Insane Clown Posse Fans. No, they really do exist, BITCH. My question is.....WHY, JUGGALOS!?

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I missed this thread.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2006 07:06 (twenty years ago)

I'd just like to revive this marvellous comment from the OG googler:

She said she would get their videos not played and get them taken out of magazines, but they already arent there.

Fair does me head in, that does.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 3 February 2006 08:33 (twenty years ago)

"slipknot is the fuckin shit... icp is cool to but,slipknot is no knock off if anyone is it would be fred durst he's a fuckin fag!!!!
slipknot is one of the best bands ever..........fuck u all"

truly, this is a grand indictment to all whom may paruse the ILMmassive...bow yr heads and pray that this may pass...

eedd, Friday, 3 February 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Just got a random email from Master Asian Beat Down. It goes thus:


What the fuck is your probablem with the Insane Clown Posse! I'm one of those ninjas thats been down with the clown since back in the day. I remember when Carnival of Carnage was brand new. I've spent my life chillin' with my hommies and smoking blunts. Almost half my life is over and the I.C.P. was and still is the only thing I have to relate to, so if you hate them, you hate my life.

Dude. It's just a band, fercrissakes! If you are treating two Faygo drinking clowns* as a way of life or a religious institution, you might need to lighten up.

* = an observation, not a value judgement.

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 2 April 2006 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Half a life almost over........in clown makeup.

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Monday, 3 April 2006 01:15 (twenty years ago)

is there any juggalo/krumper alliance, or are they more likely to try and sonn each other in an internets beef?

haitch (haitch), Monday, 3 April 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Shit, is the average lifespan only 30 now?

I better get moving- I could die any day now.

cdwill (cdwill), Monday, 3 April 2006 02:38 (twenty years ago)

"kruggalo"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

"so if you hate them, you hate my life."

i don't know what to make of this statement...
i guess i 'hate' you? not really, but i REALLY dislike ICP...
argh.

eedd, Monday, 3 April 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck, how can Insane Clown Posse knock off Gwar? They are tottaly different in both appearences, style of music and number of group members. Don't get me wrong, but i have never been to a GWAR concert where they came out with juggalo paint on thier faces. But i do see you're point with Slipknot. and to keep people from wondering, change that "cow-worker" thing, unless you were talking with someone who works with cows.

Bash, Friday, 7 April 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I don't see how you could possibly confuse Kiss Alice Cooper Slipknot Ugly Guys In Makeup/Masks That Will Totally Piss Your Uptight Parents Off Gwar with ICP. ICP IS A TOTALLY NEW THING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE EVER.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I don't think its that people confuse ICP and GWAR...people assume ICP and GWAR are somehow in the same league.
They're not.
One group is mere servants of a Dark Circus.
The other are world destroying conquerers.
Notice the difference in the heirarchy.
Why have the Juggaloes not realized that they are merely worshipping the minions when they could, instead, die for the greater glory of their scumdog masters? Eh?

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 8 April 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

"Half a life almost over........in clown makeup."

God, that sounds like a depressing Adrian Tomine comic waiting to happen.

"They are tottaly different in both appearences, style of music and number of group members."

How can anyone say that Interpol are ripping off Joy Division? They wear totally different clothes!

js (honestengine), Sunday, 9 April 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

"kruggalo"

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200403/r17225_42297.jpg
"If you hate them, you hate my life"

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Sunday, 9 April 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Wondering why the ICP has so many fans when the music is so bad is like wondering why so many people post on ILM when the website is so ugly-looking.

casey (t. fiend), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

no, it isn't.

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

yall is some bitchis talkin shit about the greates group ICP us da juggalo's gonna rais hell and murda som bithcis

down_ wit_da_clown, Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

Don't murder the bithcis; they're endangered.

cdwill (cdwill), Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:51 (twenty years ago)

People that dont like ICP,
Your opinion is the same as most of the rest of the world. Why do you care about them enough to waste your time ripping on them? They have a remarkable story on how they got to be who they are(no not stoners with face-paint).They sell gold and platinum cd's without any help from a major record label(psycopathic records), radio play, or tv play. Their songs have underlying meanings that are obviously not being heard by most the people on here. If you listen to the songs without thinking. Then you dont catch what is really being said.

