I spent like two hours the other day looking for somewhere that sold dogs playing poker on a button-up shirt in a size below XL - it's as if they only expect fatteys to wear them
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
i dunno abt that; a dog watching images of earthquake devastation on tv at least makes some kind of sense--with his construction i get pretty stuck on how the dog is flipping through the magazine without thumbs.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
otoh if he meant the dogs that also play poker all is forgiven; i understand completely
The idea that the reader needs a backup example of 'disconnect' is also slightly off, to my mind
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
well one way in which it's bad writing is that a dog flipping through a magazine is a wholly incongruous image
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 2:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
god forbid, an incongruous image
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
sorry incongruous might not be the right word--i mean it doesn't make any goddamn sense
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)
isn't that construction like the commonest of common writing tropes (ie, allegory)?
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)
i like the dog line! wish i had thought of it.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
can dogs flip pages with paw-static?
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
dog was using a kindle, obviously. paw pad.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-dog-pictures-dog-wants-to-finish-reading-a-chapter.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:49 (sixteen years ago)
dogs actually do have opposable thumbs fyi; they just don't want to tip their hands to their human masters
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:56 (sixteen years ago)
or should I say, tip their PAWS???
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
see if dogs were just holding out on us w/r/t the fact that their paws work really well for grasping, i'd expect them to also be affected by images of earthquake devastation
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
So the question is whether dogs love Chinese neo-thrash. As we already know they are asslovers.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
*reads last post**decides not to investigate thread further*
― _Rudipherous_, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
it's time for the nard-dog to take mags into his own paws
― you live in a space battle homo cave (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
"Why oh why didn't I warn them like the dog in that one movie I saw"
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:15 (sixteen years ago)
fuck to:posers
ladies and gentlemen, my newest tattoo
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:20 (sixteen years ago)
they do great work in taiwan:
http://theartoftattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/taiwan-tattoo.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)
hey J0hn, what other tattoos do you have?
― ha! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
Pretty sure this is one of them:http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1434032_f260.jpg
― Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)
he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.
known fact.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg
― Brio, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)
we're talking about tattoos, though
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)
Hey, how come only Courtney is special enough to get a portrait
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
dude, that's madonna.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
my face is actually a tattoo, my actual face is a smooth reflective surface
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
I like how if he's got his shirt on all you can see is a big shitty metallic 'the' on the back of his neck
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:24 (sixteen years ago)
someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL
― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
does that say Randy Boads?
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
lol i think it's randy roads which is still so so wrong but i like randy boads better
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:57 (sixteen years ago)
It's definitely not one big R to cover both names because noway is that an 'h'
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
no i think it's another R but the tail hooks in so it looks like a B from that angle
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
I think he took the door from a stall my junior school boy's bathroom into the tattoo parlour and just said, "Gimme all of it, except put Randy Boads where that cock and balls drawing is."
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
Also, can anyone make out the 3 band names under TESLA and above IRON MAIDEN?
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
Savatage, TUFF and not sure of the other
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
Heavens Rage maybe?
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
looks like HEAVES KIDS
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
Heaven's Rage
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
GiS Tuff btw. Had lots of fun laughing at them in kerrang 20 years ago
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
Really tough looking hardmen
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/tuff/tuff1.jpg
http://www.dsk.zaq.ne.jp/glamglam/COVERL/TUFF01.jpg
Tuft
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
The album title referred to the clap, I assume.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
Not that whoever did those tattoos had the steadiest hand, from the looks of it, but I could swear that says "The House of Hair", which is almost hilarious.
― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
The House Of Hair Metal.
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
Also, I like dude's foresight to put Guns 'n' Roses right near his asscrack.
― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
Is The House of Pain his name for his back? He's pointing out how awesomely tuff he was to have endured all the PAIN of tattooing to become a human jean jacket, right? Or did he really get into Jump Around after his hair metal days?
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)