worst packaging ever?

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That... is... why... it... sucks.

President Evil, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I suspect that Geir doesn't consider physical materials to be 'design', only 2D images.

Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link

that primal scream dub thing in the cardboard packaging with the magnetic catch on the back, specifically for the bit of foam that was meant to keep the cd attached.

i never figured out the fabric live packaging. is the cd meant to be rattling around loose like that?

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I got that dub thing in a normal CD case! What a rip off!

Latest bummer packaging is WAR STORIES by UNKLE because 1) IT IS DIFFICULT TO OPEN and 2) IT SCRATCHES THE DICS THEMSELVES.

Well, don't have bought it then, you div, I hear you cry.

PJ Miller, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i realise i'm alone in this one, but i got the new limited UNKLE album that came in a box.
the whole thing was vacuum sealed meaning that you couldn't extract the inner box from the outer box, due to the seal.
many of the people who plumped up the extra ££ broke the thing to get into it, including me. however, the folks i ordered it from sorted me out, and i was a lot more careful second time around.
there is even a notice about the fun on the UNKLE website now with advise on how to get into the bloody thing. absolutely ridiculous.

mark e, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:43 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost .. (never read the extra post before hiting submit ..

mark e, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Those Volume compilations from the 90s... great idea, big thick book full of interviews with CD stuck in the back, but the cd was held in place with a disc button glued into the back cover and most of mine are broken/have come unglued and the cds keep falling out and going missing gah.

Trayce, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link

(xxpost)

11 July 07
War Stories LIMITED EDITION
Apologies to those who have been experiencing difficulties opening the limited edition War Stories. The vacuum packing technique looks great but does require some patience when opening. The secret is to give it time and not use any sharp implements that may damage the pack. Here is the process for picking the lock on this treasure chest of new UNKLE tunes:
Step 1: Pull the sides apart for about a minute to loosen up the outside package and let air in.
Step 2: Grab the box with the sliding end facing away from you and shake it hard for a couple of minutes.
Step 3: Once the inner case slides out a bit, grab it and pull.
Step 4: Smile because you've opened the new UNKLE treasure chest.
Step 5: Put the CD in, turn up the volume, check out the artwork in the booklet and enjoy!

www.unkle.com

lol

StanM, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Dear Plaid and Bob Jaroc,

Not only is your "Greedy Baby" DVD+CD double pack possibly the most half-arsed thing I have ever decided to spend money on, but as soon as I opened the shrinkwrapping the discs launched themselves out of the packaging and scratched themselves on my desk, meaning I can't even sell them. I put them away as carefully as I could and they fell out again. I had to give up and put them in CD sleeves inside the packaging, except the packaging is so narrow the sleeves don't even fit.

I haven't even PLAYED the audio-only disc (those tracks were lame enough with visuals) and it's scratched to hell. It's almost like you want all your potential fanbase to have to buy the thing new because there aren't any used copies out there even though nobody wants it. Hmm... ok, well planned.

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i have this as well. i has a little lever which is great for ejecting the cd. getting the cd BACK IN is, however, less easy.

http://www.discogs.com/release/958456

koogs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

prolapse - backsaturday

what's wrong with this? i mean, sure, the spine's on the top instead of on the side, but it fits in your rack just fine and my CD's never fallen out or anything.

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

my favorite AND least favorite packaging gimmick of all time was the pre-stained cardboard box that Alice Cooper's 'Muscle Of Love' came in...it was very cool, but unfortunately not made to last...my copy of the record ultimately had to take residence inside the 'Love It To Death' gatefold...

henry s, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link

prolapse - backsaturday
what's wrong with this? i mean, sure, the spine's on the top instead of on the side, but it fits in your rack just fine and my CD's never fallen out or anything.

Yeah but you can't see what it is! Which is annoying. And even if you put the unlabelled side out it's a bit oversize. It fits in my current shelving but not in my last set.

(I have the US Jetset pressing, I don't know what the Lissy's one is like.)

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate anything where the size is based on the LP...

These are great, if you also play LPs, as they make for great category dividers - Mosaic sets are like this, my original Nick Drake box is like this, so is one of Ella's. Actually i prefer the LP-size to the long-box, which make it clumsier to stack a bunch of them together.

I don't have the Talking Heads box, but it sure looks unwieldy.

My vote:
The boxset "The Man from Impanema" for Antonio Carlos Jobim is a three disc set, contains 60 pages with each disc nestled within a different section, is too tall AND wide to fit on any standard shelf, and to top it all off, it's friggin' spiral-bound. This package won the Grammy for best packaging in 1997 --ack-- yet another reason to disregard any conclusions those idiots come to.

christoff, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

quickly checked the thread and realise no-one has mentioned the brilliant, but short life span of the Sudden Sway package - Space Mate.
The contents are well known and rather extravagent, but how on earth anyone could have a prime copy of the box it all came in is beyond me. way to flimsy - just getting it home made the fragger fall apart.

mark e, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Regarding sleeves: Does the new Prince album contain any info on the contents anywhere at all?

I mean, nothing wrong about the hologram cover. It's great and brilliant, as opposed to the primitive hologram on the original "Diamonds And Pearls". But I would have preferred a sleeve giving someindication on what's inside.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link

what hologram cover ?
the freebie MOS version was just a skinny cardboard cover with no detail on it at all.

mark e, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Re: Prolapse - Backsaturday, I think I have the UK version and that's the same. My shelves are too big for normal CDs so things like that fit OK.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

The boxset "The Man from Impanema" for Antonio Carlos Jobim is a three disc set, contains 60 pages with each disc nestled within a different section, is too tall AND wide to fit on any standard shelf, and to top it all off, it's friggin' spiral-bound.

It's lovely - I bought it for my wife in '99 or so. We just keep it on display, propped up on top of the shelves with the boxsets. It's still in good nick.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link


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