most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

sorry, just drank a Sprite

it would be funny if Nicki actually was referencing a sitcom where people buzz each other in

"Usher buzz me in...SEINFELD!"

"this is Carlton your doorman...MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW!"

oh damn i was thinking of Rhoda, sorry

i don't ever sign for a package... SEINFELD (SEASON 6, EPISODE 18)

worst Wale song ever

trying to come up w/something about GOOGLE BUZZ but I'm not creative enough

i don't ever sign for a package... SEINFELD (SEASON 6, EPISODE 18)

serious suppression of lols in my office

in the club with Wayne, Drake & Tyga... TWO AND A HALF MEN

user buzz me in.... SEAN USHER, WRITER, MANCHESTER

This thread is really going to be one of ILM's greatest contributions to pop scholarship - the permanent rolling "....GROCERY BAG!!!!" watch thread.

i love this thread because it gives me some vested interest in drake & young money, which is nice since they pretty much rule the radio anyway

this shit is really ruining hip hop....GILBERT O' SULLIVAN

She watchin' that Oxygen / me: Gilbert O'Sullivan.

in a few years, Weezy's rhymes will be not much more than

Me...awesome
You...not awesome
Go bananas on my dick...DONKEY KONG!!???

wait, that isn't from Rebirth?

haha!

From Ebert's Twitter feed:

"ebertchicago // 'Two thumbs up, Ebert & Roeper' is now a viral catch-phrase? Thank you, Drake!"

Gonna go ahead and say that even with the limitations of his text-to-speech software system, Ebert could probably rap circles around most of these guys. His Vincent Gallo beef was one of the most entertaining things you could find in a newspaper in the late 90s.

did Ebert ever tweet a response to being dissed by Jeremih?

"ebertchicago \\ best understand you need me more than i need u J. meet u in the octagon where u can kiss da ring bitch"

was just gonna post that :(

http://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/10108638937

man Roger's looking depleted :(. at least he's still in good spirits though.

so i guess no one alerted ebert back when bloodhound gang used his name as a punchline?

probably because Siskel's name got dropped first....

This thread reminds me why I still bother to read ILM

This thread is A+... REPORT CARD

You guys are OTM... ROBERT RUBIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-VYrYnAnk

gudda gudda: "yous a mother fucked up... DAFFODIL" (i don't get this one, also he says "daffy dill")

lil wayne: "yall niggas ain't eatin... STOMACHACHE"

song is pretty awesome tho -- 100x better than anything off the young money album except "every girl" & "steady mobbin"

http://nildoctrine.com/nil/my-top-ten-fakedrake-lyrics/

lol shipley you will enjoy this comment re grocery bag lines

CWEST 03/25/2010 at 6:35 pm

THAT WHOLE STYLE WAS CREATED BY BIG SEAN NI**AS IZ BITING HIS STYLE AND NOT EVEN GIVING CREDIT. GO LISTEN TO SUPA DUPA BY BIG SEAN SEE WHERE THEZE NI**AS GOT THE STYLE FROM

god this guy is such a fucking clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsBcprNEZL4

HE BITES TREY SONGZ' HOMER/MARGE LINE

roffle @ Like a good neighbor. State Farm.

yeah that one is lol

“Your city faded off to brown. Nino.
Swimming in the money come and find me. Nemo.
If I was at the club you know I balled. Chemo.”

i mean i don't even

nor should you

if i had cancer i would totally want to take a number to kick drake in the nuts

He's breaking. BAD.

If you pull one I’mma Draw Two. Uno.

I lol'd

yeah, love that one

yeah three or four of those gave me pretty good belly laughs, we were on this shit first tho

I don't even get the chemo line. u_u

whaaa

balled = bald, as in, chemo causes you to lose your hair

oh wau

provolone provolone

i keep watching the MTV spring break performance every time it comes on just to hear them all shout "GROCERY BAG!" in unison

this is a favorite of mine for various reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuzThMKFcsc&feature=related

1. monique vibing in the background
2. lloyd have nothing better to do with his life than to come on the monique show to sing the hook to this song
3. lil wayne coming in to deliver tyga's "she all on my skin... LOTION" line in a whisper
4. the way lloyd jumps out of the crowd after the triumphant "grocery bag" clarion call

5. also the way drake emerges to deliver his fucking "sushi roll" line is really up there with the bieber cold open for me

here's the spring break performance for those that are interested

http://content.onsmash.com/archives/35391

"i'm a red bull/ now let's fly away" is an underrated dogshit punchline in this song -- what is gudda gudda even insinuating by saying he's a red bull? that's not even something to really aspire to