pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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iatee, just calm down! Alright?!!?!?!!? GAHHHH!!!

Evan, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

wtf Que

you know I would never in a million years rep for Dreamboat Gorilla

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

u shld b set on fire

Speaking of fire... the new High on Fire album got an 8.0 but no Best New Music?!?!!!?! OMG WTF DIE P4RK DIEEEEEEEE

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/13966-snakes-for-the-divine/

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

who is better ilxor or kshighway

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

i give 1 an 8.2 the other an 8.4 but only one is a best new poster

Lamp, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

just kidding theyre both terrible

Lamp, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.seattleweekly.com/2005-03-16/news/double-zing-ceremony/

go haim on em (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

just kidding theyre both terrible

― Lamp

i lol'd

ksh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

1.2

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

guys

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

am I gonna have to draw ILX's fire with lurid revelations again

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

do it

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

ok well i had a steamy threesome with pitchfork and cokemachineglow - you'll never guess who enjoyed THAT one the most

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

let's just say that it's called pitchfork for a reason

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

you what now

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

you had sex with a website

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

two websites

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

I've done that. Not with two, though.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

4.3

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=44

bamcquern, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

7.2

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/one_strip?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D08232005

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

no chance of catching logorrhea tho - we all made sure to wear wizard's caps

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

puff puff: 9.7
LJ: 7.9

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/uua6RGHSf.gif

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

no cookies for you LJ

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

well hello, achewood.com

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

just say the word and there'll be a dvd and a bottle of shiraz waiting for you

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

look i even brought some truffles

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

louis do not fuck achewood

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

but its coding is so shapely

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

:DDDDDDDD @ tt

i can make my sprays turn into a shart (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

i mean you gotta cover assetbar sure but the rest's pretty sweet to look at while yr doin' yr bone

its sad he was a blogger (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

Not really a Pitchfork is dumb moment, but even though I'm not big Shins stan I'm going to want to stab the next person that makes a "Shins will change your life" reference in anything related to the band (i.e. today's Broken Bells review). Its 20-fucking-10, can we stop?

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://alternatebinkyality.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/natalie-portman.jpg

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

(sorry)

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

Haha, I probably deserved that. Just sick of that reference still being trotted out.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

my main problem with pitchfork today is that it keeps stealing the gdamn duvet

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

l0u1s jagg3r, Web Site Shagger

tylerw, Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

Louis Jagger

super smash brother (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

shagger? dude i make love

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 23:59 (sixteen years ago)

according to you

call all destroyer, Friday, 12 March 2010 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

well...if you notice pitchfork loading with an extra spring in its step, it ain't just the season

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:10 (sixteen years ago)

awesome joke guys, keep it up

super smash brother (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

dude it's ok...i treated VV v nicely...no need to be jealous, it was mutual attraction

louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

joke's still under construction

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 12 March 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

Remember the "shins will change your life" blog quite a few years ago?

van smack, Friday, 12 March 2010 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

the chins will shange your life

INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

xp Wasn't Miccio behind that?

jam master (jaymc), Friday, 12 March 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

On record, Trae is a beast of a rapper, switching between a gravelly hangdog singsong

<3 u tom, plz never change

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)


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