OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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_Rudipherous_, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

it's time for the nard-dog to take mags into his own paws

you live in a space battle homo cave (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

see if dogs were just holding out on us w/r/t the fact that their paws work really well for grasping, i'd expect them to also be affected by images of earthquake devastation

"Why oh why didn't I warn them like the dog in that one movie I saw"

Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

fuck to:
posers

ladies and gentlemen, my newest tattoo

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

they do great work in taiwan:

http://theartoftattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/taiwan-tattoo.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

hey J0hn, what other tattoos do you have?

ha! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

Pretty sure this is one of them:
http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1434032_f260.jpg

Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.

known fact.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg

Brio, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.

we're talking about tattoos, though

Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

Hey, how come only Courtney is special enough to get a portrait

Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

dude, that's madonna.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

my face is actually a tattoo, my actual face is a smooth reflective surface

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

I like how if he's got his shirt on all you can see is a big shitty metallic 'the' on the back of his neck

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:24 (sixteen years ago)

someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL

!aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

does that say Randy Boads?

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

lol i think it's randy roads which is still so so wrong but i like randy boads better

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:57 (sixteen years ago)

It's definitely not one big R to cover both names because noway is that an 'h'

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:37 (sixteen years ago)

no i think it's another R but the tail hooks in so it looks like a B from that angle

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

I think he took the door from a stall my junior school boy's bathroom into the tattoo parlour and just said, "Gimme all of it, except put Randy Boads where that cock and balls drawing is."

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

Also, can anyone make out the 3 band names under TESLA and above IRON MAIDEN?

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

Savatage, TUFF and not sure of the other

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

Heavens Rage maybe?

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

looks like HEAVES KIDS

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

Heaven's Rage

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

GiS Tuff btw. Had lots of fun laughing at them in kerrang 20 years ago

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

Really tough looking hardmen

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/tuff/tuff1.jpg

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.dsk.zaq.ne.jp/glamglam/COVERL/TUFF01.jpg

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

Tuft

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:07 (sixteen years ago)

The album title referred to the clap, I assume.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL

Not that whoever did those tattoos had the steadiest hand, from the looks of it, but I could swear that says "The House of Hair", which is almost hilarious.

Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

The House Of Hair Metal.

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

Also, I like dude's foresight to put Guns 'n' Roses right near his asscrack.

Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

Is The House of Pain his name for his back? He's pointing out how awesomely tuff he was to have endured all the PAIN of tattooing to become a human jean jacket, right? Or did he really get into Jump Around after his hair metal days?

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

Or was their a metal The House of Pain before the hip hop House Of Pain?

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

it's house of hair, ffs

HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

we need a poll to decide if its pain or hair

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://houseofhaironline.com/

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

if it's House of Hair, he's 23 and lives in Williamsburg and interns at Vice

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

was their a metal The House of Pain before the hip hop House Of Pain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ntsBXdK88

xhuxk, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

It is HOUSE OF HAIR i think!

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

Definitely says hair
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

So here's what I could make out:

The House Of Hair

LEFT SIDE
Judas Priest
Warrant
Accept
Ratt
(logo unclear)
AC/DC
Skid Row
Dokken
White Lion
Tora Tora
Poison
Jackyl
Twisted Sister
Kiss
W.A.S.P.
Dangerous Toys
Def Leppard
Dio
Scorpions
Britney Fox

RIGHT SIDE
Whitesnake
Motley Crüe
Firehouse
Tesla
Heaven's Rage
Tuff
Savatage
Iron Maiden
(logo unclear)
Black Sabbath
The Cult
Randy Roads (sic)
Megadeth
L.A. Guns
Testament
Quiet Riot
Ozzy Osbourne
Bullet Boys
Metallica
Great White
Guns 'N' Roses
(logo unclear)

I can't tell the two nearest his pits, not the one on the bottom right that appears to start "co". Sadly, I think I've heard at least one album by each of these bands.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

I think the last one is Cinderella.

PANZER DIVISION DEVO (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

if House of Hair ever runs into Eddie Van Halen at the beach, he's gonna have some explaining to do

Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:20 (sixteen years ago)

the bulletboys were the biggest doughnut pumpers on the planet...

Ballistic, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

xp I was assuming 'house of pain' was referring to the song of the same name by van halen, who are seriously conspicuous by their absence.

maybe his whole chest is covered in a ham-fisted facsimile of the 'fair warning' cover.

m the g, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:24 (sixteen years ago)

christ almighty I thought you guys would know your Ozzy Tribute album cover better:

http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/randy-rhoads-tribute.jpg

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

the one on his back does not look like an 'H'

Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:39 (sixteen years ago)


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