http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/140/l_3154ef78d3d64e149fa6ff5068f34789.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
I spent like two hours the other day looking for somewhere that sold dogs playing poker on a button-up shirt in a size below XL - it's as if they only expect fatteys to wear them
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
i dunno abt that; a dog watching images of earthquake devastation on tv at least makes some kind of sense--with his construction i get pretty stuck on how the dog is flipping through the magazine without thumbs.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
otoh if he meant the dogs that also play poker all is forgiven; i understand completely
The idea that the reader needs a backup example of 'disconnect' is also slightly off, to my mind
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
well one way in which it's bad writing is that a dog flipping through a magazine is a wholly incongruous image
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 2:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
god forbid, an incongruous image
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
sorry incongruous might not be the right word--i mean it doesn't make any goddamn sense
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)
isn't that construction like the commonest of common writing tropes (ie, allegory)?
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)
i like the dog line! wish i had thought of it.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
can dogs flip pages with paw-static?
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
dog was using a kindle, obviously. paw pad.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-dog-pictures-dog-wants-to-finish-reading-a-chapter.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:49 (sixteen years ago)
dogs actually do have opposable thumbs fyi; they just don't want to tip their hands to their human masters
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:56 (sixteen years ago)
or should I say, tip their PAWS???
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
see if dogs were just holding out on us w/r/t the fact that their paws work really well for grasping, i'd expect them to also be affected by images of earthquake devastation
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
So the question is whether dogs love Chinese neo-thrash. As we already know they are asslovers.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
*reads last post**decides not to investigate thread further*
― _Rudipherous_, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
it's time for the nard-dog to take mags into his own paws
― you live in a space battle homo cave (sic), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
"Why oh why didn't I warn them like the dog in that one movie I saw"
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:15 (sixteen years ago)
fuck to:posers
ladies and gentlemen, my newest tattoo
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:20 (sixteen years ago)
they do great work in taiwan:
http://theartoftattoo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/taiwan-tattoo.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)
hey J0hn, what other tattoos do you have?
― ha! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
Pretty sure this is one of them:http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1434032_f260.jpg
― Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)
he's got lady gaga making out with admiral akbar on his lower back.
known fact.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/Ami4203/randyrhodesspelledwrongtattoo.jpg
― Brio, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)
we're talking about tattoos, though
― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)
Hey, how come only Courtney is special enough to get a portrait
― Originoo Golf Clappaz (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
dude, that's madonna.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
my face is actually a tattoo, my actual face is a smooth reflective surface
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
I like how if he's got his shirt on all you can see is a big shitty metallic 'the' on the back of his neck
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:24 (sixteen years ago)
someone turn that pic into THE HOUSE OF PAIN POLL
― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
does that say Randy Boads?
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
lol i think it's randy roads which is still so so wrong but i like randy boads better
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:57 (sixteen years ago)
It's definitely not one big R to cover both names because noway is that an 'h'
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
no i think it's another R but the tail hooks in so it looks like a B from that angle
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
I think he took the door from a stall my junior school boy's bathroom into the tattoo parlour and just said, "Gimme all of it, except put Randy Boads where that cock and balls drawing is."
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
Also, can anyone make out the 3 band names under TESLA and above IRON MAIDEN?
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
Savatage, TUFF and not sure of the other
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
Heavens Rage maybe?
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
looks like HEAVES KIDS
― Brio, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
Heaven's Rage
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
GiS Tuff btw. Had lots of fun laughing at them in kerrang 20 years ago
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
Really tough looking hardmen
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/tuff/tuff1.jpg
http://www.dsk.zaq.ne.jp/glamglam/COVERL/TUFF01.jpg
Tuft
― freebird manjunya (zvookster), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
The album title referred to the clap, I assume.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
Not that whoever did those tattoos had the steadiest hand, from the looks of it, but I could swear that says "The House of Hair", which is almost hilarious.
― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
The House Of Hair Metal.
― Pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
Also, I like dude's foresight to put Guns 'n' Roses right near his asscrack.
― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)