Is Everybody Who Edits the Village Voice Really This Stupid?

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Let us not keep that fact from us TYPIING THINGS IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

actlly let me qualify the carpark comment: electronica that doesn't function as rave music at all!

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to a Carpark show this weekend and the guy from No Doctors was dancing. But I think that proves your point.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

If people have been following Chuck's other posts on this board, I don't think they would be too surprised to see him use the term "rock-hating" in this context. He made much the same point about Guided By Voices on this thread. Here's what he had to say about them:

As far as I can see, they do the exact thing all those Elephant 6 groups do -- take perfectly good '60s rock, subtract all the energy and rhythm and catchiness and push from it, thereby turn it wispery and watery and bland, and pretend that makes it "weird" or something.
-- chuck (ceddy@vil...), March 28th, 2003 5:31 PM.

This seems to be a long-standing gripe with him about a lot of what passes for indie rock.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate rock and so I was quite interested in Drag City when I heard they did too but now it seems I was wrong to be, oh well.

I like that Big Flame comp., mind.

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

''"Featuring three members of NYC free-jazz avant-drone ensemble the No Neck Blues Bland, the Suntanama are an anomaly on rock-hating Drag City.''

I have no probs with calling labels that release recs by guitar bands as 'rock-hating'. In fact, that's a what labels should be aiming for.

Rock can't just stay the same, that road leads to wynton marsalis type museum music and that's the last thing I would like.

Were SST rock? obv some bands on it live on 'rock' but they changed it to something by synthesizing (sp?) other precursors together.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

like st.vitus. they synthesized black sabbath with more black sabbath.

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha well...SST 'canon'.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yes but not enough more imo

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

>>IT WOULDN'T BE VERY GOOD WRITING.
It's not anyway, Chuck.<<

Probably true (again, IT WAS JUST A FRIGGING SHWOW PREVIEW, Y'KNOW? --and hey, Amateurist, you use capital letters too --i,.e. "So saying the band 'are an anomaly on rock-hating Drag City' is another way of saying they ROCK. Why not just say that? Or better yet, explain HOW" -- which is fine with me, seeing how italics aren't available here and all.) But again, my point, obviously, is that merely saying "they rock" (which again, they DON'T, not as much as they SHOULD) would have been (even) *less* interesting. Though I keep forgetting that lots of indie-rock fans *like* being bored. I'll make a note of it.)

SST was not a rock-hating label, I don't think. Though it WAS too slow, a lot of the time. (After it stopped being too fast, I guess.) For the record, I always prefered DC-3 to Painted Willie or Das Damen.

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

shwow = show (unless you're elmer fudd or nelly or chingy or somebody, and you grew up in mwissouwi, the shwow-me state.)

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Something about this thread reminds me of the Whitewater investigation.

Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

whitewhater

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

so i guess this makes hstencil ken starr and amateurist linda tripp?

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I was making fun of myself with the caps comment!

(x-posts)

If I take Chuck to task with more tenacity than others here, it's because writing about music is his profession! That seems simple enough to me.

Chuck: I think you're being a little disingenuous. You have put D.C. and "indie rock" down several times on this and other threads, and you have implied several times that to not-rock means something is likely "boring," etc. ("lots of indie-rock fans *like* being bored"). But you have also claimed (above) that you were simply making an observation in claiming D.C. were rock-haters, and that you meant no slur by it. You say it's OK if a band does not-rock, but in such a way as it seems they have to get a special pass to do so.

Hmmm, I just thought of something...

TS: ROCK critics vs. MUSIC critics

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean is the job of a rock critic to determine if something ROCKS (or rocks) or not? If so I politely withdraw.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

if people have a problem with "rock-hating" they should just mentally substitute that with the word "bloodless". although drag city in a roundabout way did re-ish my fave squirrel bait albums thanks to david grubbs. although squirrel bait were actually kinda strangely bloodless for a bunch of hick teens with a husker du jones.(arty lyrics-phil ochs cover) though they did rock. and they invented grunge. so drag city did involve themselves with records that created a rock monster.(after the fact,of course) though a lot of big rock fans kinda hated the whole grunge thing. hmmmm...i'll get back to you.

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this what ROCK critics do for a living? Sit around a discuss which records are BLOODLESS and which aren't?

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(sorry whoops mondo snarkiness there whoops sorry.)

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

all of my internet-music-geeks-coming-out-of-the-woodwork-to-shake-their-hairy-palms-at-me trouble started when i mocked squrrel bait. d.c. is cursed! chuck flee now!!

amateurist do you honestly still question why people think you're a troll?

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

These are genuine questions I ask!

