Who's The Foxiest Rock Critic?

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Well, perhaps the legs are implicit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"the pressing question is why tall guys keep dating short girls"

Funny, I always used to wonder the exact opposite -- why short girls would bother dating tall guys (no offense to anthony, jess, rob s., etc...) It always seemed like it would be totally awkward and stuff.

― chuck, Monday, 5 April 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

oh it is

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

seconded...and I'm not that tall (5'11" 1/2), but my wife is 5'1" if she's lucky, and yeah.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

To make a point, average out poor genetic structure, or stare up my nostrils. All three of which creep me out. Me, I'm after the unco six feet tall girls who get depressed because they can't where high heels.

Xpost x 2

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

where?

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

all i know is that Sara is never gonna make the pro tour with that stance.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, it's a buffalo stance...but sara is no buffalo as far as I can tell.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear that that Theresa Tzara is a bit of a hot tomato.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 5 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, you guys aren't just brains in jars?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 5 April 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

a 9 foot 11 brain, yes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a big-ass jar!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 5 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

bite your head off, man

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 April 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

sara's bowling stance might be unconventional, but she still managed to beat me that night!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 5 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Was I summoned to this thread about 100 posts ago?
I've dated tall and short, and I think it feels wierder to be with a tall girl, because you're just not that used to looking a girl in the eye without the aid of a staircase or escalator. (I'm 6'3").

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Monday, 5 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

shameless appeal for "am i foxy rock critic or not?" verdict.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

well, Tim is definitely foxy, we all know that. I think it's wise to restrict this to non-ILxors, however.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Alas, Tim, pics not available. But I know you're foxy, so don't sweat. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant as a rock critic though Matos - a Sebadoah connection is surely vital!

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i think you misspelled "viral" there

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

also i object to be classed as a "rock critic"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

clearly i am a "popular culture commentator"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Donalo Logueington

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i'll get you beckett

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim's pics are viewable but you have to cut 'n paste the link. He is indeed a very handsome man.

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

tim finney is totally swoony!! but we've established this fact before (it was proven by science on another thread i think?)

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

back off vagina-havers, he's OURS

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't it time for a "Neil Strauss to thread"? After all, he wrote the article on writing the book on picking up women (in a creepy way, albeit -- the book, I mean, although the article wasn't exactly NOT creepy either), and now he's hanging with Jenna Jameson or someone like that. I don't even know what he looks like, but according to that article, he'd just hypnotize me into thinking he was hottt anyway, so point in his favor, accordingly.

Oh, and Kate, you've made my day. I have been compared to Nicolas Cage more than once in my life, but I've never been sure whether that was Vampire's Kiss-era Cage or Adaptation-era Cage. Given my rapidly progressing hair loss, I'd guess the latter.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

pics I've seen imply mr. strauss is not hot. At least not on a Tim Finney-including scale.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

he's REALLY twerpy in that "Sexxlaws" video.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

surely he's not the MOST twerpy thing about it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

debatable

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't the Rock Critical List refer to Neil Strauss as a balding dickless fuck?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe rockcritics.com should integrate a "Hot or Not" feature on the site. That'd have the traffic skyrocketing!

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, what's wrong with balding?

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Nothing at all. I want to find a picture of Neil Strauss now.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought balding was a pre-requisite to write about music

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this him?

(Sorry, don't know how to post images here, so a link'll have to do.)

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha that's the guy from Midnight Oil and he's way way past balding.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, maybe this is.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm dying here

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm dead now. Don't review."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Yul Brynner's review of Sketches of Spain changed my life!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

someone post a picture of montell williams now

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cordis.lu/express/icons/280303_fb2.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

MONKEY

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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