Best Simpsons episode ever

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Fave musical moment: when Homer loses Maggie, calls the missing-children hotline and gets the hold music: "Baby Come Back."

Oh, and Tito Puente. And when Homer plays 'Birth of the Cool' to get Lisa's attention. And the "It's Raining Men" incident.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger Daltrey examines Homer's list of requests for the Who: "Homer, half of these are Grand Funk Railroad songs! And we don't *know* 'Pac Man Fever'!"

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:44 (nineteen years ago) link

best simpsons episode = clown college

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link

The Clown College episode, hands down. Especially the climax where The mafia Don gives Homer and Krusty one final chance to do the Loop with the tri-cycle:

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The two klowns moan at the thought, but they try it, Krusty riding, Homer perched on top. In his fear and in his attempt to hold tight, Homer covers Krusty's eyes with his hands. Krusty admonishes him, but they miss the loop entirely and ride up a pool cue right onto the pool table. They ride straight into the racked-up Boston balls -- and sink every one of them. The Italians are visibly impressed.

The two klowns jump across a gap onto the bar; Homer's head plays "The Godfather" theme music on the wine glasses that dangle from the roof. "Ah!" gasp the Italians. Krusty sees that the part of the bar that lifts up so the bartender can get out is raised. Thinking quickly, he knocks it closed with seltzer. The Italians even applaud.

Vittorio: [moans] Ah, but without the loop it is nothing," [cocking his gun again]

Krusty and Homer fly off the bar, straight towards the loop, and whizz around and around it many times. They fly off together and skillfully land in the "Ta da!" pose; the miniature bike flies towards them, and Krusty, although he opens his mouth to catch it, is beaten to the punch by Homer, who swallows it and makes the bell ring by opening his mouth.

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I laughed so hard at that, i thought i´d die. I can wach this over and over and over.

NUXX (NUXX), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate humanity. But especially ILX.

Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

the gun one- "Five days? But I'm mad NOW!" w/Tom Petty scene fantasticness

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 5 June 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is ILx history for the first evocation of "(sigh) I don't even know any more."

Sonny A. (Keiko), Saturday, 5 June 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

(Here's where I get fairly anal...)

Best Maggie Episode: "Rosebud" (Burns' bear)
Best Lisa Episode: "Lisa's Substitute" (Lisa's crush on teacher)
Best Marge Episode: "Brush With Greatness" (Marge paints Burns)
Best Bart Episode: "Radio Bart" (Pretends to be trapped in a well)
Best Homer Episode: [tie] "Last Temptation Of Homer" (Attracted to sexy co-worker); "Homer Bad Man" (Accused of Sexual harrassment)

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Saturday, 5 June 2004 05:52 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
Old Salesman: "Take this object, but beware. It carries a terrible curse."
Homer: "Ooh, that's bad."
Old Salesman: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Old Salesman: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: "That's bad."
Old Salesman: "But you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Old Salesman: "The toppings contain potassium benzoate."
Homer: [blank stare]
Old Salesman: "That's bad."

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 10 February 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

music-related is the v. end of a clip show from a few seasons ago:

"have no fears, we've got stories for years......sorry for the clipshow"

best below the radar characters are Lindsay Nagle and Cookie Kwan.

Jimmy_tango, Thursday, 10 February 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"Remember your Hippopotamus oath!"

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Thursday, 10 February 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

marge, you can't go out on saturday that's our special night
what's so special about it?
what's so special about it!!! *huff* A LITTLE SHOW CALLED DR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN!!!

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 08:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Was last week's Superbowl episode the worst show ever? I think there was some funny stuff at the beginning that I can't recall .. but overall, lame.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 10 February 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"did you hear that? she said burlap!"

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 10 February 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Mother Simpson is good.

Lisa: How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Homer: SEVEN!

Lisa: Dad, it's a rhetorical question.

Homer: Rhetorically....EIGHT!

Lisa: Do you even know what rhetorical means?

Homer: DO I KNOW WHAT RHETORICAL MEANS?!

The ending also invariably makes me cry like an injured child.

Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman v1.0 (Ferg), Thursday, 10 February 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

so is it safe to say that tonight's episode ("prankster rapper") might be the worst...episode...ever? aside from the borderline-racist, embarassing characters and the godawful old white people idea of rap, hearing bart say "jeepers! it's 50 cent!" was like seeing the last nail on a coffin being pounded in.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 14 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The ending also invariably makes me cry like an injured child.

yeah, that's one of the few "simpsons with heart" episode that actually works. i'm also glad they didn't bring homer's mom back after that episode (or did they? please don't tell me they did), it makes it all the more powerful.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

my mother IS marge simpson.

latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

JD, they did in a recent episode. it was crap if i recall.

music-related simpsons? the gay steel mill in "homerphobia" - "we work hard, we play hard!" (cue c+c music factory)

joseph (joseph), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:41 (nineteen years ago) link

also the episode they played on superbowl night had a donkey kong gag that i thought was hysterical until i realized they'd already made a similar joke a few years ago. t/s: tirelessly recycling old funny jokes vs. crafting lame unfunny new ones? (ugh i never thought i'd ever say that about the simpsons)

joseph (joseph), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one of my favorite small musical moments in old-simpsons was that episode where they're watching tv and they see an ad for "ninety sea chanteys on 3 compact discs!" and you hear that old sea captain dude singing a few seconds of "blow the man down," "row row row your boat," and "in the navy." it's funny because it goes by so fast that you might not even register at first that "in the navy" isn't an old "sea chantey." then a few years later they did that episode where homer joins the navy and they have like a minute-long song-and-dance number based on "in the navy." and it wasn't funny because it was so fucking obvious! even family guy did that particular joke a lot better.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 14 February 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

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djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 14 February 2005 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link

On the ep rerunning right now, Homer is looking for a wayward puzzle piece, and he looks in the closet and says "Puzzle piece, come out and play-yay" just like ODB in "Shame On A Nigga"!

