pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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do it

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

ok well i had a steamy threesome with pitchfork and cokemachineglow - you'll never guess who enjoyed THAT one the most

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

let's just say that it's called pitchfork for a reason

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

you what now

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

you had sex with a website

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

two websites

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

I've done that. Not with two, though.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

4.3

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=44

bamcquern, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

7.2

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/one_strip?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D08232005

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

no chance of catching logorrhea tho - we all made sure to wear wizard's caps

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

puff puff: 9.7
LJ: 7.9

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/uua6RGHSf.gif

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

no cookies for you LJ

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

well hello, achewood.com

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

just say the word and there'll be a dvd and a bottle of shiraz waiting for you

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

look i even brought some truffles

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

louis do not fuck achewood

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

but its coding is so shapely

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

:DDDDDDDD @ tt

i can make my sprays turn into a shart (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

i mean you gotta cover assetbar sure but the rest's pretty sweet to look at while yr doin' yr bone

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

Not really a Pitchfork is dumb moment, but even though I'm not big Shins stan I'm going to want to stab the next person that makes a "Shins will change your life" reference in anything related to the band (i.e. today's Broken Bells review). Its 20-fucking-10, can we stop?

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://alternatebinkyality.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/natalie-portman.jpg

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

(sorry)

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

Haha, I probably deserved that. Just sick of that reference still being trotted out.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

my main problem with pitchfork today is that it keeps stealing the gdamn duvet

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

l0u1s jagg3r, Web Site Shagger

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

Louis Jagger

super smash brother (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

shagger? dude i make love

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:59 (sixteen years ago)

according to you

call all destroyer, Friday, 12 March 2010 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

well...if you notice pitchfork loading with an extra spring in its step, it ain't just the season

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:10 (sixteen years ago)

awesome joke guys, keep it up

super smash brother (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

dude it's ok...i treated VV v nicely...no need to be jealous, it was mutual attraction

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

joke's still under construction

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

Remember the "shins will change your life" blog quite a few years ago?

van smack, Friday, 12 March 2010 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

the chins will shange your life

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

xp Wasn't Miccio behind that?

jam master (jaymc), Friday, 12 March 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

On record, Trae is a beast of a rapper, switching between a gravelly hangdog singsong

<3 u tom, plz never change

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

posting a picture of cooly g to accompany the ikonika piece yesterday was lol/sigh/rolleyes

and then clashmusic posted the same picture of cooly today to accompany their subeena piece! YES ALL FEMALE ELECTRONIC PRODUCERS LOOK THE SAME

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

love tom & always think he misuses words like 'gravelly' & 'gutteral' & etc

n00b jack city (deej), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

trae's voice is so soft & not gravelly! t.i. dosen't sound gutteral really, his voice is pretty smooth. etc

n00b jack city (deej), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

yeah trae's voice is wispy

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

i like 'ashen' & 'graphite' as words that describe trae's voice

n00b jack city (deej), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

What stripped Sigur Rós of their hype? When Agaetis Byrjun dropped like a catatonic bliss bomb at the turn of the millennium, it was hailed as an astonishing breakthrough, an instant classic that struck a perfect chord between pastoral purity and neo-futurism. A serene, old-world simplicity echoed in its glacial disposition, inadvertently playing to our glamorized perceptions of the Icelandic dreamworld that gave birth to it, while the album's epic grandeur, overripe with fervid emotional outpouring, spoke to our excitement for a new era of infinite possibility, the refresh of beginning anew, and the triumph of having prevailed over the prophesied cataclysm of Y2K. Plus, it was great to fuck to.

— Ryan Schreiber, March 10, 2003

Waaaaaayy more than I needed to know. Thanks a lot, Ryan.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

lol that's almost a rewrite of the dicrescenzo wig-out

lllljjjj (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

I think the thing that stripped Sigur Ros of their hype was only 3 ppl buying their album...?

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

doin' it while Sigur Ros was playing would be kinda like having this little dude watching you ... while you do it.
http://newmediafrenzy003.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/starchild.jpg

tylerw, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)

old sigur ros is the fuckin jam but it's not jams for fucking imo

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks a lot, Ryan

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)


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