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep forgetting that lots of indie-rock fans *like* being bored

I don't think indie fans like being bored - I just think that for the most part (and these are all broad generalizations) they don't find the simple act of rocking to be terribly interesting. I went through a phase of a few years in which indie rock was my primary listening material, and I still listen to a fair amount of it. As an indie listener, I was less concerned about whether something rocked than about whether it challenged my conception of what rock should be. I wanted to hear something rock in a new way. Naturally when you're trying to rock in a new way, there will be naysayers who claim that you don't rock at all. The same thing happens in jazz - you have the traditionalists claiming that free jazzers don't "swing". That's the chance you take when you try not to sound like everyone else.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i like a lot of bloodless music.

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

a lot of jazz and even a lot of free jazz rocks like hell!

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

People who've never heard a Point Blank album peg them a 'Southern Rock'...

compare that to the first sentence in this post...

so is it safe to say you've never heard a Point Blank album?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i like lots of rocking music that doesn't sound like anything else. and SOME nonrocking bloodless music that doesn't sound like anything else, too. but given the choice, i'd take the former, since it's got something the latter doesn't have (i.e.: blood!). and the best way to challenge my conception of what rock can be is probably by not being a rock band, but rocking me anyway. then again, i'm a BLOOD critic.

Though only WOMEN bleed, of course.

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, the whole "people who have never heard..." elitist bulljive is basically "your indie guilt is showing" reduxe... and is ESPECIALLY lame when the author's ultimate summation of the band flip flops around at his whimsy.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

all of my internet-music-geeks-coming-out-of-the-woodwork-to-shake-their-hairy-palms-at-me trouble started when i mocked squrrel bait. d.c. is cursed! chuck flee now!!

amateurist do you honestly still question why people think you're a troll?

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), August 6th, 2003 1:22 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

I can't stand it anymore.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

>>People who've never heard a Point Blank album peg them a 'Southern Rock'...
compare that to the first sentence in this post...
so is it safe to say you've never heard a Point Blank album?<

Nah -- Just that I hadn't listened to the Suntanama album closely enough when I made that earlier post. (So the flipflop has nothing to do with my "whimsy".) Point Blank's debut album rocks, for sure.

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_132.html

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Rock is in my blood

s hagar, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

but what if the flip flops are actually representational of an indeterminate relationship with a record and, thus, genuine reflects the protean listening experience?

Sam The Horse (Jacob Beardsley), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"closely"

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

someday, if ilm is around long enough, these arguments will be listed in the farmers almanac, along with the tides and the proper time to plant alfalfa.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Not everyone can be as saturnine and Above It All as Strongo, I suppose.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Some superheros emit fire from their fingertrips, Strongo emits scorn.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

How. To. Visualize??

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the League Of Bitter Hermits rebukes you.

jack cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

>>"closely"<<

Yeah, closely. What's wrong with admitting that?... and besides, saying they're called Southern Rock by people who've never heard Point Blank isn't the same as saying the ONLY people who call them Southern Rock are people who've never heard Point Blank. (And also besides, flip-flops in opinions about music are a GOOD thing; always have been. Why would you trust somebody who never changes his mind?) Not that I have anything whatsoever against people who've never heard Point Blank. Whoever the hell Point Blank are. (And also also besides, the first sentence of that link above was FOLLOWED by my hedging about how Suntanama could sure as hell be a lot MORE Southern Rock. So it's not like I changed my mind all THAT much, anyway.)


chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

And I still say they drawl lazily, too. Which = SORT OF Southern.

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

poor doomie!

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

word.

doom-e, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

word.

doome, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

one that most *mainstream* rock fans from the '70s to the '00s, from Cactus fans to Matchbox 20 fans,
would think of as a rock band if they actually heard the record as well. (Which I'm guessing, maybe wrongly, you couldn't say about Royal
Trux or Fucking Champs.)

Okay. I can see that. I could see "rock" rock fans responding favourably to specific songs by RT or FC or even NMH, but certainly not entire albums.
It's hilarious, sometimes, when you write for a large audience, how people will glom on to something you merely intended to be entirely self-evident and offhand, and whatever. Y'know.
Cripes. But, uh, from what I can tell, it was still reckless. Not that that's a value judgment either.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

But since when should criticism NOT be "reckless"? Reckless is fun! (Best songs: "Summer of '69," "Run to You," and "Ain't Gonna Cry" -- the latter primarily for the dumpster solo, of course.)

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wait, you said it *wasn't* a value judgement. Sorry!

chuck, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I think perhaps the most perfect encapsulation of the whole ambivalent indie attitude towards rocking-as-a-verb can be found in the drippingly sarcastic way that Black Francis sings "Oh let it rock" in the Pixies' song "UMass".

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I, for one, would like to see the indie world finally embrace the term "rock your world" (as in, "baby, let me...") as a euphemism for doing the deed (as in finalizing real estate deals).

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)


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