W i l l (common_person), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

That ODB line is a reference to the movie "The Warrriors," which I would guess is the reference being made on the Simpsons, though I don't remember the thing your're talking about.

Scott CE (Scott CE), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

c'mon though. you gotta admit that the Glock Pointaz were pretty great..

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

aside from the borderline-racist, embarassing characters and the godawful old white people idea of rap,

I noticed this on seemingly every FOX show last night. "Family Guy" got a little weird with it. The Apu gag coming across the border along with Dr. Hibbert rapping "Baby Got Back" ... the whole night together was a bit uncomfortable.

And "King of the Hill" enforcing the "cats-like-to-shit-in-boots" myth along with a rah-rah Blue Angel flyover with Bill on an aircraft carrier didn't help matters any either.

Signed,
Pleasant Plains, who watched the whole damn thing.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
The new season is a load of inconsistent nonsense..
But one joke that withstood the lameness was in the episode where they go to italy. It's when, in the book of criminals, we get to see a picture of Family Guy star Peter Griffin under which it says: "plagiarismo", then on the next page there is a picture of American Dad star Stan Smith under which it says "plagiarismo di plagiarismo". A funny and welldrawn joke.

Enthusiast, Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

best simpsons episode = clown college

-- weasel diesel (kilian.murphy2...), June 4th, 2004.

otm

latebloomer: My Baby's A Labrador, He's Beautiful (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
I love the episodes with rediculous plots like The computer wore menace shoes, where homer become Mr. X the internet snitch and is relocate to the island. And who could forget Simpson Safari wit hthe classic quote
Homer: Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance, you see whenever there are so many animals that people beciome confused or angry, a paocer is born.
Another great episode is where homer coaches the football team and keeps vutting kid
Homer"i like your hustle, thats why it was so hard to uct you."

maddie wolf, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

SO YOU LOVE SHIT

ARGHLEBARGLE, Friday, 31 March 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

a tie:

You Only Move Twice
Homer, when you go home tonight there's going another roof on your house.

Blame it on Lisa
Man, our money is really gay.

harshaw (jube), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, it might be "another floor"

i have just failed at my life.

harshaw (jube), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

how was the episode this past weekend? written by ricky gervais, was it not?

erklie (erklie), Saturday, 1 April 2006 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

It was dreadful. I like Gervais as much as the next guy but this was one of the lamest episodes I've seen in a long while. His humour does not fit with the Simpsons at all. Plus there was the whole 'lets crowbar this weeks celebrity in any which way' feel to it, as there usually is with the high-profile celeb cameos.

Affectian (Affectian), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

By any chance is the "humour" derived by awkward situations? And does Gervais sing?

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes and yes.

harshaw (jube), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

his "humour"

(not in quotes to note english spelling, but to question his purported funniness)

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked the office as much as anyone, happened to catch the first episode when it aired on BBC 2 and only missed the odd show throughout its run. But Gervais really seems to be a one-trick pony.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I quite like Gervais' stand up stuff, and Extras had sparks of brilliance (the Les Dennis episode alone was worth a thousand IT Crowds) but good god that Simpsons episode was dire. Very very few Simpsons 'songs' are amusing but Gervais hits the very very bottom with his two numbers. Makes my heart sink thinking about it.

Meanwhile, Matt Groening is threatening to make Gervais a regular character and says he should even have his own cartoon show. All together now: nooooooooooooooooooo

(btw shouldn't this be over on ILE somewhere?)

Affectian (Affectian), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

One more year and that show's been as bad as long as it's been good

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 3 April 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

people still watch the new episodes of the simpsons?

baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night's "You're all going to die in a pointless war" line was okay. I turned it off as soon as Grampa became a matador.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone notice this?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
the one where i rooted my mum was cool

Jake Reichart, Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

You're thinking of Oedipus Rez. Or Family Guy.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Rex, even.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously, the best bit ever is the one where homer gets all the sugar out of the overturned lorry and he's like:-
"AHA!!! *pulls english guy out of sugar*....whered you get the sugar for that tea?"
guy-"i nicked it.....when you lt your guard down for tha split second....and i do it again...good bye"

also in that episode, the bee keepers
"its quiet....yes a little TOO quiet..."
"how do you mean?"
"well, lots of bees usualy means lots of nooise.....NO NOISE!! means no bees"
"i see...there goes one now"
"TO THE BEE MOBILE!"
"you mean your chevvy?"
"yes...."

classic simpsons

Matt Fowkes, Friday, 19 May 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Also

"i'm calling about operation MUAVEN HAUIVEN!!!"
marge-"professr frink?"
"how did you know it was me? was it the muaven or the hauiven or was it just the hole MUHAVEN thing that i do?"

Matt Fowkes, Friday, 19 May 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
just to get everyone 'jazzed' for the movie.

pisces (piscesx), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

still 'Rosebud'

vita susicivus (blueski), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link


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