Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

in my headrests is TV
watchin pornos in 3d

ro lex
mo sex

^^this is my favorite couplet of all time

love mannie fresh

got a posturpedic heart-shaped waterbed
sheets might be satin and the pillows look suede

see the notes and twenty rims i spit the game to recipe
man i'm just the truth i got mutes hummin my melodies

hit the trap lock it down, fuck a job and a check
im in the mob with respect, burnin trees in my whip

iiiiim smokin trees in my drop

M, period, Fresh, comma
your wife is my baby momma
Goddamn, motherfucker
she's a...good dicksucker

light pole barrel, chopper stupid long
new orleans nigga, i get superdome

yo im smokin herbals til they hurt you
i keep your daughter out way past her curfew
hardcore far from commercial

With them two long shoes, and acted bougie in a Grey Poupon mood
So I'm a act cheap in a coupon mood

when i get hungry i take flights out of town
to restaurants in other cities just to chow down

i'm the illest nigga doin' this
dead or alive
gloria gaynor on you motherfucker
I WILL SURVIVE

aight where's that from, second time ive seen that line in as many days

it's from "the militia" by gangstarr feat. big shug and freddie foxx....basically one of my fav beats, just hardcore boxcutter shit...from freddie's verse...love that dude...such a tough guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRPOAN_EkK8

smoke west coast kush in my boy impala
got me in the car mellow, fuckin w/ that la la

^^this pretty much blew my mind, i must say

I had this lil’ bad thing, somethin’ like them 10’s
She gave a nigga mad brain, somethin’ like the Wiz

I got more respect for my bitch
I know a bitch is a bitch
And I don't fuck with naaaaaah bitch with a dick

i'm so impulsive
i'll start gunnin right in front of jesus mary and joseph

these wack rappers don't concern me
bring out the gurneys and some of my attorneys

i'm in the field with a shield and a spear nigga
i'm in your girl with her heels in the air nigga

haha what is that

id rather live in a 'rarri on the foothill strip / never go in the house cuz the streets is the shit

all excited its no ordinary buzz / ridin wit my patnas we just ordinary thugs

I Shock G's, so you can "Do Whatcha Like"/
go toe-to-toe, but know I bring the pump to fights/
I'll hump your wife, crush your life, fuck I'm nice!/
Emperor Hu-Sellasie-ah, or just Husalah Christ"

Black Thought from "75 Bars"

loool

thats a lot more black thought than im used to listening to

if he wants ppl to listen to it he should call it "eight bars" & just hope ppl stop paying attention before they realize "man this seems longer than 8 bars"

hot line tho

if he wants ppl to listen to it he should call it "eight bars" & just hope ppl stop paying attention before they realize "man this seems longer than 8 bars"

― deej khalifa (deej), Monday, March 29, 2010 2:50 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahaha

dudes i'm not a huge roots fan but this song rocks fucking balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lY672l2mII

biggie smalls is tha wickedest
niggas say i'm pussy, i dare you to stick yo dick in this

strings to the paper so i'm something like a kite

I stay ill till I stop breathing
When I attack my eyes go black like a shark feeding

the eses across the border are gettin smarter
they got flour for tortillas and lettuce for enchiladas

some might say that he's a dummy
but he's stickin you and takin all your money

posted this in the hip hop listening club but bears repeating imo

burt reynolds robbed soul train
john coltrane stole my gold chain

― passion of the wein (samosa gibreel), Friday, April 30, 2010 8:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i'm so st. louis
ask my tattooist

I'm a motherfuckin' spiteful delightful eyeful
the new Ice Cube, motherfuckers hate to like you

take a ex pill
how the sex feel??

i'm inviting you, get your writing crew, and they dopest rhymes
i get up in that ass everytime

a playa's drinkin makers... marker, cranberry vodka
wearin a mink coat that's furry as chewbacca

i saw ya main gal and playa had to stop her
her name wasn't silkk, but her face was the shocker

the name is big daddy, ya know as in your father
so when you hear a def rhyme believe that i'm the author

YES

shiiit, I need to start an "ain't no half steppin" lyrics poll

i like how that rhymes seamlessly with the one i posted right above it

contrarian-ass mutha connections

i stay shining like headlights
and stay crawling like head lice

Better take one and pass, or that's that ass
Your vital statistics are low, and falling fast