The Best, Friday, 21 April 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Are those ICP dudes really still around? God bless them!!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 21 April 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)

"Their songs have underlying meanings that are obviously not being heard by most the people on here."

Guess who's coming to your big town?
Jugglin jesters, kick-it clown
Circus sound, painted frown
Carnival of carnage creeping round
I'm Violent J and I'm sick
They try to run me down
But you know I'm too slick
And I slip and slide like a slinky
Slip and slide with my twinkie
Welcome to my world
As it winds and it twists
I'm a kick a funky little rhyme that you missed
Boo loo chewy wewwy doo boo
And you'd be fucked up if that was really voodoo
Come see the one at the show of your life
See me breathe fire and swallow a knife, right
I ain't swallowing nothing, Jack
But I can juggalo like you never thought you'd ever know
And we packin that funk
With a snap and a clap and a jump jump
So chicky chicky freak if ya wanna be down
Step on up
And kiss the clown
And kiss the clown
Kiss the clown
On up and kiss the clown
Step on up and kiss the clown
Stop the bus
Violent J comes out
Barrels to your face
And blow your fucking face off
Cause you know my mind is golden oh
Happen to catch me a Beverly show
Body fell asleep but my mind goes on
Welcome to the world of juggla's dome
First day I enrolled at the high school
Butt-naked with a axe
Wow, he's so cool
Stand up and say your name, tell us about yourself
My name's 2 Dope and I cut necks all to hell
Dylan, Dylan, I'm trying to find Dylan
I'm finna cut his throat with a carny carny killin
Rich boy never seen a ghetto jokero
Slap you in the head with a sledgehammo
Sorry Dylan didn't mean to knock ya
Then I stuffed his dead body in my locker
To the next class don't wanna be late
Finna ask Brenda on a little date
I heard this bitch likes to fight in clubs
Took her to a mud match threw a pair of gloves
Wants to get her ass beat by a fat dyke
And left the muddy ass bitch there for the night
Woke her in the morning, threw her in the trunk
Threw her in the trunk, cause the dumb bitch stunk
How you doing Brenda?
Mind if I bend ya?
Over rover, do me like Gumby
I'm sure you'd like that, you little skank
And when I finished
I stuffed her fucking head in the fish tank
Awww that's a beautiful aquarium
Yeah, you wanna see it
Hey come here bitch
Oh God it's lovely
Yeah, yeah, yeah have a closer look
Die bitch what's up?
What are you a lung fish?
What's up aqua man?
Die bitch die
That's right, bitch
Back to the school
Fat bitch in the locker
Couldn't fit her booty in
So I cut her booty off
Sometimes I feel like I'm already in hell
Throwing up children on Del Ray smell
Fuck those fucking fucks, uh
Rich fucks, man, fuck those fucks
Beverly Hills is Beverly Kills
I'm gonna bring ghetto carnival thrills
Where's that other little rich little fag
Looking for Brandon cause we can't stand him
I know my boys make the bass go boom
But shhh, you can hear jacking off in the boys room
Aww, aww, Dylan
Aww I want your anus
Aww, you're so hot
Kicked in the stall
Then I kicked in his jaw
Kicked him in face
And I kicked in his balls
Punk tried to run but he couldn't try to wobble
Bust him in the head with an empty Faygo bottle
Took him to the staircase
Jumped on his face
Road him down the bumpy chase
Can I hear him breathe one last note
Stuffed his back down his throat
Back to the locker
Boy oh, boy oh
Back to the locker
Stuff the fucker!
Back to the locker
Boy oh, boy oh
Back to the locker
Fuckin stuff that fucker!
Walking down the hall and I'm feeling like the shit
Cause all that's left is one skank ass bitch
Kelly, Kelly, your neden's kinda smelly
Funk down your legs, and up to your belly
But I'm with Del Ray
So funk don't fade me
Let me hit it man
You're finna kick the can (Sugar)
Come on, bitch, man
You're getting ready to die anyway
Bitch, calm down
Let me get a little poontang
You know what I'm saying
Let me get a little trip, bitch
You finna die
Okay, cause I'm not a raper
But you still make morning paper
Kelly found dead in her bathroom
Naww, Kelly found dead in her dad's room
No, Kelly found dead in her backyard
Cause Kelly choked on a joker's card
Smashed up bodies chilling in my locker
Kelly wouldn't fit
Chop, chop, chop, chop her
Oh no, principal know what I'm about
Cause one of Dylan's sideburns was sticking out
Oh shit, they chase me
Cause they found the bodies
Now I run my ass off
Yeah they're gettin mad
You can hear them cuss
Didn't look both ways, and got hit by bus
Crunched up under
Tangled in the wheels
Spit me out the muffler
You know how that feels
Lost both my legs so I'm running on my hands
Then I seen Prince so I clap cause I'm a big fan
And straight busted my face on the street
And here come the police....


