Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me (RIP blogs)

you hate joanna newsome, don't you

TIP: click "play" in iTunes and you can listen to it while you post!

guys

I'm gonna listen to Ys, right now

all the way through

I sent word to JN through a mutual friend that ksh had dissed her and devoted most of 2/23/10 to pointless non-HOOM activities

she cried fwiw and has renounced music

ksh is, clearly, not having one on her.

harpcore

see if the itunes defaults consistently applied such great genre tags to my mp3s i might let it do its work. but typically it's more like "indie/alternative" if i pop in john fahey or "blues" when i pop in tabu ley rochereau ... or the dreaded "world" tag.

j0hn check the merle haggard thread ok?

this is all a great shame, because I may be about to join her cohort

the milk in his eyes...crocodile tears xpost

what a horribly formed "joke"

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten)

If you liked that one, you'll love this Twitter blog I found the other day, 1000 record reviews in a year or some shit...

Darn... forgot the name of it.

it's called 1000 Times Yes

also godspeed LJ

Godspeed You Black Jaggemperor!

what a horribly formed "joke"

what a horribly formed "post"

I sent word to JN through a mutual friend that ksh had dissed her and devoted most of 2/23/10 to pointless non-HOOM activities

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

Amazing.

see if the itunes defaults consistently applied such great genre tags to my mp3s i might let it do its work.

Thanks! I made up "harpcore" myself. (iTunes couldn't name two of the discs, and I think it put the other one under alternative or something.)

yo i just wanna pop into this harp dingbat thread and say what up to my mellow lou1s j@gger, keep it crackulatin in the u-kayzy for swayze.

hey matt, hey guys - only gonna post on impt threads until June

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n)

Great, great display name.

for HOOM the bell tolls (M@tt He1ges0n),

Matt you are a god among us

ksh jn is really pissed at you about this not listening stuff, you better call her stat

CALL HER ON THE UNICORN PHONE

from now on JN shall be known as "Stat"

Stat Newsome, the world's greatest snooker player, dominating the competition with her fabled unicorn cue

(I used to work with a dude whose initials are JN who recently started a Facebook group talking about how Scott Brown had betrayed Republicans by voting to allow debate on the Democrats' jobs bill go forward so large chunks of this thread are very disorienting to me until I remember we're talking about everyone's favorite squawking fae)

The Virile Man's Guide to Liking Joanna Newsom

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/02/the-virile-mans-guide-to-liking-joanna-newsom.html

ksh jn is really pissed at you about this not listening stuff, you better call her stat

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.)

Called her ten minutes ago to do damage control; she'll keep making music as long as HOOM remains my album of the year, whether I've listened to it or not.

901 posts and no big HOOM aka jokes?

would you hit play already

Still hoping for a ksh liveblog.

you're making unicorns cry

unicorns dandelions and daffodils
baleen whales and wailing krill
slipping slenderly slotted spoons
falling into waiting wombs

What a disaster for unicorns.

UOI'mHAF, are those lyrics for real? he he

jesus ilxor i seriously thought you had made a joke URL there...

wow...what does this ethereal hussy do to otherwise rational dongs?

that blog post is about a dude who hates joanna newsom, and a dude who is ashamed of liking her

hang on wait this is the third track

surprise in both directions

wow...what does this ethereal hussy do to otherwise rational dongs?

Huge lol in the office, gawwwd!

Length of Symphonies
Symphonies grew out of opera overtures, and the earliest are 8-10 minutes long. By the time of Haydn and Mozart in the late 18th century they ran 20-30 minutes. Beethoven expanded the size; his shortest are about 25 minutes, but his 3rd runs 55 minutes and his 9th runs 70 minutes. The length of CDs was supposedly picked by a record-company executive who said, "Make it long enough to fit Beethoven's Ninth." The next generation (Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann) were mostly shorter again (about 35 minutes), but Berlioz's Symphonie fantastique runs 50 minutes. Most late 19th century symphonies (Brahms, Tchaikovsky, Dvorak) run 40-50 minutes, but other composers (Bruckner, Mahler) run longer. Mahler's 3rd runs about 2 hours and is, I think, in the Guinness Book of World Records. After Mahler, most symphonies were much shorter. Prokofiev's 1st "Classical" is only 12 minutes. Most 20th century symphonies are 20-30 minutes, though others are 40-45 and a few run as long as 70 minutes.

louis you are completely making my day just by being you and i thank you. also, I know jn was quoted a few minutes ago as having said that she is completely over ksh and is now firmly in the lj admiration society so you're in like flynn my man, congratulation

RIP ksh

serious real talk here for a second: Ys should have been indexed, marketed and released as one 50-minute song

further serious real talk: if I ever rubbished this album without listening to it, I take that back. it's pretty good. I think it works because it seems so improvised, so unpredictable...it's a musical journey through one person's fresh inspiration, and I dig that. the strings may occasionally threaten to veer the wrong side of Jean-Pierre Jeunet but they're kept in sufficient check, and deployed with sufficient craft, to be on the whole a boon.

it's not world-ending brilliance, but I like it and am pleased I gave over time to listen to it.

triple-albums suck tho

lj have you heard the new cathedral

that shit is off the chain

dude I am a *huge* fan of Chrome Hoof which is the Smee brothers' disco-metal side-project - given the quality of that, it's a pretty surefire bet I'll dig Cathedral, so yeah I'll be on that just as soon as Joanna lets me outta the bedroom

There are no new cathedrals.

joanna peesom

― (uh oh I'm having a fantasy)

Lou1s, can you kindly confirm/deny fantasy's fantasy for us?

ever wondered why it's called "sawdust & diamonds"?

No, but I have wondered about "the milk-eyed mender"...