+
+
oasis

the most horrifying moment in shallow grave (abanana), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

It will sell a lot of copies.

kraudive, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, that looks like the office SEO expert has gotten into the design dept

dyaon't (sic), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://i38.tinypic.com/14w3gw5.jpg

what year is it?

Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

i was expecting to see oasis, so it's a small step up from that at least

governor-general allin (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 06:41 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://static.nme.com/images/magazine/nmemagcover4sept300810.jpg

ew...

Neil S, Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

i hate the libs, but its a good picture

the cusses of 2 live crew (stevie), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)


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