Who's the motherfuckin' chicken now?

js (honestengine), Friday, 21 April 2006 00:52 (twenty years ago)

I can't get my head around that!

mucho, Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

It's about....90210?

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

I think the main reason that people dislike ICP is that they're always having their Juggalos murder bithcis. I just can't get behind that.

Won't somebody please think of the bithcis?

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 22 April 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

no bithcis no credibility

lf (lfam), Saturday, 22 April 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Wondering why the ICP has so many fans when the music is so bad is like wondering why so many people post on ILM when the website is so ugly-looking.

ugly-looking but extremely functional, which is the point of most web sites.

lf (lfam), Saturday, 22 April 2006 02:25 (twenty years ago)

icp is a litle crazeeye.but they da shit, nigga!!

If u don't like it u can fuck off, motha fucker

jcw mutha fucca, Saturday, 29 April 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

icp is a litle crazeeye.but they da shit, nigga!!

Interesting choice of words considering that ICP make some of the whitest music on Earth.

Telephonething (Telephonething), Saturday, 29 April 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

TS: Mormon eschatology vs. ICP eschatology

Roque Strew (RoqueStrew), Saturday, 29 April 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

My god, those lyrics!
"Aww, aww, Dylan
Aww I want your anus
Aww, you're so hot
Kicked in the stall
Then I kicked in his jaw
Kicked him in face
And I kicked in his balls"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

so wait, they're born again christians? in clown makeup?

=(

DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

ahhh, see 'the underlying meaning' of such instant classics as 'redneck ho', 'beverly kills 9021,H0', and other such thought provoking ditties to peer into the greatness that is the ICP.

"Interesting choice of words considering that ICP make some of the whitest music on Earth."

why, yes! yes, they do!

eedd, Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Surely ILM will pay when the Dark Circus day-of-reckoning quasi-rapture comes

Roque Strew (RoqueStrew), Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

I know someone who attempted to defend ICP due to their "collaborations." I'm not sure he was convinced when I told him that you can pay rappers to drop a verse on your track.

mike h. (mike h.), Sunday, 30 April 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

"My god, those lyrics!--

Kicked in the stall
Then I kicked in his jaw
Kicked him in face
And I kicked in his balls""

I hate it when bands just say that they kicked someone without telling me where they kicked them, and how many times that kicking happened.

js (honestengine), Sunday, 30 April 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

I always thought ICP were a rip off of early Mr. Bungle . . .

andrew b (klik99), Sunday, 30 April 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

I know someone who attempted to defend ICP due to their "collaborations."

"Just Anotha Crazy Click", Three 6 Mafia's collaboration with ICP on "When The Smoke Clears", is possibly the worst song in Three 6 Mafia's entire catalog.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

jugalos need to melow out and smoke more pot

animal, Monday, 1 May 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

Also, move out of their parents basements and stop taking their delivery jobs so seriously.

js (honestengine), Monday, 1 May 2006 08:42 (twenty years ago)

ICP is the best group in this whole bitch ass world and whoever thinks otherwise can go suck a dick cause you dont know what real music is icp is better than any fucking pussy ass rat basterd groups around this fucking lame ass world shaggy i love violent j i love you too i love each and everyone of your cds and i own everyone ha ha i have sweat shirts hats and all that shit i could never stop loveing my juggalo homies

juggalette4life, Thursday, 4 May 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

ha ha love is totally gay

Telephonething (Telephonething), Thursday, 4 May 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Juggalo-ism is the new $cientology! Thankfully Juggalos are too young/stupid/high to be as litigious.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 4 May 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

if you ask me Gwar can kick ICP's ass anyday. I would show some respect to ICP if they could actually play instruments. They just hop around on stage throwing soda and ryming words. They have no talent. I got a friend who is upsesed with ICP. He states that ICP is like a religion. That juggalos go to shangra la. I just sit there and laugh becuase he believes that a buch of guys with clown make up that rap about having sex with fat bitches are going to heaven if there is one. I would like to see ICP put 20lbs of costume on and play extremly sick guitar and bass riffs while ripping apart celebrites. If you ask me ICP is a mockery of music. If i wanted to hear people ryme i would open a fuckin Dr suess book or read nursury rymes

Justin Sands, Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

In 200 years there will be more Juggalos than Jews, you wait and see. They'll be like Mormons, and their incomprehensible Gospel will win converts among the young and dispossessed.

js (honestengine), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

I always swing my hatchet, and always paint my face, You always look down on me, and throws slurs at my race, Im not white or black or asia, Im a sinister person you see, Im a juggalo from f-town, and f-towns where i be, i hold a bloody axe, and dress in hatchet red, i speak language people dont understand, I send faygo's via puntin clear across the stadium, in fashion only fuckin juggalo's could ever demand, I got ninjas in my backyard wearing anybody killa paint, im thinkin what the fuck is goin on, then i see the platinum on the wall and i realize the carnival's been right here all along, so bitch bring it on.

"I call myself a Juggalo, And i scream it everwhere that i go...JUGGALO"
MCL TO ALL WHO REPRESENT, And to all the Biggot who think they are down, well fuck that, you aint nuthin but bitches who are suckin on Feminems dick right now.
SHANGRI-LA MACKDAGGER

Mack Dagger, Friday, 5 May 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

In 200 years there will be more Juggalos than Jews, you wait and see. They'll be like Mormons, and their incomprehensible Gospel will win converts among the young and dispossessed.

-- js (roc...), May 5th, 2006.

i wouldn't doubt it!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Hi,
I'm a Juggalette (female juggalo for all you who don't know) and I'd just like to say that firstly: I am over 28 and I have a post-grad university degree. So I am neither 13, a boy nor illiterate as most people tend to view the Juggalo family.
Anyway, I've been down with the clown for years and basically I just wanted to say that ICP do have a meaning, as do Twiztid and the whole Psychopathic crew (look 'em up). I won't bother to explain it to you as I think ICP, Twiztid, ABK etc are basically like most other performers in that they are either liked or not depending on the audience. The big schism comes due to their inflamatory lyrics and suggestive allusions and this is exactly what gets them their audience - they relate to their audience on a level that other bands do not and they know this and they play it for all it's worth. That's why they're still around today - over 10 years after they started! They are speaking the language of the 'outcasts', they accept the listeners for who they are and are upfront about the fact that as long as they're getting paid they're happy and as long as they have the love of the Family they're happy.
I can understand how they can be abhorred but I found something in them that I associated with, something in their music that spoke to me and it hasn't stopped speaking to me and I hope it never will.
Also, the funniest thing is that whenever I hear/read negative things about any of the psychopathic crew I am always reminded of the quote "Even Bad publicity is Good publicity"; by constantly slamming these guys and bringing up their names you are continuing the Juggalo epidemic. It would appear you are harbingers of your own doom ;-)
MMFCL

Sharon Wall, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 09:50 (twenty years ago)

i for one am shocked that a Juggalo knew the word "harbinger"

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:48 (twenty years ago)

a/s/l?

lf (lfam), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

hey im both a juggalo and a maggot im 20 years old and male i have been down with the clown for about 5 years and a maggot since '97 reading this has pissed me off you have no idea wtf you are talking about both bands have very strong messages to their fans and feel a strong connection to them so b4 u rip on us any more have a look at your self and think wtf would i no im just a GWAR fan with my head up my ass. if you knew anything about music you would know that slipknot have been put up there with the gods of metal music and they deserve it.

icp are a rap group that have been around since the begining of rap back before they were insane clown posse they were inner city posse and were producing back in tha day on tape and selling it out of thier cars. they stuck with it because they knew they would reach the top of the underground which they achived with dog beats. then it moved to shaggy and violent j as a duo and they have come to the forefront of "dark rap" brining twisted abk and blaze witht them. so actualy do sum research before you dissmis them as crap!!!

pat, Monday, 15 May 2006 08:50 (twenty years ago)


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